Friday, February 07, 2014

DEMISE OF TONY ABBOTT No.7

CRACK POTTER AND THE ABBOTT OF LIAR
SirThomasWynne:
"CRACK POTTER AND THE ABBOTT OF LIAR" 
#auspol 
#simpletone


RoyanWg: @SirThomasWynne according to Lord Abbortmort, professor Stumble Bore, is Front Bench Calibre, Lol.

GayCarBoys: @SirThomasWynne ASBESTOS JULIE thought she was in GRIFFIN. How can she stop a war with INDONESIA #AUSPOL

randlight: @SirThomasWynne Now this is the "little woman": #PMThing likes

ruth_parslow: @randlight @SirThomasWynne To make sure they know their place and don't expect any ministerial positions!

cableguyoz: @SirThomasWynne on Drugs?

McHungryJack: @SirThomasWynne Glasson is in complete denial of the $6 GP fee , funny that, he's in Bi Election mode.

leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne Dementor alert!!!

hateabbott: @SirThomasWynne She tries to be funny but just shows pathetic loyalty to crap miserable gov. No vision only revenge on labor

CoolCoolpete36: @SirThomasWynne Oh My Dog! Bishop looks terrible!!!

Robtrinity: @SirThomasWynne Dr. Bill should stick to fixing eyes and give politics away....Look what a fool former GP Lamming made of himself on Oz Day!

carmel_doherty: @SirThomasWynne julie bishop is looking 'tired'

JohnPollock6: @carmel_doherty @SirThomasWynne ..and emotional?

NameImperative: @SirThomasWynne @carmel_doherty Wouldn't you look tired if you had to put up with the ignominious reality of TA being your boss?

imattah21: @carmel_doherty @SirThomasWynne Bishop certainly does! Lol

carmel_doherty: @NameImperative @SirThomasWynne haha, yes I think the searing reality of this LNP govt is finally taking its toll on poor jules

julie_library: @SirThomasWynne gee she looks old!

ralphd2: @julie_library @SirThomasWynne  That's because of all the sun exposure in her 2nd home, Jakarta

INSERT YOUR REPLY HERE:
SirThomasWynne:
TONY ABBOTT - THE JOKE IS ON YOU!
#auspol
#tonyabbott
WezKing: @SirThomasWynne I'll get the ball rolling... 
1) toilet paper has more layers; and 
2) shit sticks to toilet paper 
People, it's over to you!
andrew_thaler: @WezKing  @SirThomasWynne BUT the world would come to a smelly halt without it! Not a great anal-agy !
G_times: @Tom_in_Oz_ one knows what an arsehole is
G_times: @SirThomasWynne however, both are acquainted with arseholes... 
WDP_HeathGeorge: @SirThomasWynne  most toilet papers have more than one layer.
flabbergutsted: @SirThomasWynne You can trust your toilet paper. Occasionally it may give way, but you know it will do what it was meant to.:>) 
ls_lance: @SirThomasWynne #one is full of shit #one is covered in shit...simple
randlight: @SirThomasWynne I don't want to be banned
prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne @randlight You only have to look at a piece of toilet paper once.
prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne @randlight Toilet paper actually knows what suppositories are used for , and it's go nothing to do with wisdom
prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne @randlight Toilet paper doesn't have a person called Peta to advise it
prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne @randlight Toilet paper isn't an international embarrassment 
prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne @randlight Toilet paper doesn't have any daughters to increase it's appeal in the eyes of the Australian public
prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne @randlight Toilet paper realises that #sexappeal is irrelevant to whether it can do it's job properly
prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne @randlight Toilet paper, which isn't doing its job, doesn't usually have a tenure of three years 
prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne @randlight Toilet paper makes me proud to be an Australian
prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne @randlight Toilet paper isn't on the nose before you use it
Poddumpuddytat: @SirThomasWynne @randlight 3 ply has integrity. 
Lisabiartch: @SirThomasWynne toilet paper serves a purpose and is mostly effective at what it does if used correctly.:)
DavidJTwomey: @ChasCondouFans at least one is useful and it isn't @TonyAbbottMHR
daveyk317: @ChasCondouFans shit doesn't stick to Teflon Tony , supported by a corrupt MSM.
ozzz1234: @ChasCondouBlog - One is an aid to cleaning up mess, the other, What can I say - "SHIT HAPPENS''
MarjorieGarante: @SirThomasWynne we get rid of shitty toilet paper, but we are stuck with a shitty PM
AnnPayer: @SirThomasWynne one is useful!
leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne Roll ain't big enough.
zippydazipster: @SirThomasWynne one is eco friendly
leftocentre: @zippydazipster: @SirThomasWynne And one won't flush.
stovies40: @SirThomasWynne The Difference between Tony and toilet paper? 
Hmmm toilet roll can take more crap than he can #auspol
colleenhm: @SirThomasWynne Toilet Paper displays honesty in doing its job!
IMYYRU: @ChasCondouFans One question first is it used or unused? If the former - NONE. If the later - waiting for a STOOL

