Friday, February 07, 2014

DEMISE OF TONY ABBOTT No.1

MY COUNTRY 
2014 VERSION

Tom_in_Oz_: 
*MY COUNTRY 2014 VERSION* 
I love my sunburnt country.... 
#auspol 
#simpletone 
bettsie2u: @SirThomasWynne Classic..love it!
randlight: @SirThomasWynne agree
harrypusspuss: @SirThomasWynne Yes! Please Mr Abbott, you don't represent all of us! #embarrassment
dragonette59: @SirThomasWynne Very good!! If only we were Abbott/Lib free we would be happy again!!
dragonette59: @SirThomasWynne :)))). Abbott Abbott go away please never come back any day!!!
SophiaMcGrane: @SirThomasWynne I promise to sing it on Invasion Day ;)
davidjcalleja: @ChasCondouFans Make it a ringtone, you could make a mint.
ChasCondouFans: @davidjcalleja cha-ching
Alljohn: @Tom_in_Oz_ The badge of an Intellectual Nobody shines like the sun talks acts walks like a moron the biggest TWERP in Australian history

JULIE USES HER CHARMS
Tom_in_Oz_: 
ALL IS REVEALED: 
*WHY THERE IS ONLY ONE WOMAN IS TONY ABBOTT'S CABINET* 
#SimpleTone
JaneSarpax: @SirThomasWynne I swear Julie is a foreign Alien not from earth, the way she cocks her head. Trying to get a signal.
stovies40: @Tom_in_Oz_ @SirThomasWynne In his cabinet, she is probably a tight squeeze...
randlight: @SirThomasWynne Oh Tom!!!
SirThomasWynne: @randlight wouldn't have picked her unless he thought she'd be useful (Abbott's 1950s mentality)
randlight: @SirThomasWynne Useful for what? Don't answer we need you!
MarcelVerheyden: @leftocentre @SirThomasWynne Don't worry, Marty has taste!
leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne: Run Marty, run fast!!
MarcelVerheyden: @SirThomasWynne Don't worry, she can't.... In those stilettos.
bradthegunn: @SirThomasWynne People last night saying she looked pale.. Not enough 'hang time' for blood flow.. #oldbat
hilojo: @ChasCondouFans In Davos Swiz this week, Dr Natalegawa explains Indonesian naval operations increase- 'just to protect our border security'! Go Marty!
CoLIARnB: @Tom_in_Oz_ excellent luv ya work
Alljohn: @Tom_in_Oz_ Abbott Liar Tony fails to comprehend that Oz has a pop of just 23 Mill! Indonesia 205 Mill with an army of 4 Mill big noting AH

THE DUMB BUNNY SONG
[LITTLE TONY RABBIT]
Tom_in_Oz_: 
TONY ABBOTT IMMORTALIZED IN SONG...
#auspol
#SIMPLETONE
hdrebner: @SirThomasWynne Wonder what he looks like avec ears, sans budgie smugglers Oh fuck, must go, about to spew.
leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne: Myxo, Myxo, Myxo!
harrypusspuss: @SirThomasWynne OMG!
andrew_thaler: @ChasCondouFans anyone got a few doses of Mixomatosis or Calici virus to try and get rid of the rabid wabbit?

KING OF COMEDY
Tom_in_Oz_: 
BRING BACK THE TERM "KING HIT" 
Have we got a target for you... 
#simpletone 
#auspol 
johnyD69: @ChasCondouFans You would have to make exception to the king hit laws for this low life.#auspol
upbeatme: @ChasCondouBlog EXCELLENT! Thank you.
DamienOz: @ChasCondouFans that one isn't ok. No king hitting even Abbott.
ChasCondouFans: @DamienOz he's got a crown on head in pic....the caption means THAT kind of "king hit" not the killer punch type #a play on words

