GOODIES & BADDIES
SHOPPING SPREE
"THE BIZARRO WORLD OF TONY ABBOTT"
SirThomasWynne:
GOODIES AND BADDIES
*THE BIZARRO WORLD OF TONY ABBOTT*
#auspol
prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne Tony wishes he could go back to the cold war. At least during the cold war the communists wore red
prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne "Didn't Peta tell you, she is paying me to have my photo with you"
prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne "Didn't Peta tell you, she is paying me to have my photo with you"
SophiaMcGrane: @SirThomasWynne that is hilarious :D
phaticism: @SirThomasWynne ..A severe case of cognitive dissonance.
prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne @randlight "My mummy said you were a baddie, and she was right!"
prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne "I'm impressed! The people smugglers have provided you with an impressive boat in which to travel to Australia"
Fractu_s: @SirThomasWynne lol
McHungryJack: @SirThomasWynne that would be confusing for sure, in Tonys world.
THE ABC SEND IN THE BIG GUNS
phaticism: @SirThomasWynne ..A severe case of cognitive dissonance.
prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne @randlight "My mummy said you were a baddie, and she was right!"
prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne "I'm impressed! The people smugglers have provided you with an impressive boat in which to travel to Australia"
Fractu_s: @SirThomasWynne lol
McHungryJack: @SirThomasWynne that would be confusing for sure, in Tonys world.
THE ABC SEND IN THE BIG GUNS
SirThomasWynne:
*TONY ABBOTT GOES BANANAS*
[Put on your dancing shoes get ready to sing]
#auspol
leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne: Ape shit!
prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne The promotion of B1 and B2 to the front bench could only enhance the intellectual capacity of this government
albsie: @SirThomasWynne poor bananas are being skinned!
flabbergutsted: @SirThomasWynne @randlight Time to Peel Back the skin and examine the Coalition.
SirThomasWynne: @flabbergutsted @randlight I'll get the circumcision knife, shall I?
randlight: @SirThomasWynne @flabbergutsted good idea
labbergutsted: @randlight @SirThomasWynne "We're gonna need a bigger knife?"
JimDennis6: @flabbergutsted @SirThomasWynne @randlight Too subtle. I think a blender/food processor would do a better job of food diplomacy.
bettsie2u: @SirThomasWynne Very funny Tom...B1 & B2
prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne "The rat, from Cuddles Avenue is finally revealed "
ldquilts: @SirThomasWynne tom just want to say thank you for your wonderful tweets
TerenceBright: @SirThomasWynne - Bananas are like politicians!!! They start off green, turn yellow and there's not a straight one in the bunch
TONY'S PHOTO OPPORTUNITY
prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne The promotion of B1 and B2 to the front bench could only enhance the intellectual capacity of this government
albsie: @SirThomasWynne poor bananas are being skinned!
flabbergutsted: @SirThomasWynne @randlight Time to Peel Back the skin and examine the Coalition.
SirThomasWynne: @flabbergutsted @randlight I'll get the circumcision knife, shall I?
randlight: @SirThomasWynne @flabbergutsted good idea
labbergutsted: @randlight @SirThomasWynne "We're gonna need a bigger knife?"
JimDennis6: @flabbergutsted @SirThomasWynne @randlight Too subtle. I think a blender/food processor would do a better job of food diplomacy.
bettsie2u: @SirThomasWynne Very funny Tom...B1 & B2
prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne "The rat, from Cuddles Avenue is finally revealed "
ldquilts: @SirThomasWynne tom just want to say thank you for your wonderful tweets
TerenceBright: @SirThomasWynne - Bananas are like politicians!!! They start off green, turn yellow and there's not a straight one in the bunch
TONY'S PHOTO OPPORTUNITY
SirThomasWynne:
TONY ABBOTT IS TRYING HARD
WITH HIS PUBLIC IMAGE....
sadly for some!
