THE DEMISE OF TONY ABBOTT * ♛ * Sir Tone Lé Stoopid: DEMISE OF TONY ABBOTT No.9

SO YOU VOTED FOR ABBOTT!

Tom_in_Oz_: SO YOU VOTED FOR TONY ABBOTT!

#AusPol

geraldinehewitt: @Tom_in_Oz_ my 'favourite' excuse made by someone who voted for #TonyAbbott is that 'he was going to win anyway'?! I can't even compute THAT

sheree_drylie: @Tom_in_Oz_ @TBadrick Funny how no one voted for him now isn't it?

lynnemillie: @Tom_in_Oz_ Hilarious!

TBadrick: @Tom_in_Oz_ The odds of a first term leadership showdown between Abbott & @TurnbullMalcolm are increasing all the time. @smh

LIB /NAT PARTY ANONYMOUS

Tom_in_Oz_: Hahahaha - Announcing a new self-help group just for those who voted for...

#TonyAbbott

andrew_thaler: @ChasCondouFans @forthleft ha ha ha

Valen_of_Minbar: @Tom_in_Oz_ Yes you enter a shop of physical entertainment & show card and they lead u through the back door. Not as embarrassing that way.

Rosafas: @Tom_in_Oz_ oh god Tom love your style on social media always hits the spot.

deejayhodder: @ChasCondouFans I didn't vote for them but I walked into an AA meeting the other night. Thought it was "Abbott's Anonymous" #mostlyLNP

mavsmum: @Tom_in_Oz_ Hmm,going to need a really really really big hall to meet in.

brialync: @ChasCondouFans Yes one should not be ashamed about being gullible it is a common affliction.

nancycato1: @SirThomasWynne : You are getting nortier!

JaneSarpax: @Tom_in_Oz_ Good Luck with operation "Dumbo".....

jeffsull2: @Tom_in_Oz_ AND...Make a list of all persons harmed, and be willing to make amends to them all.

3wombats: @jeffsull2 @tom_in_oz_ Bloody long list that's going to be

ordinarybloke: @Tom_in_Oz_ Yes, the poor darlings need all the help they can get!!

CHRISTOPHER

#PYNENUTZ

ChasCondouFans: OMG - Minister Pyne wants to change the Oz Curriculum - see his new plans below #PyneNutz

Nursey_Ally: @ChasCondouFans It's not his fault. I don't think he was breastfed... :

nanoview: @Tom_in_Oz_ @stunuts1948 It's quite simply not his Education System to alter! It's ours! He looks after 'our' interests

Alien8td: @ChasCondouFans Golden !!!

RINEHART AND ABBOTT

SirThomasWynne: Hahaha - Tony Abbott is no LACKEY!
Yeah right?

#TonyAbbott

fletche9: @Tom_in_Oz_ oh that's terrifying

Shear_Gold: @ChasCondouFans she is telling tony to get the upsized meal: "Tony make sure they upsize the steak. oh.i love those curly chips so get double.what cheeses have they got?"

mavsmum: @Tom_in_Oz_ @bettsie2u Should come with a warning(runs from room to find bucket).

shane25873: @krONik @Tom_in_Oz_ @bettsie2u Too much gristle.

randlight: @SirThomasWynne Toyboy????

Winetosser: @SirThomasWynne @randlight With my butt cheeks!

TheTonester2: @ChasCondouFans @Tom_in_Oz_ I'd be scared of Jaba The Hut to

DaKangaroo: @Tom_in_Oz_ @ThePinkLaptop She will you know.

ThePinkLaptop: @Tom_in_Oz_ That's how she got so fat....eating people!

macuser2323: @Tom_in_Oz_ @ThePinkLaptop Looks like she has had a few already, Julie Bishop is safe, she's a scrawny old scrag.

ABBOTT'S IMAGE IN TATTERS

Tom_in_Oz_: Hahaha - Tony Abbott is shattered to learn his political image is in tatters... #TonyAbbott

Tom_in_Oz_: MAYBELLINE have withdrawn their support obv

carla_dog: @Tom_in_Oz_ and so they should!! bahaha!! excel lent product sullied!!!!

myfibonacci: @Tom_in_Oz_ Gross!

bettsie2u: @Tom_in_Oz_ Will take more than make-up to cover up his bad arse image

McHungryJack: @SirThomasWynne how Vain.

leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne There ain't enough product eh? :-)

ThePinkLaptop: @ChasCondouFans He needs spak filler and an orbital sander to fix that mug.