MASTER AND PUPPET
SirThomasWynne:
*OZ PREVIEW COMING SOON*
Murdoch and Abbott in
MASTER AND PUPPET
#aupol

albsie: @SirThomasWynne  'yes' Sergeant Schultz..

randlight: @SirThomasWynne So a true story then!!!!!

SirThomasWynne: @randlight yes was gonna be on the ABC but obviously they have their own manifesto (see attached pic)


GaryFallon2: @SirThomasWynne @randlight Perfect Sir Thomas!!!!

GaryFallon2: @SirThomasWynne @randlight Soon to be a major motion picture Courtesy of 20th Century Fox....

terra155: @SirThomasWynne go queenie, doesn't she have a tower and a traitors gate, through which one passess, I'm sure Charles I went that road

albsie: @SirThomasWynne Darth Vader & apprentice!

nobby15: @SirThomasWynne Staring T Abbott & S Morison And the rest all appearing as themselves as no actors can be found to play them

THE DELEGATE FROM AUSTRIA
SirThomasWynne:
TONY ABBOTT - WRONG PLACE WRONG TIME 
#auspol
G_times: @Tom_in_Oz_ wasn't Hitler Austrian?
rkd993: @Tom_in_Oz_ @G_times and he proved it so blatantly on the world stage
terra155: @SirThomasWynne  it doesn't represent Australia, it is delusional if it thinks otherwise!
MELRUSSK: @SirThomasWynne It is unfortunate that what has been seen as acceptable has spilled out into international arena. However perhaps NOW CHANGE
johnsalmond: @SirThomasWynne  "That Austrian bloke needs to speak English, the translation made no sense" #auspol
colleenhm: @SirThomasWynne My God we are so ashamed of our PM!
phaticism: @ChasCondouFans. While no dumber than an ox, Abbott is no smarter.

TONY LOVES THE LADIES
SirThomasWynne:
Hahahaha - TONY ABBOTT likes women - well, some women!
#auspol
#simpletone


flabbergutsted: @SirThomasWynne Love it.

WezKing: @SirThomasWynne Hehehe! Nice :-)

prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne  She should have quoted Abbot back at Abbot #doesthisguyevershutup

prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne Queen "So Mr Abbot, tell me about your boat trip to Australia all those years ago....."

randlight: @prlloyd63 @SirThomasWynne Now that is clever Peter

prlloyd63: @randlight @SirThomasWynne It's the #WilAnderson in me coming out.

prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne @randlight Queen to Abbot, "I will not be lectured about boat people by this man, I will not"

davidbewart: @SirThomasWynne definitely adding that tweet to my @RebelMouse http://rbl.ms/1bsHjr0

AnnPayer: @SirThomasWynne and they do ironing!

auntyfudge: @SirThomasWynne Ironing ladies.

DrHugoZHakenbus: @SirThomasWynne "And as for the sheilas with sex appeal, Wow! do I like to have a Dad moment with them?
Whatcha doin tonight Granny?"

G_times: @SirThomasWynne LMAO ! "...and with respect, my daughters are hotter than..."