#auspol
petenow: @SirThomasWynne sickening compare this with real warmth in julia gillard pic with a disability person - this man makes me vomit
kernos1: @SirThomasWynne looks like he learnt how to hold onto children at a seminary, not from being a father
leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne: Creepy old man.
terra155: @SirThomasWynne is that, gritted teeth, from the child and a hey look at me from the overgrown child ?
FuzzFord: @SirThomasWynne God help that child.Smirking, snide & plain creepy.
prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne The next time I want to see #TonyAbbott touch a child, is when they will one day refer to him as grand dad
sagunasws: @SirThomasWynne Abbott's the most unPriestly person I've ever seen, what with his narcissism & pathological lying @sagunasws
G_times: @sagunasws @SirThomasWynne but his creepiness with kids makes him a close runner
WezKing: @SirThomasWynne I have an alternative caption for this:
And they're investigating
ROLF FUCKING HARRIS?!?"
Nanso44: @SirThomasWynne Clearly the child is irrelevant - tony's eye is firmly on the camera - had to have child as "prop".
huddite: @SirThomasWynne oooooeeerrrk gollum fingers
MargaretAbbot10: @SirThomasWynne ww, back to his priest training. Is that little kid ok?
SUSPENDED ABBOTT
TONY ABBOTT IS TRYING HARD
WITH HIS PUBLIC IMAGE....
sadly for some!
#auspol
petenow: @SirThomasWynne sickening compare this with real warmth in julia gillard pic with a disability person - this man makes me vomit
kernos1: @SirThomasWynne looks like he learnt how to hold onto children at a seminary, not from being a father
leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne: Creepy old man.
terra155: @SirThomasWynne is that, gritted teeth, from the child and a hey look at me from the overgrown child ?
FuzzFord: @SirThomasWynne God help that child.Smirking, snide & plain creepy.
prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne The next time I want to see #TonyAbbott touch a child, is when they will one day refer to him as grand dad
sagunasws: @SirThomasWynne Abbott's the most unPriestly person I've ever seen, what with his narcissism & pathological lying @sagunasws
G_times: @sagunasws @SirThomasWynne but his creepiness with kids makes him a close runner
WezKing: @SirThomasWynne I have an alternative caption for this:
And they're investigating
ROLF FUCKING HARRIS?!?"
Nanso44: @SirThomasWynne Clearly the child is irrelevant - tony's eye is firmly on the camera - had to have child as "prop".
huddite: @SirThomasWynne oooooeeerrrk gollum fingers
MargaretAbbot10: @SirThomasWynne ww, back to his priest training. Is that little kid ok?
SUSPENDED ABBOTT
SirThomasWynne:
Tony Abbott's video suspended from YouTube
for "deceptive" content
for "deceptive" content
SophiaMcGrane: @SirThomasWynne funny :D)
GrattonWilson: @SirThomasWynne A balding split hair expert?
GrattonWilson: @SirThomasWynne A balding split hair expert?
hateabbott: @SirThomasWynne Believes his own lies. What would his psychiatrist think of that??
AnnPayer: @SirThomasWynne Nearly time for another trip to France Tony for your next facial scrub and botox!
leftocentre: @AnnPayer: @SirThomasWynne And neck bolts tightened.
AnnPayer: @leftocentre @SirThomasWynne Nuts!
Old_Matriarch: @SirThomasWynne @TonyAbbottMHR I must have blinked.....so many deceptions or is that lies, just cannot keep up
GrattonWilson: @Old_Matriarch @SirThomasWynne @TonyAbbottMHR Consult Roget's Thesaurus Delusion illusion lie sham hoax façade bluff fiction etc!
bondikat: @SirThomasWynne Jeez, the #botox wasn't working that day was it?