Rosafas: @ChasCondouFans stop stop you make me laugh .

So good to laugh .

You get my rocky star badge for :)-:D

colleenhm: @Tom_in_Oz_ looks like he's enjoying that make -up session too much,eh Tom...great pic!

TheTonester2: @Tom_in_Oz_ Maybe it's NOT Maybelline & it's spakfiller

Kelert1956: @ChasCondouFans That women's no artist, One pug ugly picture.

nancycato1: @SirThomasWynne : Tom you're getting nortier!

SirThomasWynne: @nancycato1 but you gotta admit it was funny x

nancycato1: @SirThomasWynne : Was wondering what I would have done with that brush!

SirThomasWynne: @nancycato1 norty nancy I luvs ya x

Lisabiartch: @krONik @Tom_in_Oz_ bahahaha !!!!! Made my day!!

(S)TONY ABBOTT FOR PM

Tom_in_Oz_: Hmmmm - can we have a Pet Rock for PM?

gerac_mb: @Tom_in_Oz_ Love your work!

Tom_in_Oz_: @gerac_mb am a retired vice principal - was always into vice x

gerac_mb: @Tom_in_Oz_ Excellent!!!

CoLIARnB: @Tom_in_Oz_: Tough choice Stone Age PM or a rock? #auspol

macuser2323: @Tom_in_Oz_ This is excellent Tom. I have retweeted.

GayCarBoys: @Tom_in_Oz_ the rock has more hair on its head and less on its back than abbott the village idiot lol

G_times: @Tom_in_Oz_ nor can it run out of exits while the cams are rolling... ♫♪ those ears, those ears, those Great Big Ears ♫♪

3wombats: @tom_in_oz_ This Tony is much nicer :-)

TheTonester2: @Tom_in_Oz_ pmsl!

leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne Why not??

harrypusspuss: @SirThomasWynne Clever!!

randlight: @Tom_in_Oz_ You are excelling yourself

HEROES WITH A ZERO

Tom_in_Oz_: Tony Abbott - HEROES with a ZERO

randlight: @Tom_in_Oz_ exactly right look at the guy on the right

BrendaMcGorby: @Tom_in_Oz_ A wonderful photoshop opportunity with that pic.
Trouble is finding a pic of a naked Murdoch

IanfgGilly: @SirThomasWynne Keep twtng your truths. Love reading them.

HillbillySkill: @Tom_in_Oz_ @davidbewart Sucked in big time guys! That man wants you to lose your Minimum Wage rights & conditions.

judyvw22: @Tom_in_Oz_ what a fake

huddite: @Tom_in_Oz_ the guy on abbott's left sure has got his number - love the body language

Tom_in_Oz_: @huddite @davidbewart @HillbillySkill the Libs have gotta liquor up people to be in photos with him obv x

TONY THE POPE

Tom_in_Oz_: HAHAHAH - #TonyAbbot wanted to be a Pope when he grew up!

#auspol

3wombats: @Tom_in_Oz_ Love it :-)

randlight: @albsie @Tom_in_Oz_ clever I have an LG washing machine

colleenhm: @Tom_in_Oz_ Very clever Tom,he's as useful as a washing machine!

Tom_in_Oz_: @colleenhm still a lot of spin left in him!!!!

colleenhm: @Tom_in_Oz_ Yeah, spin galore but plenty of dirt still clinging...smells like corruption to me!

CoLIARnB: @Tom_in_Oz_ and a good bleach / whitewash

NSunners: What a pope he'd be @SirThomasWynne

martiontwit: Would the real MadMonk please stand up @SirThomasWynne

andrew_thaler: @ChasCondouFans that ones a bit flat

6run6e: @ChasCondouFans A Pope or THE Pope? Just one of many Popes floating around.

galleyjon45: @ChasCondouFans He is a disgrace of a human being

harrypusspuss: @SirThomasWynne Love your work :)

myfibonacci: @Tom_in_Oz_ …hey yeah! What happened with that? Couldn’t bully his way there? Couldn’t keep it in his pants? Would take too many confessions

OUR HAPPIEST PM EVAH

ChasCondouFans: *OFFICIAL*

Q: Why is TONY ABBOTT Australia's HAPPIEST Prime Minister?

#auspol

sagunasws: @Tom_in_Oz_ @sheree_drylie That's right, his ignorance is hiding behind his arrogance.