AUSTRALIA'S FORREST GUMP 
SirThomasWynne:
Hahahaha - TONY ABBOTT - Australia's very own Forrest Gump!
#auspol
colleenhm: @SirThomasWynne Aust's Forrest Gump: you're a scream Tom,loved it !
G_times: @SirThomasWynne unfortunately he's Forrest Gump with a Navy!
gypseycece: @SirThomasWynne so funny
MELRUSSK: @SirThomasWynne that would explain the blundering buffooooonery, sheesh
randlight: @SirThomasWynne No I liked Forrest Gump
shamaroo: @SirThomasWynne Oh, poor Forrest. Don't tag him with that. Forrest had principles.
pepiermargot: @shamaroo: @SirThomasWynne Oh 2 true...
ShaughanA: @SirThomasWynne "Ya dont know how tight, the next peear are gonna beee!"
Teapot_Lady: @SirThomasWynne Just don't show him these ... Please. pic.twitter.com/x2SS8iHqKi
krONik: Puts a new spin on #PrimeMoron! @SirThomasWynne:
james000000011: @SirThomasWynne #auspol #tonyabbott My colleague's reaction to this: "this is why I stay off Twitter" :-)
andrew4u2: @SirThomasWynne I reckon Reagan would be considered moderate compared to our mob of dickheads!
miamiaman: @SirThomasWynne i need 2 correct u Sir. AUSTRIA'S Forrest Gump #TonyForAustrianPM
RoyanWg: @SirThomasWynne Difference is,Gump was hilarious.Abbott is an Arsehole and not the least bit humorous.
Justice__Denied: @RoyanWg @SirThomasWynne  ... and too Intelligent to boot.
nancycato1: @Confidential_CC : Poor Tones... forever followed by a Box of Smarties...like you, Thomas! LOL

D'YA LIKE JOKES
SirThomasWynne:
HEY AUSTRALIA D'YA LIKE A JOKE?
WE HAVE A PERMANENT ONE CALLED TONY ABBOTT!
#auspol


judz52: @SirThomasWynne The guy he was talking to all but ran away from him. Didn't want to listen to his childish questions. Embarrassing to watch

ShaughanA: @SirThomasWynne To All World Comedians!!! You have the Australian peoples permission to do a G W Bush on our PM

carla_dog: @SirThomasWynne I have seen many Pm's and Premiers in my life now. Joh, and Newman in Qld , and Abbott take the cake.

ginnylowndes: @SirThomasWynne  Why is it when I see or hear Abbott I think he is (ahem) three sheets to the wind with a frantic minder nrby.

prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne Now I know how the people of #cronulla feel, having where your lived turned into a punchline

Old_Matriarch: @SirThomasWynne  Australian People are not stupid.....NOR are the leaders attending this conference...Abbott seen for what he is

johnyD69: @SirThomasWynne Its only been 4 months. By 3 years this grubb will hang himself.#auspol

TONY'S LESBIAN SISTER 
SirThomasWynne:
TONY ABBOTT AND HIS SISTER - SHE'S THE ONE THAT GOT THE LOOKS AND BRAINS OBV!
#auspol


maureen_walton: @SirThomasWynne The sister who has disappeared saw her nonstop before elections on Marriage Equality where is she now??

leftocentre: @maureen_walton @SirThomasWynne Abbott doesn't want gays hangin' around him, (unless there's a need to pretend you like them), Maureen!

carla_dog: @SirThomasWynne interesting that he goes on about family being so important but leaves his sis to hang out to dry.

DrHugoZHakenbus: @SirThomasWynne I just wish all the homophobes would admit why they reckon they are never going to indulge in same sex action again. #normal

stovies401: @SirThomasWynne You sure Chris has brains? She's letting Tony put his arm around her. Ewww!

randlight: @SirThomasWynne this one excellent

TONY TELLS US WHAT HE THINKS 
SirThomasWynne:
TONY ABBOTT TELLS US WHAT HE THINKS OF US..... 
*USES SIGN LANGUAGE OBV*
#tonyabbott
#auspol
GMHBAA:  @SirThomasWynne suppositories?
leftocentre: @GMHBAA @SirThomasWynne OK, emoji needs a fist with a glove on it don't it. :-)
Frankfrancesco: @SirThomasWynne Abbott's realisation of two thumbs up? He is so malignantly stupid, riding bikes and running his forte.

