DO YOU WANT LIES WITH THAT?
SirThomasWynne:
HEY KIDS ORDER YOUR COPY NOW . . .
TONY ABBOTT'S MEMOIRS
#auspol
pruwawn: @SirThomasWynne The lies are clearly seen and ignored by Liberal voters!
rgcgzg: @pruwawn @SirThomasWynne That is the bizarre thing. But hey that is the bad part of how society works
kohima44terry: @SirThomasWynne so Tony has been studying the Tories manifesto and policies to get some real good material
randlight: @SirThomasWynne another rort?
galekxy: @SirThomasWynne @randlight Why? Is he going somewhere? We live in hope. #auspol #WorstPMever
Graeme_Bowman: @SirThomasWynne @randlight He won't get time to complete them:)
AndrewMarshal18: @SirThomasWynne sounds about right!
IntuitiveGal1: @SirThomasWynne LOL How old is this guy? He looks frightfully young and dumb, and I doubt he's hung. This was really funny!
CybrarianPete: Foreword by Andrew Bolt @SirThomasWynne @IntuitiveGal1
sagunasws: @SirThomasWynne @sheree_drylie He'll need to get in early cos he won't last long. Oz heading for the recession Abbott "had to have"!!
FLAMING NORAH
SirThomasWynne:
*SHARING*
Haha - Tony Abbott would like to share his fire fighting techniques...
#auspol
Ed_co33: @SirThomasWynne - so that's why he says climate change is crap - he only has to wave his arms & all's well. Remarkable man.
TheTonester2: @Tom_in_Oz_ @SirThomasWynne If I was a fire I'd be roaring towards Abbott singing The Bloodhoung Gang's "The Roof Is On Fire" #auspol
JKRLMazur: @SirThomasWynne @_JoeBrown_ maybe he thinks he's a saint and is trying to summon a rainstorm. Or he's trying to shoo it away.
jxjs12: @SirThomasWynne Hehe. Love it. We have his idiot relatives as well
IntuitiveGal1: @SirThomasWynne HA HA HA! You should be making money on these things. Send them to Tony.
Jo_Barnes: @SirThomasWynne He really has a thing for orange doesn't he, musta been practicing stopping the boats and those refugee life rafts
boldfieldwa: @SirThomasWynne @leftocentre King Canute knew that nature is its own boss
ianbfarquhar: @SirThomasWynne I've always thought there was a bit of the King Canute about Abbott....Let's be fair on the real Canute. Evidence suggests his actions were ironic, designed to highlight the limits of his power. I see no evidence the egregious Abbott has that much insight into his own personal malignancy. He's a thug: nothing more.
WHAT ABOUT THE CHANGE MR ABBOTT?
SirThomasWynne:
*GET REAL TONY*
Mr ABBOTT some firefighter have a message...
#auspol
Jo_Barnes: @SirThomasWynne Im surprised he hasn't tried blaming #climatechange on Labour or the Greens that seems to be his overall policy in life :P
SophiaMcGrane: @SirThomasWynne WOOT!
IntuitiveGal1: @SirThomasWynne That's hilarious! You are good!
ROYALwithCHEEEZ: @SirThomasWynne Photoshop? U serious LMFAO
ROYALwithCHEEEZ: @SirThomasWynne Photoshop? U serious LMFAO
SirThomasWynne: @ROYALwithCHEEEZ ..... no! All real photos.
cooee_pet: LOVE your work!!! ...@SirThomasWynne you make my tweeting days.
SirThomasWynne: @cooee_pet ta ..... You must be sick of my be now though... X
cooee_pet: @SirThomasWynne ...not you but I'm sick of Tony Abbott and the rest of the ninkoms in his cabinet...#auspol #MarchInMarch
DCTU_tweets: @SirThomasWynne great slogan!
ordinarybloke: @SirThomasWynne Get real Tony? Tony doesn't know what "real" is! He lives in a world of his own.... say, on Mars.
ThePinkLaptop: @SirThomasWynne He certainly looks like he is enjoying his helmet and goggles
iDGiam: @SirThomasWynne Tony Abbott is Australia's answer to Russia's Vladimir Putin. A photo opportunist without substance
KNELLERJUNE: @SirThomasWynne sadly, he just doesn't 'get it'.
Bishop64: @SirThomasWynne oooo found something good in the dress up box did we Tones?
RobbiePHannan: @SirThomasWynne BAHAHAHAHA!
