DEMISE OF TONY ABBOTT No.3

THE MEN FROM C.R.A.P.

SirThomasWynne:

THE MEN FROM C.R.A.P.

#auspol

randlight: @SirThomasWynne very true especially the main one, old rupe come on down!

ladywhitepeace: Hahaha too good!! @SirThomasWynne

dragonlady9947: @SirThomasWynne U are way too funny. Do u do these yourself?

SirThomasWynne: @dragonlady9947 YES - if you spot the @Tom_in_Oz_ symbol on a corner somewhere they are mine....

dragonlady9947: @SirThomasWynne @Tom_in_Oz_ u should publish and make $$

SirThomasWynne: @dragonlady9947 @Tom_in_Oz_ I'd donate the money to the REMOVE TONY ABBOTT FROM POWER FUND obv x

bruce_ian: @ChasCondouFans  "Crap on , crap off" GOLD!!!!

TONY GETS SHIRTY

SirThomasWynne: 

*TRUE*

TONY ABBOTT REVEALS NEW CAMPAIGN SHIRT... 

#simpletone

LynndeLoopy: @SirThomasWynne Lookit Aunty Bronnie giving him "he's my boy" grin!

Nanso44: @SirThomasWynne  Abbott is just a puppet of the machine behind him. Connections you will never make in all sorts of places.

piesnchess: @SirThomasWynne  Suits up well on him.

craigspissed: @SirThomasWynne I can see two idiots in that picture.

prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne Scott Morrison wears number 2: Knuckle head. Hockey was going to wear 3, but got lost of the way to the ground

offtherails13: @SirThomasWynne A jersey which reads "idiot" - & the whole country his village. The election seems a L O N G way away . 

phonytonyabbott: @SirThomasWynne - is that Al from Happy Days standing next to Abbott? (on his left, our right)

flyinemu: @phonytonyabbott @SirThomasWynne if it is, the days are no longer funny.

colleenhm: @SirThomasWynne Good one Tom,so apt!

ABBOTT OBSCENITY REMOVED

SirThomasWynne: 

*ABBOTT OBSCENITY REMOVED* 

#TonyAbbott 

#SimpleTone

craigspissed: @SirThomasWynne LOL, he really is a skirt lifter. :)

leftocentre: @SirThomasWynn Censorship!!

randlight: @SirThomasWynne ... so say at the moment about 53% of Aussies

otiose94: Precious Pick is #abbott Removed fm Where? @SirThomasWynne #auspol

SirThomasWynne: @otiose94 was part of the anti-Archibalds that's a much as I know

chookelini: @SirThomasWynne @otiose94  ta

andrew_thaler: @ChasCondouFans abcenity?

jackel53: @ChasCondouFans you're a crack up mate

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE

SirThomasWynne: 

*PLEASE RT THIS PIC*

[IF YOU CAN SPOT THE DIFFERENCE]

#TONYABBOTT

randlight: @SirThomasWynne Ronald on the left is the "goodie"

andrew_thaler: @ChasCondouFans nip... You got me on that one.

ozzz1234: @SirThomasWynne BUGA - AND I LIKE RTing

JaneReid5: @SirThomasWynne The one on the left is much better looking!

KezzerSA: @SirThomasWynne No, not demented. Just a cold, cunning, dangerous psychopath http://abt.cm/LDCEh0 

Beware, & stay on your guard.

TheTonester2: @SirThomasWynne Ronald doesn't scare children

auntyfudge: @SirThomasWynne Hilarious. Now which is which, i can't tell!

SirThomasWynne: @auntyfudge one with a brain is the one on the left obv

auntyfudge: @SirThomasWynne Thanks, i see it now.

GoTheGrey: @SirThomasWynne My kids like the clown on the left. The one on the right frightens them.

fiona9000: @SirThomasWynne Fan bloody tastic!!! Gold!!! I mean the Ronald!!!

SirThomasWynne: @fiona9000 @randlight do you wants lies with that ?

fiona9000: @SirThomasWynne @randlight Hilarious!!!!

prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne One upsizes meals, the other makes a meal of upsizing anything!

jackel53: @ChasCondouFans I can't RT 'coss I can't see any difference

SAUSAGE ENVY

SirThomasWynne: 

Hehehehe - TONY ABBOTT HAS SAUSAGE ENVY... 

#tonyabbott 

leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne He needs a trim eh?