THE WHALES STRIKE BACK 
SirThomasWynne
TONY ABBOTT REFUSES TO BRING UP WHALE SLAUGHTER WITH JAPAN
"Why rehash old ground"
#auspol
StuartMckenzi10: @SirThomasWynne He has only been Slime Minister for 4 1/2 months so how is this old ground for him?
2hdor: @SirThomasWynne And I had "an idle curiosity" in Whale welfare, too! #auspol
prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne @randlight Abbott "there r 2 types of animals worth caring about in the sea those wearing budgie smugglers & those who dont
lovethelight4: @SirThomasWynne @tonyabbott WHY "REHASH OLD GROUND"?BECAUSE MR ABBOTT, THERE IS NO STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS ON MURDER AND GENOCIDE.
terra155: @SirThomasWynne wasn't there a story of a whale consuming a man, I know it would be hard on digestion but perhaps it could volunteer :-)
albsie: @terra155 @SirThomasWynne holy mother of god, the atrocities this man commits on the eyes!
lucky_country: @SirThomasWynne As if @TonyAbbottMHR gives a fuck about a few slaughtered whales or dolphins or Indonesians.
MicheleS_Aus: @SirThomasWynne Reprehensible! Explains why @GregHuntMP wasn't allowed to send Ocean Protector to the southern ocean.
YaThinkN1: @SirThomasWynne He wouldn't raise human rights abuses when in Sri Lanka, in fact gave excuses, poor whales would never stand a chance :(

ARSE CLOWN
SirThomasWynne:
TONY ABBOTT - NO JOKE!
#auspol


phaticism: @SirThomasWynne A dangerous clown!

randlight: @SirThomasWynne Won't argue with that statement

leftocentrE: @SirThomasWynne: sure is, looky..... pic.twitter.com/BhG164FZfQ

LordBarryBonkto: @SirThomasWynne A GAY CLOWN ? That's why Margi dumped him .

ShaughanA: @SirThomasWynne Abbott doesn't need Costello, he's a joke all on his own!

Phillippring: @SirThomasWynne  Fascist Nazi LNP clown circus.

MAY I HELP YOU
SirThomasWynne:
MEDICARE CAN'T HELP MR ABBOTT - nobody can!
#auspol

WANKA'S GOLDEN TICKET
SirThomasWynne:
** FREE CHOCOLATE GIVEN TO ALL ASYLUM SEEKERS **
#auspol
#TonyAbbott
WezKing: @SirThomasWynne You just had me snort "Wanka's" loud enough to make old ladies in cafe look round and frown at me! HAHAHA!
Alljohn: @SirThomasWynne Direct from Tonys personal store! He being the CEO or chief of ALL wankers! It's in the blood I guess Abbott the LIARS
ShaughanA: @SirThomasWynne Coming to a cinema near you this Fall, Twony Wanka and the amazing Owange Wifeboat Factwy! :-)

THE TONY ABBOTT DIET
SirThomasWynne:
THE NEW TONY ABBOTT DIET
*GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS*
#auspol
Lisabiartch: @SirThomasWynne JEEZUZ H ......noooooooooo...FARK I need brain bleach stat!!!
Lisabiartch: @SirThomasWynne scared the cr@p out of me ...eeeewww
Winetosser: @Lisabiartch  @SirThomasWynne Ha ha!
bettsie2u: @SirThomasWynne Tom..needs to have a warning lol
noodlebat83: @SirThomasWynne @bettsie2u please pass the brain bleach.
nursereb: @SirThomasWynne should have known better than to look! not feelin so good & now scared to sleep for the picture I can't unsee!
flabbergutsted: @SirThomasWynne Is that a "Turdwurst"?
leftocentre: @flabbergutsted @SirThomasWynne yep, renamed it the 'AbbotturdWurst' - faux meat filling with a bullshit glaze.
WezKing: @SirThomasWynne Looks like Tone has finally found the sausage to go with the sizzle. Difficult not to include Pyne Nuts in that... #auspol
jackinbocks2025: @SirThomasWynne  You're shitting me, right?
ramjetski: @SirThomasWynne Reverse eating??? South Park did this one already.
MELRUSSK: @SirThomasWynne Thanks, it only took me several years to get my appetite back......................................Now.................
badtastefatboy: @SirThomasWynne that's what happens when you keep kissing Murdoch's arse. Eventually you get a mouth full of his stool.
leftocentre: @badtastefatboy @SirThomasWynne I think we got a 4?
badtastefatboy: @leftocentre @SirThomasWynne unfortunately his policies are almost always a 7.

ABBOTT GAFFE

woolkebb: quick glance through news confirms @TonyAbbottMHR continues to embarrass whenever he speaks #situationnormal #auspol

Phillippring: @woolkebb @TonyAbbottMHR Now t entire world can have a great laugh !

SirThomasWynne: @woolkebb shocking gaffe yesterday @TonyAbbottMHR on about mountain climbing - cringe worthy - TV presenters laughed & laughed - deplorable!

