Friday, February 07, 2014

DEMISE OF TONY ABBOTT No.10

SO TELL US TONY 
WHY DID YOU 
BECOME A POLITICIAN?
Tom_in_Oz_: So tell us Mr Abbott why did you become a politician.........? 
sstockbr: @ChasCondouFans hilarious in a black humour kind of way

colleenhm: @SirThomasWynne Shocker of a pic of Abbott,Tom but fits perfectly with the caption words....definitely NO compassion in him!

lynnemillie: @Tom_in_Oz_: Hilarious, & a bit sad, sad!
Lisabiartch: @ChasCondouFans ROFL! and that complete knobs were not suitable eirther #wanker
DrHugoZHakenbus: @ChasCondouFans Oh shit! What are you doing to me? First thing in the morning and I cop this dick. Fuck it, where's my coffee?

sstockbr: @DrHugoZHakenbus @ChasCondouFans it's an ugly mug alright

DrHugoZHakenbus: @sstockbr @ChasCondouFans It would frighten bulldogs out of butcher shops. Beauty's only skin deep but ugliness goes to the bone with Abbott
myfibonacci: @Tom_in_Oz_  ...that pic is so hard to look at! I don't fancy running into that in the corridors of power!
terra155: @Tom_in_Oz_ it really does look like a pic, of a devil, reincarnated, to resemble a human being
sagunasws: @SirThomasWynne So he could share his very special brand of contaminated, non-compassionate power.

Alljohn: @ChasCondouFans Even looks like a THUG! UnGodly EVIL BASTARD FACT
gjfitzgerald: @Tom_in_Oz_   this is news?
randlight: @gjfitzgerald @Tom_in_Oz_  for you?
gjfitzgerald: @randlight @Tom_in_Oz_  no I just thought everyone knew
GayCarBoys: @Tom_in_Oz_ the village idiot ha never had an actual job!
Nanso44: @SirThomasWynne Basically I think he needed the dough.
flyinemu: @SirThomasWynne then he found out about working the public sector. 
Darthspoog: @SirThomasWynne @pruwawn @lol_trotsky Compassion is a delete option for a psychopath............
lol_trotsky: @SirThomasWynne he's just a fucking crying shame of disgrace. Pity the church won't excommunicate him for crimes against humanity
afilliliate: @SirThomasWynne At least he is trying to stop Illegals
SirThomasWynne: @afilliliate more illegals overstay their visas than come on boats #pleasecheckfacts
Lisabiartch: @afilliliate @SirThomasWynne AND they are NOT illegal #checkfactsAGAIN
davidjcalleja: @SirThomasWynne He puts the Pass in Compassion. As in Pass The Parcel.

davidwright1717: @ChasCondouFans @forthleft Yes, the world and history are full of compassionate priests.

andrew4u2: @ChasCondouFans Didn't he fail his priestly studies? He has proven to be a bigger liar than a 'suppository' for intelligence.

ianw84: @ChasCondouFans @AstraKate The priesthood only offered the chance to screw a few small boys. His choice lets him screw a whole country.

AstraKate: @ChasCondouFans Oh touché

KezzerSA: @ChasCondouFans Divine intervention and @CardinalPell
RebeTaylorMelb: Achingly true @SirThomasWynne

LUCKY HIS NAME WASN'T 
TONY HANCOCK
Tom_in_Oz_:
Hahahaha
WE HAVE A PRIME MINISTER,
 THAT YOU CAN REMEMBER THE NAME OF, 
BY TOUCHING YOUR BODY PARTS. 
~TOE 
~KNEE 
~A BUTT

sheree_drylie: @ChasCondouFans love it :)

imMorallyGrey: @sheree_drylie @ChasCondouFans hahahah. i usually scratch my head, but my lapse of recognition of Stony's name is only from sheer shame

andrew4u2: @ChasCondouFans Very clever indeed. I wonder how you find the untrustworthy gorilla in the Monk?

MARCH AGAINST ABBOTT
Tom_in_Oz_:
MARCH AGAINST ABBOTT 
IS 
AUSTRALIA-WIDE 
17th March 2014
WhosFibbing: @Tom_in_Oz_ How pathetic... Where was the March against Rudd/Gillard for the damage they did to our country .. ?
Tom_in_Oz_: @WhosFibbing obv not enough people wanted to organise one like we do now against ABBOTT.
simpsubhswf: @WhosFibbing @Tom_in_Oz_  Wasn't it the Convoy of Incontinence organised by that intellectual giant Jones? Flopped!
WhosFibbing: @simpsubhswf @Tom_in_Oz_  Just like your mob will flop too!
Tom_in_Oz_: @WhosFibbing I don't vote labor or liberal so take your preconceived notions elsewhere #haveanicelife

LITTLE JOHNNY HOWARD

Tom_in_Oz_: Hahaha - Little Johnny get's it right! #TonyAbbott
FitzyRJ: @Tom_in_Oz_ @SirThomasWynne I never thought I'd agree with John Howard.
davidjcalleja: @SirThomasWynne It's The Three Tenners (GST, that is).