TheWillowGhost: @SirThomasWynne Stuffs food in as though he's a bloody gannet - why hasn't he choked yet?

flabbergutsted: @SirThomasWynne Have you seen mine? Is it bigger than yours or have you got a larger loaf?

terra155: @SirThomasWynne it's name should have been Richard

libliars: @ChasCondouFans he is a sausage, full of crap

ChasCondouFans: @libliars all filler - no substance

libliars: @ChasCondouFans yep

MRS ABBOTT

SirThomasWynne: 

MRS ABBOTT HAS THINGS IN HAND

AND WHEN I SAY "THINGS"

I MEAN TONY!

#auspol

GaryFallon: @SirThomasWynne Rumoured Abbott and his wife no longer live together. #auspol @TonyAbbottMHR Someone can prove or disprove??

wvk: @SirThomasWynne what an extraordinarily unattractive pair

pharlap40: @SirThomasWynne Kiss me, Katuk

phonytonyabbott: @SirThomasWynne - there are some things that just can't be unseen. Abbott trying to kiss anything is one of them.

auntyfudge: @SirThomasWynne Hope she bites him.

McHungryJack: @SirThomasWynne OMG that's disgusting.

albsie: @SirThomasWynne is he puckering up?OOOH

leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne Squeeze!!!!

ShaughanA: @SirThomasWynne "Tony, fuck up one more time, and I twist them and that sorry lil thing off n feed em to the canary!"

sanjakovach: @SirThomasWynne looks like two angry birds to me

McHungryJack: @SirThomasWynne @albsie he has no sex appeal what so ever. Was he never taught how to pucker up.

MinhKular: @SirThomasWynne  I won't sleep well having seen that eeewww

linmitdan: Looks like shape shifters from Supernatural - almost think something REALLY scary is about to happen ! @SirThomasWynne

DrHugoZHakenbus: @SirThomasWynne Margie: Close your eyes while I throttle you,you selfish self centered bastard.Why didnt you ever buy me an engagement ring?

andrew4u: @SirThomasWynne OMG! That is bloody disgusting. It gives me the creeps! A poisonous tryst

JaneReid5: @SirThomasWynne I think he looks more handsome than usual in that photo.

LovisoNRaY: @SirThomasWynne Who taught them how to kiss? A kissing guide from the 50's 

Step 1 - look awkward 

Step 2 - brace yourself....

GoTheGrey: @SirThomasWynne Still looks like he's trying to give her a kiss. Leads with the bottom lip. Like it a bit rough eh Tone?

WezKing: @SirThomasWynne The closer she gets, the more it looks like they're both stifling their gag reflexes!

CANBERRA:

SHOCKING NEWS

SirThomasWynne:

*CANBERRA - SHOCKING NEWS*

THE ABC IS IN LIB FIRING LINE

The truth is revealed!

#simpletone

SirThomasWynne: We have 2 types of media in Australia. Murdoch and non Murdoch. The non Murdoch eg ABC are likely to report the truth about Tony ABBOTT.

auntyfudge: @SirThomasWynne Got him running scared. Keep up the good work ABC 

KezzerSA: @auntyfudge @SirThomasWynne I also have noticed much more balanced investigative reporting from #Fairfax @smh @theage Murdoch Media terminal

hdrebner: @SirThomasWynne And then some kill themselves avec the crim Murdoch promoted tobacco....HD

SirThomasWynne: ABC are now on Tony Abbott's hit list for closure or censure.....

apgf2009: @SirThomasWynne Don't forget weasel Abbott's a narcissistic lunatic It's has to be all about him bugger everybody else @abcnews 

KezzerSA: @SirThomasWynne A very declining following of the Murdoch Mantra. You can fool all the people some of the time ................@australian

KezzerSA: @SirThomasWynne @australian BTW, just asking. Is Murdoch to take the stand in the NoTW phone hacking trial? If not, why not @smh @abcnews ? 

EmptyHead5: @SirThomasWynne  Tony Abbott has 2 options for the ABC 1. Privatisation 2. The axe 

ozipetezar: @leftocentre @SirThomasWynne Laurel and Hardy?

SirThomasWynne: @ozipetezar  dumb and dumber

ozipetezar: @SirThomasWynne Nice one. 

prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne Abbott confesses: when he said he was a Rhodes scholar, he meant he attended a public school in the Sydney suburb of Rhodes

DianneCostin: @prlloyd63 @SirThomasWynne Love it.

RoyanWg: @prlloyd63 @SirThomasWynne That is a cracker

tumbowl: @SirThomasWynne ridiculous, but geez it makes sooo much sense

leftocentre: @tumbowl: @SirThomasWynne Yes, scary eh.

martiontwit: the twat on the right is currently on the 7:30 Report ABC blaming Labor 4 everything Pathetic #auspol @SirThomasWynne

flabbergutsted: @SirThomasWynne A Menu for a Fucked Nation.