Justice__Denied: @SirThomasWynne Will the ABC even report on this?
bondikat: @Justice__Denied @SirThomasWynne ABC isn't allowed to report news or facts only recycle #LIB/NP pressers
junglefruits: @Justice__Denied @SirThomasWynne What fun News Journos would have with Abbott if not paid 2 consolidate Rupe's Dynasty
WezKing: @SirThomasWynne @Tom_in_Oz_ To go all Cool Hand Luke/Gn'R on Abbott's arse "What we've got here is failure to communicate..." #auspol
SCREEN SHOT OF ABBOTT'S SUSPENDED ACCOUNT
SirThomasWynne:
TONY ABBOTT SAYS, "IT'S NOT LYING!"
YOUTUBE DISAGREE!
#auspol
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randlight: @SirThomasWynne Love it how clever to get a screen shot
SirThomasWynne: @randlight my screen shot is a copy of another screen shot.... The original story editor did all the hard work - I can't take credit for it obv xxxx
Click full story link HERE
randlight: @SirThomasWynne Love it how clever to get a screen shot
SirThomasWynne: @randlight my screen shot is a copy of another screen shot.... The original story editor did all the hard work - I can't take credit for it obv xxxx
btckr: @SirThomasWynne Good work Sir Thomas :)
WezKing: @SirThomasWynne @Tom_in_Oz_ Thank you @U2 "It's a Beautiful Day!" Indeed.
auntyfudge: @SirThomasWynne Now if someone could just suspend Tony abbott, that would be great. He's deceptive, suspend him !
leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne Good point.
colleenhm: @SirThomasWynne Enjoyed the suspended video from YouTube.... & for deceptive content, isn't that on the button...poor old Abbott, Prime fool!
ALLANPHC: @SirThomasWynne Yahoo!!!!
terra155: @SirThomasWynne it never does, it always tells the truth, according to its own little dinosaur brain
dragons: @SirThomasWynne It's called lying.ha ha
rattangreen: @SirThomasWynne When one lies, one deceives, rest my case.
Bilbulbabe: @SirThomasWynne I'm sure that he has a PhD in distinguishing between "lying" and "deceit".
Old_Matriarch: @SirThomasWynne @TonyAbbottMHR Deception is OK? Lies? Now that would result in legal action methinks...Deception not lies?
AngeloRistevski: @SirThomasWynne Even with his lips closed he still lies
randlight: @SirThomasWynne Certainly not in #PMThing eyes the Aussie public we will see
Old_Matriarch: @randlight @SirThomasWynne @TonyAbbottMHR the lexicon used worldwide has been changed at Abbott's whim? Despicable
PASTIME REVEALED
WezKing: @SirThomasWynne @Tom_in_Oz_ Thank you @U2 "It's a Beautiful Day!" Indeed.
auntyfudge: @SirThomasWynne Now if someone could just suspend Tony abbott, that would be great. He's deceptive, suspend him !
leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne Good point.
colleenhm: @SirThomasWynne Enjoyed the suspended video from YouTube.... & for deceptive content, isn't that on the button...poor old Abbott, Prime fool!
ALLANPHC: @SirThomasWynne Yahoo!!!!
terra155: @SirThomasWynne it never does, it always tells the truth, according to its own little dinosaur brain
dragons: @SirThomasWynne It's called lying.ha ha
rattangreen: @SirThomasWynne When one lies, one deceives, rest my case.
Bilbulbabe: @SirThomasWynne I'm sure that he has a PhD in distinguishing between "lying" and "deceit".
Old_Matriarch: @SirThomasWynne @TonyAbbottMHR Deception is OK? Lies? Now that would result in legal action methinks...Deception not lies?
AngeloRistevski: @SirThomasWynne Even with his lips closed he still lies
randlight: @SirThomasWynne Certainly not in #PMThing eyes the Aussie public we will see
Old_Matriarch: @randlight @SirThomasWynne @TonyAbbottMHR the lexicon used worldwide has been changed at Abbott's whim? Despicable
PASTIME REVEALED
SirThomasWynne:
*OMG*
# TONY ABBOTT shares his favourite pastime...
#auspol
*OMG*
# TONY ABBOTT shares his favourite pastime...
#auspol
leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne Smells like tofu, PETA approved!