TheTonester2: @Tom_in_Oz_ and retardness is his middle name!

Tom_in_Oz_: @TheTonester2 sadly true

TheTonester2: @Tom_in_Oz_ stupid is as stupid does

jackel53: @ChasCondouFans Tony, tony, tony you always were a headache and you've always been a bore!!!

thevixter2: @ChasCondouFans @forthleft Overdoses of botox to the brain

BUDGIE SMUGGLERS

Tom_in_Oz_: *No animals were harmed in the making of this meme...

WHILE STROLLING ON THE BEACH ONE DAY...

#TonyAbbott

NEED I SAY MORE

Tom_in_Oz_: @('_')@
NEED I SAY MORE?

#auspol

#tonyabbott

Alljohn: @Tom_in_Oz_ which one ???

Lisabiartch: @Tom_in_Oz_ bahahahaha!

G_times: kudos to @Tom_in_Oz_ for designing the latest Tony Abbott portrait & the ears hang just right: @('_')@

Tom_in_Oz_: @G_times ta I've always wanted a set of kudos to play golf with xxxxx

GayCarBoys: @Tom_in_Oz_ lols

observationpt: @SirThomasWynne Nope. That pretty well sums him up.

harrypusspuss: @SirThomasWynne OMG the likeness is UNCANNY! If you need proof of Darwin's theory look no further..

McHungryJack: @SirThomasWynne classic Tom hahaha

Kelert1956: @ChasCondouFans Ah when Tony was just a little chimp, then he grew up to be a bad bad man.

brialync: @Tom_in_Oz_ Keep up the pictures there the only thing the Herald Sun readers can actually read. Good Thinking

AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR

Tom_in_Oz_: $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ ...

AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR...

#auspol

#tonyabbott

randlight: @Tom_in_Oz_ One of your best ones yet

ozipetezar: @Tom_in_Oz_ Love it.

McHungryJack: @SirThomasWynne sad to say he's a relative of mine.

SirThomasWynne: @McHungryJack same here I have the burden of distant cousin Prince Harry!

McHungryJack: @SirThomasWynne that's ok, he's the cool one , the others on the other hand!

edwardclarke: @SirThomasWynne love it! So true!

sagunasws: @ChasCondouFans You certainly did, well now he's yours why not take him back Mr Successful Businessman???

TONY GOES SHOPPING

Tom_in_Oz_: Haha - TONY ABBOTT heads off to shop at TARGET...

He read the memo wrong...

#auspol

Lisabiartch: @Tom_in_Oz_ love this one Tom!! ROFL!!!

VALIDATION

Tom_in_Oz_: (◕_◕)┌∩┐ TONY ABBOTT - bringing people together...

nancycato1: @SirThomasWynne : Haha! You are ruining my already dubious reputation.

SirThomasWynne: @nancycato1 all part of my warm and friendly service x x x x x

leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne: Tricked again!

GayCarBoys: @ChasCondouFans LOL fuc^in love u!!!:)

Alljohn: @Tom_in_Oz_ @SirThomasWynne I have an intense dislike of the LIAR ABBOTT TOO.

carla_dog: @ChasCondouFans yes!!!!!

sheree_drylie: @SirThomasWynne @nancycato1 hahaha love it

randlight: @Tom_in_Oz_ I have too doubly as retweet and read

G_times: @Tom_in_Oz_ bringing you yet another unique keyboard emo to put in your art diary for the Abbott haters reunion @randlight

TheTonester2: @Tom_in_Oz_ @SirThomasWynne the only good thing he's done is make most of us rise up & object to his Naziasm style

vote_pyne: @Tom_in_Oz_ Of course we bring people together, in places called detention camps

THE SUPPOSITORY OF ALL WISDOM

Tom_in_Oz_:
*WARNING*
*WARNING*

THE FOLLOWING TONY ABBOTT MEME IS DISGUSTING!

*YOU ARE WARNED*

THE DAY TONY REALISES HE HAS SHORTCOMINGS

Tom_in_Oz_:

SUPPOSITORY is to REPOSITORY

as FISCAL IS TO ........

#auspol

DATELINE: CANBERRA

Tom_in_Oz_:

*NEWSFLASH*

DATELINE: CANBERRA

Tony Abbott holds press conference.

#auspol

#tonyabbott

randlight: @Tom_in_Oz_ But it is not being held at the cricket is it?