WORKCHOICES
SirThomasWynne: 
*WORKCHOICE*
ABBOTT CONFIRMS WORKCHOICES DOES WORK
#auspol
#tonyabbott
colleenhm: @SirThomasWynne Do love your work, Tom - he's a pirate alright!
Old_Matriarch: @SirThomasWynne  pls rework.....not sufficiently ugly or sinister
SirThomasWynne: @Old_Matriarch I was gonna give him a gold earring but thought, noooo...he'd like that too much!
Old_Matriarch: @SirThomasWynne  first belly laugh of the morning .... Actually ignoring Abbott utterly & totally more appropriate
leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne: I say keel haul him
SirThomasWynne: @leftocentre keel hauling is what my dad used to do but he got old and keeled over x
leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne: It's a tough gig mate.

LOVE STORY 
SirThomasWynne: 
TONY & SCOTTY
Are missing in action at the very same time.
So, rumours are bound to start!
#auspol
randlight: @SirThomasWynne And we have started them?
SirThomasWynne: @randlight well just me....BTW it looks like Tony wants to gobble Scotty all up....not in a good way!!!!
randlight: @SirThomasWynne Once again my mind boggles
ShaughanA: @SirThomasWynne @randlight LNP front bench are the side dishes! :-)

CONSUMER FRAUD
SirThomasWynne: 
*CONSUMER FRAUD CANBERRA* 
Abbott Government on notice... 
#auspol 
#tonyabbott
colleenhm: @SirThomasWynne Two duds if ever I've seen 'em..esp Hope Abbott will be tossed soon,have heard rumours even some Libs loath him!
G_times: @SirThomasWynne I can see Hockey's thought bubble: Kill me now.
SophiaMcGrane: @SirThomasWynne unfortunately most of those consumers knew exactly what they were getting - RACISTS - backfired but!
Phillippring: @SirThomasWynne  Liberal deceive + lie. U don't vote 4 them. If u do end up with t mess we have now.

NUDE ABBOTT UPROAR
SirThomasWynne: 
DATELINE: CANBERRA 
PM TONY ABBOTT NUDE PAINTING UPROAR 
#tonyabbott 
#auspol
leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne  An early entry in the Archieballs SirTom??
ChickMaggot: @leftocentre @SirThomasWynne Wow, he's slung !
randlight: @SirThomasWynne Watch yourself Tom you will get banned
ordinarybloke: @leftocentre @SirThomasWynne HaHaHa, I'm pretty sure all his bike riding would make a mess of that... the way he walks gives him away!! Ha.

GayCarBoys: @SirThomasWynne me think he have little ding a ling

G_times: @SirThomasWynne totes entertaining - & that victorious smirk in all the relevant places :)))

THE PEOPLE WE SHOULD EAT
SirThomasWynne: 
TONY ABBOTT TO FEATURE IN MALAYSIAN COOKBOOK FOR CANNIBALS
#auspol
#TonyAbbott
gypseycece: @SirThomasWynne so funny lol

FOUND HIM...
HE'S OVER HERE
SirThomasWynne: 
*ABBOTT LOCATED AT LAST*
PHOTOS JUST IN - TONY IN RUSSIA
#auspol
pepiermargot: @SirThomasWynne at least Putin keeps his pants on, thankful 4 small mercies ;) wish Tones wld do the same
ShaughanA: @SirThomasWynne Tony!! I donz likez youz noz morezki! Yourz Peckzkees ar firmerz dan minez!On other handz come herez bigz boyz
bruce_ian: @SirThomasWynne The "Pacific Putin" all budgied up
bruce_ian: @SirThomasWynne A bit of hair implant work i would suggest, that hair in a can he's using atm is too visible

Louisa_ElJustE: @SirThomasWynne Shit, can never not be unseen now. Nightmares tonight...

harrypusspuss: @SirThomasWynne Abbott IS Putins no1 fan

MynDSpeaKeR: @SirThomasWynne It's a lot #funnier when the #comments are #reversed, LOL. #Regards (MS)

judyvw2: @SirThomasWynne that's about it too. bet they are both really happy together

judgejosie: @SirThomasWynne That's the most brilliant pic i think I've ever Is tony actually an hilarious comedian taking the piss out of us all?

wheels002: @SirThomasWynne  I WAS eating dinner.

randlight: @SirThomasWynne Fancy coming home to this?

SirThomasWynne: @randlight erm no thank you .... All yours!