MargaretAbbot10: @SirThomasWynne Eau de Peta?
McHungryJack: @SirThomasWynne looks fishy lol.
MikeXcaberate: @SirThomasWynne Add the coughing to the sniff, non core lie.
GoTheGrey: @SirThomasWynne I reckon he's thinking to himself... Wow my finger really smells like shit. I've gotta stop scratching my arse...
SirThomasWynne: @GoTheGrey as long as we don't have to play "pull my finger" eh
GoTheGrey: @SirThomasWynne Ha ha!
amruss1: @SirThomasWynne Only after sliding through the grass
zippuli: @SirThomasWynne mmmmm... #thewookie . #auspol
Nanso44: @SirThomasWynne Exceptions made to allow hair sniffing?
MargaretAbbot10: @SirThomasWynne Eau de Peta?
McHungryJack: @SirThomasWynne looks fishy lol.
MikeXcaberate: @SirThomasWynne Add the coughing to the sniff, non core lie.
GoTheGrey: @SirThomasWynne I reckon he's thinking to himself... Wow my finger really smells like shit. I've gotta stop scratching my arse...
SirThomasWynne: @GoTheGrey as long as we don't have to play "pull my finger" eh
GoTheGrey: @SirThomasWynne Ha ha!
amruss1: @SirThomasWynne Only after sliding through the grass
zippuli: @SirThomasWynne mmmmm... #thewookie . #auspol
Nanso44: @SirThomasWynne Exceptions made to allow hair sniffing?
leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne He'll need to bulk buy
randlight: @SirThomasWynne love that one Tom
Lyn_Col: @SirThomasWynne @randlight Is that an Gov. expense card
SonyaIrving1: @SirThomasWynne Wonder what he's using to pay with???
craigspissed: @SirThomasWynne Unfortunately there is a "No Returns" policy on the packet of "Liar & Cheat" he already has.
GoTheGrey: @SirThomasWynne A packet of charisma. I like it!
McHungryJack: @SirThomasWynne there's no end to Abbott puns lmao
amruss1: @SirThomasWynne unfortunately his commonwealth credit card was declined due to budget emergency, so Tony left empty handed.
JimDennis6: @SirThomasWynne Is that a gov credit card?
auntyfudge: @SirThomasWynne LOL I love it. Even if he could buy enough he would have no idea how to use it anyway.
BIKIE GANGS TO BE OUTLAWED
leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne "Shrink" - most apt.
McHungryJack: @SirThomasWynne lmao , classic.
Boydo43: @SirThomasWynne good one Sir Tom.:)
macuser2323: @SirThomasWynne Oh bugger I don't qualify. I have to wear board shorts to be decent.
interUNFAO: @SirThomasWynne let's talk about brains instead of penises? #stupid #immature
terra155: @interUNFAO @SirThomasWynne alas they both appear to be inconsequential
interUNFAO: @terra155 @SirThomasWynne inside knowledge?
terra155: @interUNFAO @SirThomasWynne @macuser2323 observation:)
*STOP PRESS*
SirThomasWynne:
*STOP PRESS*
ABBOTT GOVERNMENT WANTS TO CENSOR THE MEDIA
#auspol
leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne Better tell YouTube!
albsie: @SirThomasWynne 'tis good!
davidjcalleja: @SirThomasWynne It applies to his sandwiches too. That is why he does not own a George Foreman Griller. #Auspol #AbbottsVowOfSilence
eatatjoe2: @SirThomasWynne lol
dazza_double_u: @SirThomasWynne Needs to be another 3 word slogan for the bogans #stopthepress #ignorethefacts #notmyfault
randlight: @dazza_double_u @SirThomasWynne Shame Shepparton Shame or SSS
SirThomasWynne: @randlight @dazza_double_u SS is more #abbottstyle
ginnylowndes: @SirThomasWynne @randlight It's common sense censorship. Same as common sense racism (We decide ...) & common sense misogyny (Women are ...)
suelynne12: @SirThomasWynne oh yes! Please God!
randlight: @SirThomasWynne What a way to go !!!!!