3wombats: @Tom_in_Oz_ Was it play the totes??

alien8td: @Tom_in_Oz_ @ChasCondouFans One of your finest works .

nancycato: @SirThomasWynne : You've done it now... probably go to gaol for this. Much worse than my Norty Corner... no Choklit

Tom_in_Oz_: @nancycato1 hey I'll go to gaol no probs as long as somebody bakes me a cake with a file x *hint*

nancycato1: @Tom_in_Oz_ : A file labelled Top Secret Operational Matters... oerr... you mean THAT sort of file.

VegasJessie: What's worse about #Abbott is his global warming denial while Melbourne hosts tennis in 47°C. @Tom_in_Oz_

main_man: @VegasJessie @Tom_in_Oz_ Abbott thinks it's "crap"

MigloMT: @main_man @VegasJessie @Tom_in_Oz_ I'll tell you what's crap: this fkn weather. ;-)

jodie_nurka: @Tom_in_Oz_ thanks for the laughs :)

RebeTaylorMelb: @Tom_in_Oz_ wish he would stop the feral goat problem (and other environment issues)

judz52: @Tom_in_Oz_ That's the best funny in a long time. Still laughing

andrew_thaler: @ChasCondouFans written by someone else also pretending to be Cory Bernardi (probably a Chinese ghost writer)

SEEKING GUIDANCE

Tom_in_Oz_:

◄TONY ABBOTT SEEKS GUIDANCE►

#tonyabbott

#auspol

MikeXcaberate: @Tom_in_Oz_ love it !

sagunasws: @Tom_in_Oz_ Too late, we've already seen your shortcomings & it's a comprehensive list!!

vote_pyne: @Tom_in_Oz_ its becoming clearer by the day the people want me to challenge

Tom_in_Oz_: @vote_pyne go for it Mr Pyne - I could stomach you more than Tony (just obv) x

vote_pyne: @Tom_in_Oz_ Well, its me or Cory Bernardi

idealist08: @Tom_in_Oz_ For a so-called religious person, TA seems strangely unconcerned about answering to his conscience or his God...

Alljohn: @Tom_in_Oz_ Suck it up Tony LIAR Abbott its coming for YOU sucker

nancycato: @Tom_in_Oz_ : Way beyond gaol now my friend... you are descending into the fiery furnace.

Tom_in_Oz_: @nancycato1 actually feels like furnace outside x

GayCarBoys: @Tom_in_Oz_ hes an easy person to hate

idealist08: @GayCarBoys @Tom_in_Oz_ Sooooo easy.... :)

Robtrinity: @ChasCondouFans @forthleft If the water's cold, his short-comings will become even more apparent...#SmuggledBudgie

shane25873: @Tom_in_Oz_ God needs to stop telling him to wear the budgie smugglers!

main_man: @Tom_in_Oz_ lol

Henjam48: @Tom_in_Oz_ @JustJen64 "Dear Tony, Even though I don't exist, I still hate you. Love GOD."

mavsmum: @Tom_in_Oz_ Thank you good sir, I am having a shit of a day, and this has given me a giggle. Know I shouldn't laugh because it's true.

TheTonester2: @Tom_in_Oz_ Abbott needs more than guidance, he needs counciling

alien8td: @TonyAbbottMHR Follow @Tom_in_Oz_ Think of it as self analysis .

sagunasws: @Tom_in_Oz_ @sheree_drylie Good, since you are a goat is Murdoch planning to stop you?

ThePinkLaptop: @Tom_in_Oz_ @3wombats @Lisabiartch If I was a bloke I wouldn't be proud of that tiny package I'd want to cover it up. Put it away silly

Lisabiartch: @ThePinkLaptop @Tom_in_Oz_ I'm not sure if I'm just getting extra sensitive to his creepiness..or he actually is?...reptilian eyes ick!

Tom_in_Oz_: @Lisabiartch @ThePinkLaptop lizard king....cousin to Kerry Packer obv

3wombats: @tom_in_oz_ @lisabiartch @thepinklaptop That whippy tongue is a dead give away ;-p

ThePinkLaptop: @3wombats @Tom_in_Oz_ @Lisabiartch Yeah, Id like to see the tongue and that package downstairs in the speedos kept out of public view.

wombats: @thepinklaptop @tom_in_oz_ @lisabiartch I'll second that

ThePinkLaptop: @3wombats @Tom_in_Oz_ @Lisabiartch Imagine if JG or any other female pollie got on TV in a bikini with their bits hanging out.