G_times: @SirThomasWynne @randlight gah - wdve like a view-at-your-own-risk filter - didn't need this in my head

SirThomasWynne: @G_times @randlight you're the third person I've said sorry to today.... I blame TONY ABBOTT if he left his clothes on it wud not happen

G_times: @SirThomasWynne @randlight no, no - apology from Tony Abbott pls

dragonaunty7: @SirThomasWynne uh oh! are you thinkin what I'm thinkin? looks like a tryst in the trees to me :-)

TONY IS THE MOUTHPIECE
SirThomasWynne: 
BEST DO IT "OLD SCHOOL"
#auspol
#tonyabbott
hitinman: @SirThomasWynne @MinhKular Need some tech geek to hack into this,probably heavily encrpyted but nothing impossibble.
colleenhm: @SirThomasWynne Well Tom Abbott can't think for himself bec he'd bugger it up so has to be told what to say- & he's Aust PM,shocker!
DarrenBruce: @SirThomasWynne @Boydo43 Everyone needs help sometimes.
G_times: @SirThomasWynne gotta love that dame :))
SirThomasWynne: @G_times she kills it
G_times: @SirThomasWynne she does - and he's the Minister for Women or sommink *groans*

SUPPORT REAL ACTION

SirThomasWynne:
TONY ABBOTT SAYS:
IT'S TIME FOR US ALL TO SUPPORT REAL ACTION
(I AGREE)
#auspol
auntyfudge: @SirThomasWynne  Love It LOL
randlight: @auntyfudge @SirThomasWynne Not bad for an old codger ? Teasing you Tom
ordinarybloke: @SirThomasWynne @randlight HaHa, the sooner that chain is pulled the better for everybody!!!
randlight: @ordinarybloke @SirThomasWynne Reckon so
ordinarybloke: @randlight @SirThomasWynne Yeer, he's wrecking this country!!
harrypusspuss: @SirThomasWynne LOLOL
prlloyd6: @SirThomasWynne And you too can flush away my verbal diarrhoea
2vegielasagne: @SirThomasWynne  @TonyAbbottMHR is the kind of stain that is ruining toilets across Australia!

INFLATION
SirThomasWynne: BREAKING NEWS: Government driven inflation costs the average Oz family $1,000 per year ..... THANK YOU TONY ABBOTT AND FIBERALS
travellingpeas: indeed @SirThomasWynne but I hear on SBS news that buffoon Hockey is still trying to blame 'Labor's Carbon Tax' for the increase @randlight
SirThomasWynne: @travellingpeas @randlight mr hockey is still a picnic short of a sandwich

TONY ABBOTT - A TRENDSETTER, WHO KNEW?

randlight: @SirThomasWynne Good work! Pretty smart aren't you?
offtherails13: @SirThomasWynne Tony Abbott does the work of three men - Moe, Larry & Curly. B-)

carla_dog: @SirThomasWynne fabulous for us. ..... one fucking unlucky country!!!
jamynott: @SirThomasWynne Sounds just like SH in Canada
IMYYRU: @SirThomasWynne  Tony runs Australia's non renewable resource out of the country, without value adding and/or keeping what we need.
ordinarybloke: @SirThomasWynne  I couldn't have done a better job of that... that was well thought out!!
Boydo43: @SirThomasWynne spot on.
bamboozled3: @SirThomasWynne @mackaysuzie da do run run, da do run run?
fletche9: @ChasCondouFans: brilliant
sheree_drylie: @ChasCondouFans perhaps he's waiting on a new ear piece?
OveraCuppa_: Gold! @ChasCondouFans
OveraCuppa_: @ChasCondouFans Pity he doesn't run far far away
MsRonnyB: @ChasCondouFans NTM running out of #QT when Craig Thomson voted same +running taxpayer expense a/c to extreme #auspol
unravelau: @ChasCondouFans  Road runner.

JaneSarpax: @ChasCondouFans Now all we need him to do is run off into the sunset and never to return to politics......

TRENDSMAPS AT 10PM
It was a slow day yesterday! My wife was at our pregnant daughter's farm looking after her, all the bills and creditors were paid &c...Soooo, I had plenty of time to conjure up some not-so-flattering memes for Oz PM, Tony Abbott. Now, I don't have a big Australian Twitter following, so I was taken by surprise to discover that the relatively few Aussie followers I have, were responsible for making Mr Abbott a Twitter trendsetter! The first meme I created was sent out into the Twitterverse at about 9pm and by 10pm my Twitter names were trending in Sydney and Brisbane on Trendsmap.
And if you like this one wait until you see tomorrow's meme!!!!

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