DEMISE OF TONY ABBOTT No.19

TONY ABBOTT FEARS BACKLASH

SirThomasWynne:

*TONY ABBOTT*

TODAY'S NEWSPAPER HEADLINES ...

TOMORROW'S FISH & CHIP WRAPPER

#auspol

fletche9: @SirThomasWynne @Tom_in_Oz_ excellent work

prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne Construction should start now, in preparation for #abbott's imminent departure post next election #onetermtony

057_papa: @SirThomasWynne Tom I think they tell so many lies they actually believe they r telling the truth. Well done as always Tom #marchinmarchAust

leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne Tone's Grounded

TheTonester2: @SirThomasWynne if Abbott could get a ticket to fly over The Bermuda Triangle that would be grand

TheTonester2: @SirThomasWynne wish he would "take off" and not come back

prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne To provide additional government funding for construction, it should be named - the Cadbury's airport

randlight: @SirThomasWynne hopefully wiil come true

MIRROR MIRROR

SirThomasWynne:

OZ PARLIAMENT RESUMED THIS WEEK Tony was ready . . . 

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RobertBigalla: @SirThomasWynne @Tom_in_Oz_ Actually, blood sucking vampires have no reflection in a mirror.

ThePinkLaptop:  @SirThomasWynne Vampires & other such blood suckers usually don't,or that's what the Creature Feature movies in the 70's told me

beezageeza: .@SirThomasWynne That's a photoshop. Abbott doesn't have a reflection. 

prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne @randlight #INXS got it wrong. It's not the #devilinside that we should worry about, but the one on the out

IntuitiveGal1: @SirThomasWynne Chuckled out loud on this one!

woolkebb: @SirThomasWynne as swanny would say #barkingmad #auspol

VALENTINE'S DAY

SirThomasWynne:

*AHEM*

Political bedfellows and TONY ABBOTT...

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GoTheGrey: @SirThomasWynne Bill shoulda known Tone's nothing but a slut. Left all alone now to sing "what becomes of the broken hearted?"

AnnPayer: @SirThomasWynne @sheree_drylie Nah, too old by far!

TheTonester2: @SirThomasWynne oooooh, a threeway love triangle. They should be on Bold & The Beautiful

THE "R" WORD

SirThomasWynne:
*TONY ABBOTT*
I HAVE JUST ONE QUESTION
#auspol

ruth_parslow: Of course he will. It'll be an 'ALP recession'. MT"@DaKangaroo: @SirThomasWynne @JulieWines Expect him to deny we're in 1 when it happens.”

mischcar: @SirThomasWynne But Tony Abbott was the hero of Davos. Joe Hockey said so!

DaKangaroo: @SirThomasWynne Never. Wouldn't surprise me if he denies we're in one when it happens.

OccupiedOutback: @SirThomasWynne All ok.. They will still be blaming the previous government long after they are voted out. #Auspol

WezKing: @SirThomasWynne He'll probably tell everyone it doesn't exist over and over until he believes his own bullshit rhetoric! #auspol

IntuitiveGal1: @SirThomasWynne Ha ha Priceless Photo!

LIBERAL LADIES

SirThomasWynne:

*GASP* 

Hahahaha - TONY ABBOTT MINISTER FOR WOMEN.... 

martiontwit: @SirThomasWynne MadMonk TONY ABBOTT sexist homophobe MINISTER FOR WOMEN.... 

GoTheGrey: @SirThomasWynne Look at them lapping it up. For shame ladies. For shame...

AnnPayer: @SirThomasWynne All those adoring faces, this is soooo frightening! I would be impressed if they were all chundering into buckets!

057_papa: @SirThomasWynne *Gasp* I'd like to grasp this misogynist bastard by the balls and ram them down his throat #marchinmarchAust

ozzz1234: @SirThomasWynne Just 2 words spring to mind - OXYMORON - MORON

TheTonester2: @SirThomasWynne "I, as great overlord of Australia look forward to using you later"

leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne And the cream, to die for

piesnchess: @SirThomasWynne "Now be good gals and lassies, get yer arses back in that kitchen, and make more scones and tea for us blokes."!

sheree_drylie: @SirThomasWynne I've never been so glad I don't have the time to cook scones hahaha

IntuitiveGal1: @SirThomasWynne Ha ha ha!

auntyfudge: @SirThomasWynne  I guess he likes a joke and minister for women is a good one!

amruss1: @SirThomasWynne 'Now, who do I have to root to get a cup of tea?'

MELRUSSK: @SirThomasWynne That's like putting Mr Bubbles in as minster for children

pepiermargot: @SirThomasWynne Correction orig sign minister 4 woMAN lol

ORDINARY BLOKE

SirThomasWynne:

*TONY ABBOTT*

A REASSURINGLY NORMAL BLOKE!

#auspol

#tonyabbott

SophiaMcGrane: @SirThomasWynne WTF is he doing...?!

TheTonester2: @SirThomasWynne he's ordaniry alright

GONE HOLLYWOOD

SirThomasWynne:
*DIRECT FROM HOLLYWOOD*
TONY ABBOTT & JOE HOCKEY IN THEIR NEW MOVIE...
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ravingmcmaniac: @SirThomasWynne Worst acting I've ever seen plus they didn't even bother to write a script. Please, please, no sequel.

Zaria57: @ravingmcmaniac @SirThomasWynne Haha..we have a Govt with no talent..except when it comes to..."lies lies lies" A talent we can do without!

SirThomasWynne: @Zaria57 @ravingmcmaniac pic.twitter.com/GMechtlSSA

ravingmcmaniac: @SirThomasWynne @Zaria57 He'd still deny it was man-made gonad warming!

NameImperative: @SirThomasWynn @SirThomasWynne the movie title "Dumb and Dumber". It would be a hilarity except for the tragedy of decimating peoples dreams

TheTonester2: @SirThomasWynne they'd both be best off in No Planes, Trains, Automobiles

imattah21: @SirThomasWynne . wonderful!!!!

SirThomasWynne: @imattah21 when words fail you can always count on Hollywood for inspiration

imattah21: @SirThomasWynne So true

randlight: @SirThomasWynne those dancing shoes 

GoTheGrey: @SirThomasWynne Slimy bastards...