AaronJParsons: @SirThomasWynne @randlight not soon enough!
randlight: @AaronJParsons @SirThomasWynne for sure
AaronJParsons: @randlight @SirThomasWynne lets not forget though, TA's only front man. Entire party=problem. Ppl need to vote independent to send message!
prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne @randlight "A glass and a half of #abbott hypocrisy, in every political announcement"
sagunasws: @SirThomasWynne A sticky end is highly overdue, his serial lying and rorting of expenses of $93948 should guarantee it
JaneReid5: @SirThomasWynne Hey @TonyAbbottMHR no more hiding behind your serial lying, your incompetence is too obvious pic.twitter.com/Njs1fPwaWI #auspol
stovies40: @SirThomasWynne I reckon he definitely needs an everlasting gobstopper...
fletche9: @SirThomasWynne well done!
pepiermargot: @SirThomasWynne & makes ridiculous statements like this:
hdrebner: @SirThomasWynne Don't like "sticky ends" Have too many friends on sticks.!
auntyfudge: @SirThomasWynne I really hope you are right, like really, really REALLY hope he will go away soon.
Active4Orcas: @SirThomasWynne PLEASE SIGN/SHARE
@SallyForTheSea
PomPomGrafix: @SirThomasWynne if Abbott was in the starring role, would they rename his character Willy Wanka?
AnnPayer: @PomPomGrafix @SirThomasWynne and the ending...Willy Wanka drowns in a vat of Cadburys Dairy milk!
boldfieldwa: @AnnPayer @PomPomGrafix @SirThomasWynne I had a dream - I wonder is the team that got rid of H Holt still available??? ;-)
leftocentre: @boldfieldwa @AnnPayer @PomPomGrafix @SirThomasWynne The Chinese don't want the turd mate. :-)
ABBOTT'S NEW LOOK
SirThomasWynne:
*NEW IMAGE*
TONY ABBOTT . . . IS BRINGING SEXY BACK!
#auspol
judz52: @SirThomasWynne I'm going to report you to Twitter for offensive Tweets
leafyflower1: @SirThomasWynne he makes me sick!! So foul!!
McHungryJack: @SirThomasWynne haha I'd say one of them pissed on him , who said Tony wasn't worth pissing on.
piesnchess: @SirThomasWynne Hes the sort of shithead all dogs would love to piss on, bite him in the budgies too. LOL
petenow: @SirThomasWynne abbott is the poor sick puppy he lies whenever he opens his mouth people laugh at him
terra155: @SirThomasWynne yeah NO :)
cousincat: @SirThomasWynne Arrrgghhh..my eyes!!!! TONY ABBOTT IS BRINGING FURRY-CHESTED CREEPY BACK!
judz52: @SirThomasWynne I've been waiting for a bite back. It's a joke and so is what Abbott's got inside his budgie smugglers
prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne "Goodies, baddies, budgies and now puppies" Sounds like the perfect CV for hosting a children's show
auntyfudge: @prlloyd63 @SirThomasWynne the right mental age too [apologies to kids show presenters].
paintsandsings: @SirThomasWynne If a picture with a dog worked for Putin maybe Abbott is hoping for a bit of magic too with his dog snap
SirThomasWynne: @paintsandsings he who sleeps with dogs must be covered in fleas
057_papa: @SirThomasWynne @paintsandsings wish the pup pissed on him. # Abbott sleeps with a lot of dogs. #Morrision comes to mind
albsie: @SirThomasWynne if that is sexy, then I am going to join the nunnery!! Nooo
keithm: @leftocentre @SirThomasWynne I hope the puppy pissed on his blue tie. Scumbag PM
ralphd2: @53keithm @SirThomasWynne If it didn’t I’d like to volunteer, please, please
lol_trotsky: @SirThomasWynne is that Credlin cut out of the photo
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