MISERY LOVES COMPANY
SirThomasWynne:
WHY IS TONY ABBOTT WALKING THE SAME OLD LINE?
 ...the times are NOT a changing...
leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne He knows no other.
McHungryJack: @SirThomasWynne Abbott makes Howard look brilliant, though I still can't see anything he did for Australia except make it more expensive
randlight: @SirThomasWynne Two peas in a pod
prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne @randlight They are both on there way to pay homage at the grave of Menzies.
prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne @randlight "It's simple, never say your wrong, blame somebody else, and you can use my personnel favourite #nobodytoldme "
randlight: @prlloyd63 @SirThomasWynne I like those will remember especially the last one
phaticism: @SirThomasWynne Abbott is an attenuated version of John Howard
leftocentre: @phaticism @SirThomasWynne Only physically.
PolAnimalAus: @leftocentre @phaticism @SirThomasWynne more a Billy Bigears! In all ways.
Nanso44: @SirThomasWynne @randlight He OWES a lot of people a lot. Just the front man- will comply with their demands.
ozpsych: @leftocentre @phaticism @SirThomasWynne Is John Howard actually calling the shots and is remotely our secret and unelected PM?
AustraliaVote: @SirThomasWynne  He just like beating the feet on th footpath with war criminals & a man whose international reputation is RACIST
davidjcalleja: @ChasCondouFans It's Johnny "Budget Emergency" Cash..

MySilentKnight: @ChasCondouFans It looks like Little Boy Blue talking a walk with Dick Cheney!!!

THE KIND OF WOMAN ABBOTT LIKES
SirThomasWynne:
THE KIND OF WOMAN TONY ABBOTT LIKES... 
#auspol 
#simpletone


GideonPinsky: @SirThomasWynne Abbott likes women?

Robtrinity: @SirThomasWynne A Stepford Wife who needs to be reprogrammed?!
#MinisterForWomen #OneTermTony

nigelmcbain: @SirThomasWynne She'd better join LNP Anonymous quickly to deal with her feelings of massive guilt!

WHY FIGHT ABBOTT
SirThomasWynne:
#WHY
#WHY
#WHY
Tony ABBOTT makes me determined to keep up the good fight... 
#auspol


harrypusspuss: @SirThomasWynne Perfect

PeteRepeatRT: @SirThomasWynne You'd surely think you'd have exhausted your supply of 'Dodgy Tony' pics by now. Not so! #auspol

leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne That's why!

MacMcintosh78: @leftocentre @SirThomasWynne absoFUCKENlutely!

BBC COVER SHARK CULL IN WESTERN AUSTRALIA
SirThomasWynne: 
HAHAHA - Perhaps BBC should have checked footage of Oz anti-shark cull demos before transmission...
(pic courtesy @StreetWorker01)
SophiaMcGrane: @SirThomasWynne hah! :D good find
NadiaZakir: @SirThomasWynne @SophiaMcGrane I BELIEVE IT HAD A CLOSED EYE.
randlight: @SirThomasWynne Glad they didn't !!!!
RobertBigalla: @randlight @SirThomasWynne Hope he wasn't comparing Abbott with sharks. That would be tad unfair on the sharks.
randlight: @RobertBigalla @SirThomasWynne yes poor maligned sharks
AnnPayer: @SirThomasWynne @NadiaZakir @SophiaMcGrane Perhaps they did!
albsie: @SirThomasWynne LOVE IT!!
Justpeachijo: @SirThomasWynne  Sweet shot indeed & FU 2 Tony from big sister BBC with a love u lots & kisses to little sister ABC! Ah family
mgherman: @SirThomasWynne  I'd like to think that they did check.
elronxenu: @SirThomasWynne  WIN!! Now I wish I had bought that shirt.
Zaria57: @SirThomasWynne Lol..love it!
Pat1066Patrick: @SirThomasWynne says it all ?
NameImperative: @SirThomasWynne Sharks do serve an ecological purpose. TA? We'll perhaps you can draw your own conclusion!
ruth_parslow: @SirThomasWynne agree -sharks are intelligent, predictable creatures playing an important role in the food chain.
RobertBigalla: @ruth_parslow @SirThomasWynne Well, Tony is predictable, as for intelligent - that is a matter of debate.
Mickledrippin: @RobertBigalla @ruth_parslow @SirThomasWynne Oh he's clever all right. Like a fox. Sly, cunning, cruel.
amruss1: @SirThomasWynne IKR? I saw that cronulla sharks shirt too, I mean really!?!
P4217: @SirThomasWynne I'm thinking the BBC did indeed check the footage. Way to go #BBC #auspol
057_papa: @SirThomasWynne LMFAO gold love it
KatThornley76: @SirThomasWynne oh yeah! Love it! I want one of those as well!!
KitttyKattz: @SirThomasWynne Maybe they did & it summed up what they wanted to say quite nicely? It is simply beautiful :-D
MattGlassDarkly: @SirThomasWynne That would be a good replacement for Oi Oi Oi @josh1782
Henjam48: @SirThomasWynne Who says they didn't?
GalacticWomanAu: @SirThomasWynne Maybe they DID ;-)
JaneReid5: @GalacticWomanAu @SirThomasWynne Bahahaha :))
G_times: @SirThomasWynne hahaha - awesome
SandraC81413369: @SirThomasWynne  If this was at Cottesloe, I missed it. Dam!
Active4Orcas: @SirThomasWynne Bloody classic!!!!! @sharontrys you'll appreciate this one too!
sharontrys: @Active4Orcas @SirThomasWynne hahaha excellent!!!! :))))
JohnPollock6: @SirThomasWynne I thought it was a fair comment.