3wombats: @thepinklaptop @tom_in_oz_ @lisabiartch OMG the outcry

leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne: Release the Kraken!!

harrypusspuss: @SirThomasWynne I've seen him in budgie smugglers - it's his ears

colleenhm: @Tom_in_Oz_ Think God is pretty cheesed off with Tones too, good pic again Tom!

Cobra1A: @alien8td @Tom_in_Oz_ Brilliant .. love it .

IanfgGilly: @SirThomasWynne Thanks Tom. My laugh out loud moment of the day so far. Brilliant!

POLITICAL THRILLER

Tom_in_Oz_:

*JUST IN*

A new POLITICAL novel about TONY ABBOTT

#auspol

#tonyabbott

dragonlady9947: @Tom_in_Oz_ U really r too funny.

flabbergutsted: @Tom_in_Oz_ If only they were pennies for the Ferryman.

DrHugoZHakenbus: @Tom_in_Oz_ A real page turner! If it had one.

FunHoleNo_5: ha ha! Awesome and true :-) @Tom_in_Oz_

Alljohn: @Tom_in_Oz_ What a MUPPET

TheTonester2: @Tom_in_Oz_ caption: Look into my eyes! I'll send you crazy!

booboo397: @Tom_in_Oz_ In line for a Miles Wanklin Award! #auspol

Bishop64: @Tom_in_Oz_ LOL anit it the truth!

WynRichards: @leftocentre @SirThomasWynne Where can I buy a mask of that for Halloween?

SirThomasWynne: @WynRichards @leftocentre they give them away free at the Liberal clone factory (or is that clown?)

leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne: @WynRichards @leftocentre Door two Eddie!

jodie_nurka: @SirThomasWynne yep there's nothing going on in that coconut except deceit maliciousness greed hypocrisy indecency

tanac28: @SirThomasWynne Brilliant! A literary tour de force…not! Will go straight to the 'remainder' bin!

booboo3971: @SirThomasWynne That gives a new slant on literacy

Shear_Gold: @ChasCondouFans boomshagalaga

sagunasws: @ChasCondouFans Not only Hollow but Shallow as well so hollow & shallow that he has no insight into how hollow & shallow he is!

NOISE POLLUTION

Tom_in_Oz_:

HOW TO RID AUSTRALIA OF NOISE POLLUTION

It's a simple as A-B-C

#TonyAbbott

#auspol

MikeXcaberate: @Tom_in_Oz_ funny.

McHungryJack: @SirThomasWynne oh please.I'm fed up to my neck with noise pollution

IanfgGilly: @SirThomasWynne Beautifully irreverent. I love it.

Lisabiartch: @Tom_in_Oz_ soooooo tempted to shove (A) far into that cakehole (B)!

TheTonester2: @Tom_in_Oz_ next ice cream he gets I hope someone gives him a soft serve of Selleys No More Gaps

EMBARRASSING BODIES

Tom_in_Oz_:

*PRESS RELEASE*

TONY ABBOTT appears on TV show "Embarrassing Bodies"

#auspol

#tonyabbott

ThePinkLaptop: @Tom_in_Oz_ Now that he's botoxed his forehead & had cheek and chin implants he can talk to Peta about where to get his ears done

GayCarBoys: @Tom_in_Oz_ big ears, little dingaling @idealist08

keithm: @SirThomasWynne @GayCarBoys No Tootsie, it is what is not between your ears - a BRAIN

idealist08: @SirThomasWynne @GayCarBoys Oh, no it's not...

ENVIRONMENTALLY AWARE

Tom_in_Oz_:

YOU HORRIBLE LEFTIES...

WHO SAID TONY ABBOTT WAS WASN'T LOOKING AFTER THE ENVIRONMENT? #tonyabbott

randlight: @Tom_in_Oz_ And me!!!

izeze1967: @Tom_in_Oz_ poor bucket

GaryFallon: @Tom_in_Oz_ @davidbewart @randlight Is that the bucket Abbott puts over his head when science does not accord with his superior opinions?

Lisabiartch: @Tom_in_Oz_ Look its SuperEmetic Man! #vomit

STATE OF THE NATION

Tom_in_Oz_:
Yes folks it's TONY ABBOTT & JULIE BISHOP discussing the state of the NATION.