GROUNDHOG DAY

Tom_in_Oz_: Winter came but Tony Abbott stayed! *sniff*
#TonyAbbott
3wombats: @Tom_in_Oz_ The Winter of our discontent

LET'S GET PHYSICAL
ChasCondouFans:  Hahahaha - AUSTRALIA let's play connect the dots....
#TonyAbbott

pepiermargot: @Tom_in_Oz_  1, 2, 3 kick Abutt :) gym program? AND included in all phys ed in schools

bsadams25: @ChasCondouFans @_sara_jade_ Australia needs to "kick Abbots butt" big time #show #him #who's #boss
_sara_jade_: @ChasCondouFans Haha took me a minute lol

WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE...
SirThomasWynne: Hahahahah - We're off to see the ......
#TonyAbbott
gerac_mb: @SirThomasWynne Fabulous!
domitayco: @SirThomasWynne @GayCarBoys too funny
leafyflower: @SirThomasWynne the common lnp voter lol :)
Lisabiartch: @ChasCondouFans LNP voter deluxe!
randlight: @ChasCondouFans still minus a brain then?
_sara_jade_: @ChasCondouFans LOL
Boydo43: @SirThomasWynne lol that must have really appealed to his supporters, shame he can't deliver.
SirThomasWynne: @Boydo43 had a good day at the meme factory .....ABBOTT is such an inspiration.....in all the wrong ways!
Boydo43: @SirThomasWynne he's a natural, that's why they hide him away. He's served his purpose, too many hands under the shirt.
mpesce: @SirThomasWynne @GayCarBoys probably he should have promised some Medicare dentistry
IMYYRU: @ChasCondouFans Danger, you may become a food source for brain eating ZOMBIES, safer if he made you into a politician 
ShaughanA: @SirThomasWynne LNP voters are all tin men! " If I only had a Brain!!!!"
Kelert1956: @ChasCondouFans About the size of it. Did #Abbott promise him, before or after he smacked him in the mouth? ;-/
Karlcastan: Love this one. "@ChasCondouFans: Hahahahah - We're off to see the... #TonyAbbott  pic.twitter.com/j8CH2jZblA"
CoLIARnB: @Tom_in_Oz_ and better dental care without a sick tax
albsie: @Tom_in_Oz_ and a dentist!

jodie_nurka: @Tom_in_Oz_ fucken hilarious. LMFHO

EVERY VOTE COUNTS - NOT!
Tom_in_Oz_: No brainer! 
#TonyAbbott
Bishop64: @GayCarBoys @SirThomasWynne they voted for him twice! I live among idiots!

TALK TO GOD
ChasCondouFans: HAHAHA - Dear God.......
#TonyAbbott
Zaria57: @ChasCondouFans We sure do :)
robertcpawley: @SirThomasWynne Let's see if Abbott is crucified if he comes back? That would be the miracle Australia needs.

MR ABBOTT'S FAMILY

Tom_in_Oz_: Hahahaha - At least his family loves him...
#TonyAbbott

MR RABID
Tom_in_Oz_: Hahahaha - Sarah loves our Mr Rabid!
#TonyRabid

MR ABBOTT'S PRIVATE LIFE
SirThomasWynne: RT if you think Mr ABBOTT has an interesting private life.....
#TonyAbbott
colleenhm: @SirThomasWynne You're really funny Tom, love your stuff - hits the spot every time !
ciruswind: @SirThomasWynne @colleenhm cum cum now, his boyfriend's smugglers are not pink...what are you getting at?
GoTheGrey: @SirThomasWynne @leftocentre @bowie1313 Stranger danger!!
sagunasws: @SirThomasWynne @Alien8td @gjfitzgerald Always parading in tight, scantily clad attire, does he think he's HOT per chance?
SirThomasWynne: @sagunasws  nope he wants you to look at his budgie so you don't notice his ears obv x

POLITICAL ROLE MODELS
jazer1985: @SirThomasWynne Then identify who were your political role models?
HOWARD?
MENZIES?
BRANDIS?
#auspol
SirThomasWynne: @jazer1985 "d" - none of the above obv
jazer1985: @SirThomasWynne Right answer mister! :P

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