LISA THE LORD MAYOR OF PERTH THANKS RICKY GERVAIS 
SirThomasWynne: 
RICKY GERVAIS @rickygervais says "Stop The Shark Cull" 
#auspol
LisaScafPerthLM: @SirThomasWynne @rickygervais We are truly embarrassed! Thx for caring.
cousincat: @SirThomasWynne @rickygervais Ricky Gervais is a freaking hero!!!
2hdor: @SirThomasWynne  @rickygervais Ricky - C'mon - We've got CONservatives AND merdok..!
cousincat: @SirThomasWynne @rickygervais ...seriously, how cool is @rickygervais!
AnnPayer: @SirThomasWynne @rickygervais Thanks Ricky but Abbott listens to no man!
RhondaAnnMc: @SirThomasWynne @rickygervais Good onya, Ricky & here's a pic 4 U.Foreign Minister appears to support U pic.twitter.com/Y2ucx6Ejy4
MonORCA_Gilbert: @SirThomasWynne Tweetstorm on in 7 hours against shark cull. Join in! https://www.facebook.com/events/536528766455089/?fref=ts

A HARD DAY'S NIGHT

SirThomasWynne: And that was my handmade @Tom_in_Oz_ meme collection from today

fletche9: @SirThomasWynne @Tom_in_Oz_ nice collection
SirThomasWynne: @fletche9 ta x - big day yesterday my @SirThomasWynne name trended on Twitter all day & after midnight @randlight


AUSTRALIAN PRIME MINISTER TONY ABBOTT SUSPENDED ON YOUTUBE FOR 
"DECEPTIVE CONTENT"
Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott claims that he has fulfilled "his promise" but YouTube may have a difference of opinion. Within hours of Mr Abbott uploading a video titled "A Message from the PM - Delivering on Our Promises," YouTube suspended it for "deceptive content."

mUmBRELLA reported that Mr Abbott tweeted about the YouTube video, but the preview of the video on Twitter showed a blank screen with a notification: "This video has been removed as a violation of YouTube's policy against spam, scams, and commercially deceptive content." Apparently, the prime minister's video was deleted by YouTube. Soon after, the tweet that carried that video link was also allegedly deleted from the Twitter account of the Aussie prime minister. This is a snapshot of the tweet:

mUmBRELLA posted an update on the story later. It reported that a spokesperson of YouTube had spoken to the Web site and admitted that the video was suspended by mistake. The spokesperson has said that, at times, some videos are suspended because they are flagged inappropriate. However, when it is brought to the attention of YouTube, the suspension is withdrawn after a quick review.

When last checked, the video is working fine on YouTube. However, we could not find any tweet from Mr Abbott's Twitter account that shared the video link with his followers. It seems like that the prime minister may have felt a little embarrassed by the entire act. Probably, that is why he is hesitating to share the video once again.

In the video message, Mr Abbott claims that "confidence" is coming back. This is what he has realised after talking to the people of his country. The government promises to keep up the good work which was begun in 2013. Mr Abbott emphatically claims that the government has plans to make the Australian economy stronger and more prosperous.

The Australian economy has seen some of the lowest points in the history of the country 2013 [Read Here].