NEW TITLE FOR BOOK
SirThomasWynne:
*HEADLINE*
TRUTH IN ADVERTISING BOARD
SLAMS TONY ABBOTT'S BOOK
#auspol
Jo_Barnes: @SirThomasWynne Ha Ha Ha Ha
iDGiam: @SirThomasWynne I like it ;)
ladywhitepeace1: @SirThomasWynne Tony Abbott has written a book? you sure this is true? Let me know as I can't wait to see what he has to say
phaticism: @SirThomasWynne @leftocentre. TA exists solely for the sport of politics, not for serving the ppl of Aus.
THE QANTAS LIBERATION FRONT
SirThomasWynne:
TONY ABBOTT OUR WORST PM EVAH
HAS PLANS FOR QANTAS . . .
#auspol
RichHazelton: @SirThomasWynne Yes we need liberation from this terrible government.
davidjcalleja: @SirThomasWynne Which MP said Ansett's demise was "a bit of a blip?" Was Tiny (sorry, Tony) Abbott Workplace Relations Min.?
leftocentre: @davidjcalleja @SirThomasWynne Jackie Kelly??
davidjcalleja: @leftocentre @SirThomasWynne Little Johnny's rising star...
leftocentre: @davidjcalleja: @SirThomasWynne I think it was her.
flyinemu: @SirThomasWynne
Abbott compares Qantas to Holden.
Anything that's AUSTRALIAN made is what the LNP will destroy
#auspol
prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne @flyinemu I suppose there is no chance of #abbott permanently relocating to Asia is there?
flyinemu: @prlloyd63 @SirThomasWynne if you want to start conflict with Asia,
OrBVIOUS66: @SirThomasWynne Didn't you know Abbott is the 'plan' man.
Stehlo_Gaming: @SirThomasWynne Question from the opposite side of the world... Is Abbott intent on destroying Australia?
MariaDuggan: @Stehlo_Gaming . Yes! Same story as in UK. The names are different but the ideology is the same! #Neoliberalism. It's bad for 99%
Stehlo_Gaming: @MariaDuggan I though Abbott was a radical conservative (despite the party name)
SquirblePip: @Stehlo_Gaming @SirThomasWynne @MariaDuggan No, but only because he won't stop there.
Gatorau: @SirThomasWynne @leftocentre Australia: Open for Sale to the Lowest Bidder
Shaboh1060: @SirThomasWynne yep. His plan is to gut the Australian economy because he can
UP UP AND AWAY
SirThomasWynne:
A FARE, GO! MR ABBOTT!
LEAVING ON A JET PLANE...
#auspol
prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne Peter, Paul and Mary are taking legal action against #abbott. Have suggested #anotheronebitesthedust to be more appropriate
aussieV8girl: @SirThomasWynne Stuff that, just put him back on his boat!
prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne #abbott has suggested if #qantas want to move to Asia, why fly when he can provide the boats
justbadgrandpa: @SirThomasWynne fair go it's not in the his book HOW TO RUN A COUNTRY
prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne #abbott has rewritten the #qantas theme song "I still call Australiaasia home"
janer98: @SirThomasWynne @leftocentre I'd much prefer it if he became The Man Who Never Returned
janer98: @SirThomasWynne @leftocentre I'd much prefer it if he became The Man Who Never Returned
prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne #abbott "at least #qantas employees who have lost there jobs, can turn to #cadburys chocolates as a comfort"
prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne There is a hand up to farmers, but no handout to #qantas. Pauline asked #pleaseexplain, #abbott simply refuses to explain
BIG-EARS AND DOPEY
SirThomasWynne:
It's Big-Ears and Dopey
making Oz a M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E place to live!
#auspol
#HALFtermTONY
earnmallee: @SirThomasWynne Spot on, Sir Thomas!!
fletche9: @SirThomasWynne @Tom_in_Oz_ at your best on this one
9365: SirThomasWynne But they are not funny.We are all in danger.
IntuitiveGal1: @SirThomasWynne HA HA HA!!
Sdiuord: @SirThomasWynne Good one! #auspol
JelsiDallas: @SirThomasWynne and the leprechaun running the national carrier
belungerer: @SirThomasWynne with apologies to tweeters who are endowed with similarly large ears & dopey dials?
maggieatlas: @SirThomasWynne And who is supporting LNP? foreign run & owned free Main Stream Media naive Australian source of information
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