SirThomasWynne: @flabbergutsted luckily I didn't get to the f section haha

flabbergutsted: @SirThomasWynne May have to adopt it if this lot are not ejected soon. 

JimDennis6: @SirThomasWynne  I told you those bananas in pyjamas were subversive caricatures. You're B1, right?

randlight: @SirThomasWynne So clever

PeteRepeatRT: @SirThomasWynne That pretend discussion between then was so cringeworthy. Beavis meets Butthead.

kjon1230: @SirThomasWynne When is the fat man's funeral. He said children would sent off shore over his dead body. Liar.

JUST REMEMBER

SirThomasWynne: 

TONY ABBOTT 

*WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET*

#SimpleTone

terra155: @SirThomasWynne rupes marionette

Glowworm532: @SirThomasWynne  Is there a palmist in the house? Abbott's destiny revealed in photo :):):)

RobMax4: @SirThomasWynne @leftocentre Unfortunately that's all there is.

k4_kennedy: @SirThomasWynne I see a fockin evil bastard masquerading as a fool.. I mean PM 

ScotiaOctavia: @SirThomasWynne  Why cant he straighten his tie

pat23baker: @ScotiaOctavia @SirThomasWynne crooked tie, crooked man! Appearance should matter! 

flyinemu: @SirThomasWynne @randlight Would rather see the rope around there neck's,

WezKing: @SirThomasWynne Gold!

flyinemu: @SirThomasWynne Was that string or STING? knowledge that our NBN will have a Tin can at ether end of that string is disturbing

LOST IN SPACE

SirThomasWynne:
Breaking news from Canberra...
*UFO ATTACKS AUSTRALIA*
#auspol
#simpletone

harrypusspuss: @SirThomasWynne Abbott is King Arsehole from the Planet Uranus

DrHugoZHakenbus: @SirThomasWynne Ewwww Eeeeee, ooooh aahh, aahh, WallaWalla bing bang.Hasn't developed lingual improvements since 1959 #eatspurplepeople

auntyfudge: @SirThomasWynne @davidbewart Keep up the good work.I'm scared of aliens.

peterbayley: @SirThomasWynne "Danger John Citizen"!

PeteRepeatRT: @SirThomasWynne You do realise the brilliance of this will be lost on Gen Y's? He makes Dr Smith seem relatively pleasant by comparison.

kangjaro13: @ChasCondouFans Find this space may also be appropriate.

MySilentKnight: @ChasCondouFans **Grabs the RAID** That alien looking thing comes near me with his voodoo politics, he's gonna get sprayed!

JimDennis6: @SirThomasWynne Batteries not included.

RIGHT ON TARGET

SirThomasWynne:

EVERYBODY'S FAVOURITE GAME: 

# Warning may contain sharp objects - NOT Mr Tony Abbott, obv 

#auspol

leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne Soooo easy to hit the bull Tom.

SirThomasWynne: @leftocentre lotta bull mate, a lotta bull.....

auntyfudge: @SirThomasWynne Love it!

GoTheGrey: @SirThomasWynne One for the fruit growers in Shepparton. Altho they probably still think Tone is going to save them...

UNDER ABBOTT'S GOVERNMENT

SirThomasWynne:

CHANGES YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED

UNDER AN ABBOTT GOVERNMENT.

#auspol

#simpletone

ozzz1234: @SirThomasWynne So true. Remember he selected a candidate cos she had sex appeal. I just love blokey stuff ;-)

flyinemu: @ozzz1234 @SirThomasWynne Guess he had it both was when he was hanging around the trans dresser for 30 years, talk about greedy

stovies40: @SirThomasWynne Brilliant!

Dolon12: @SirThomasWynne There seems to be incredible haste to wind back the clock & start witch hunts #onetermtony fear? #auspol

Nanso44: @Dolon12 @SirThomasWynne You have a point. Voters realising how absurd Abbott is, wrecking of good policies NBN Gonski NDIS dumb 

McHungryJack: @SirThomasWynne another goodie Tom. Lol.

prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne Unless of course you have #sexappeal, like our #Fionascott , you wont get too far in Abbotts Australia

MikeXcaberate: @ChasCondouFans Sure there are some who still think this way

CANBERRA: CRISIS TALKS

SirThomasWynne: 

*LIBERAL PARTY IN BORDER CRISIS* 

PRIME MINISTER HOLDS URGENT TALKS 

#auspol 

#Tom_in_Oz_ 

GlenLittle: @SirThomasWynne Free advice for Indonesia. Insist Abbott tatoo any agreement on his bum where he's sure to see daily

DrHugoZHakenbus: @SirThomasWynne Julia was always correct. A bright pair of bastards in their fucking blue fucking ties.