LORD MAYOR LISA AND RICKY GERVAIS
SirThomasWynne:
LORD MAYOR LISA SAYS THANK YOU
#auspol
MonORCA_Gilbert: @SirThomasWynne Wow!!!! Outstanding.

MOVIE STAR LOOKS
SirThomasWynne:
*AMAZING PROOF*
TONY ABBOTT HAS MOVIE STAR LOOKS!
#auspol
leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne Yep! Looky!!
terra155: @SirThomasWynne twins separated at birth :)
gobbledeegook: @SirThomasWynne incomparable - even the mother alien showed some compassion toward ripley #auspol
albsie: @SirThomasWynne nailed it again!
pepiermargot: @SirThomasWynne it's the shiny 4head?
davidjcalleja: @SirThomasWynne Tony Abbott's duck lips impression.
MargaretAbbot10: @davidjcalleja @SirThomasWynne He's the life of every party when he does that @SophieMonk impression, bless him.
randlight: @SirThomasWynne I was worried what I was going to see
ravingmcmaniac: @randlight @SirThomasWynne I know. You never know when you'll get sprung with a pic. of him in budgie smugglers. Brrrrr
boldfieldwa: @SirThomasWynne mmm Angelina Jolie lips . Or, did someone give him a slap?
carla_dog: @SirThomasWynne ewwwwwwww
Schnappi5: @SirThomasWynne @carla_dog Prefer Rin Tin Tin to the botox star
ThePinkLaptop: @SirThomasWynne At least he's not parading himself around in his stupid red budgie smugglers.
flabbergutsted: @SirThomasWynne  The Turd form the Bog
myfibonacci: @SirThomasWynne …doesn't look like movie star material to me Tom! I think he’s an ugly fuck from the inside to the outside!!

SNAKE-EYES ON A PAIR OF DICE
SirThomasWynne:
TONY ABBOTT HAS A WAY WITH THE LADIES
#auspol
ordinarybloke: @SirThomasWynne If a Poly ever tells you to trust them, the thing you must do is not to trust them!!
davidjcalleja: @SirThomasWynne Not even a python would swallow Tony Abbott's "Trust Me" line whole.

PETA, PULL AND TONY
SirThomasWynne:
*THE NEW POLITICAL TRIO*
PETA, PULL AND TONY
#auspol
terra155: @SirThomasWynne such a cute threesome ? Ménage a trios
RobedSinners: Bwaah haa ha ha! @SirThomasWynne
NameImperative: @SirThomasWynne Yep and their biggest hit 'Go Tell it on Indonesian Soil'. Another of their hits, "A Whiter Shade of Australia" and another comes to mind, "Get Back".
NameImperative: @SirThomasWynne A great song describing Tony "Another Prick in the Wall"
albsie: @SirThomasWynne many fingers in many pies! Hope he uses had sanitisers!

THE MURDOCH PRESS
SirThomasWynne:
TONY ABBOTT ONLY ANSWERS TO THE MURDOCH PRESS
#auspol
n2kaja: @SirThomasWynne I love that shirt! I saw photos a friend took of it yesterday. HAH love that it made the news
JaneSarpax: @SirThomasWynne P.S Where can we purchase the T-shirts. :)
mikeduck29: @SirThomasWynne no the prick answers to the australian public. #auspol @randlight
Boydo43: @SirThomasWynne hahahaha that's a beauty Tom.
SummerTeh: @SirThomasWynne hahahaha !
2vegielasagne: @SirThomasWynne absolutely spot on!

NEWS LIMITED SALES DOWN 
randlight: this is the link for the 22% drop in News Ltd sales, which made my day http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSBRE9AA0YK20131112?irpc=932
SirThomasWynne: @randlight the news is always limited x
randlight: @SirThomasWynne Not limited enough for me would be zero if I had my way
Nanso44: @randlight @SirThomasWynne Ray of hope that general population have opened their eyes a little to how bad a PM Abbott is?

GREATEST
steveirons: @SirThomasWynne  Ur the greatest!
SirThomasWynne: @steveirons  .... greatest what? lol
steveirons: @SirThomasWynne  Thnx for your RTs & Interplay!
SirThomasWynne: @steveirons my pleasure x

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