TheTonester2: @SirThomasWynne Morriscum: Budgie smugglers? I wouldn't be seen in them 4 quids!

ordinarybloke: @SirThomasWynne That's about all they've got left I think!

davidjcalleja: @ChasCondouFans  "Send them Peter Reith as a sacrifice."

AnnPayer: @ChasCondouFans  Rumour has it Julie Bishop to mount challenge against Abbott. She would suit the budgie smugglers I would think.

ChasCondouFans: @AnnPayer  hasn't Abbott already been wearing the bottom half of Julie's red bikini?

BIG STINK BECOMES

A BURNING QUESTION

SirThomasWynne
*LIBERALS MAKE PROMISE*
XMAS WILL BE TWICE A YEAR!
#auspol
#Tom_in_Oz_

an_tare: @SirThomasWynne Phew.. Pooo.. agree there's something rotten here.. Very Smelly.

KoenjiEikaiwa: @SirThomasWynne They both stink and must be replaced as they are dangerous to Australia's security ABBOTT & MORRISON RESIGN NOW

Rosafas: @ChasCondouFans I recon the contribution of the 'poster ' posts has more affect than words spoken can ever have. Love them

IN THE GRAVY

SirThomasWynne: 

*COUNTING DOWN THE HITS*

A BIG No.2 - Phoney Tony & The Liberals 

#Tom_in_Oz_ 

#auspol

IanfgGilly: @SirThomasWynne Hiya Tom, I'm lovin your work. Will continue to spread the gospel according to Sir Tom.

vote_pyne: @SirThomasWynne I knew I should have worn a codpiece

ByronStol: @SirThomasWynne What is seen can not be unseen eeek lol :)

AnneMcLean: @SirThomasWynne Oh Gawd - that band... I can't recall the name... or orientation...

SandraC81413369: @SirThomasWynne Thanks this is just great and 2 be shared around.

SandraC81413369: @SirThomasWynne I am sure that there was no offence intended to Village People fans.

andrew4u2: @SirThomasWynne  yeah! Villiage idiots.

OzEquitist: @SirThomasWynne LOL...it's not very PC to turn Abbott Govt into Village People, but it IS very funny - esp Bernardi!

leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne:  No 1!!!!

G_times: @SirThomasWynne rofl - Bishop looks like GI Jane

G_times: @SirThomasWynne *lights the torch* Abbott (swaggers forward) - YOU get to go to Indonesia in a leaky boat! *applause*

prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne  The song #inthenavy takes on a whole different interpretation

RobertBigalla: @SirThomasWynne I bet they do a mean version of YMCA, complete with actions of course. I wonder who the best "A" would be.

SirThomasWynne: @RobertBigalla  ABBOTT he's a big A

RobertBigalla: @SirThomasWynne We are obviously on the same wavelength in regards to "A". Lots more of them in the LNP.

randlight: @RobertBigalla @SirThomasWynne Think we are on same wave lengh on a lot of things

SURVIVING DOWNUNDER

SirThomasWynne:
*SURVIVOR DOWN UNDER*
WILL OUR TONY MAKE IT?
 #auspol
#Tom_in_Oz_

Robtrinity: @SirThomasWynne Nope!

7Oceans7: @SirThomasWynne LoL #OneTermTony

ravingmcmaniac: @7Oceans7 @SirThomasWynne One Term is tooooo long! Can't we lose him somewhere?

flabbergutsted: @SirThomasWynne Make a Statuette of him, and have the Dim Witted Tony Awards.

randlight: @flabbergutsted @SirThomasWynne Yuk no don't want to see him at all

SirThomasWynne: @flabbergutsted @randlight the PHONYS

leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne: It's time to go......Tony!

n2kaja: @leftocentre @SirThomasWynne Oi Oi Oi !

chef09876: @leftocentre @SirThomasWynne Outwitting him shouldn't be too difficult

XMAS WILL BE TWICE A YEAR

SirThomasWynne: 
*LIBERALS MAKE PROMISE*
XMAS WILL BE TWICE A YEAR!
#auspol
#Tom_in_Oz_

Phillippring: @SirThomasWynne Libs talk of Labor's lies.Now we have got Liberal lies and heaps of them.