Friday, February 07, 2014

DEMISE OF TONY ABBOTT No.2

THE NIGHTMARE CONTINUES
SirThomasWynne:
"WAKE UP AUSTRALIA"
#tonyabbott
#auspol

Alljohn: @SirThomasWynne I wonder how many voters have had that exact thought !!!
leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne: Yes, idiots!

G_times: @SirThomasWynne awake or not, the nightmare continues... #auspol #TonyAbbott

"OWNED"
SirThomasWynne:
*BREAKING HEADLINE NEWS* 
AUSTRALIA "OWNED" 
#auspol
#TonyAbbott
leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne 
Robtrinity: @SirThomasWynne That makes a Rugs-A-Million mega-clearance seem like a CWA bake sale...#TheUnitedStatesOfRupert
SirThomasWynne: @Robtrinity Murd-och should be spelt Merde-och me thinks
Robtrinity: @SirThomasWynne And as we all know....Merde happens!
SirThomasWynne: @Robtrinity repeated merde or is that RUPeated merde
Robtrinity: @SirThomasWynne The latter..#AusPol #TheUnitedStatesOfRupert
randlight: @SirThomasWynne Unfortunately true probaly for nothing
SirThomasWynne: @randlight we'll be the ones that pay obv x
randlight: @SirThomasWynne Correct what else would you think
flabbergutsted: @SirThomasWynne I thought it would have been a Prenuptial agreement
AnnPayer: @SirThomasWynne Surely there are more than enough problems in this jerk's chosen country to justify leaving Aust. alone!

AnnPayer: @SirThomasWynne Sad to think that the USA have more common sense than we do, not to allow this to happen!

StuartMckenzi10: @SirThomasWynne He got Australia a lot cheaper than that. Gina will be pissed cause Rupes wont give her his minerals.

pandymonium01: @AnnPayer @SirThomasWynne You do know that Murdoch is successfully poisoning the minds of millions in the US via Fox News?

AnnPayer: @pandymonium01 @SirThomasWynne Sadly, I didn't know that, well at least they don't have gun laws soooo!

SirThomasWynne: @AnnPayer @pandymonium01 and....WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY....

leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne: @AnnPayer @pandymonium01 ni ni ni ni ni ni ni wup wup.

prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne When Abbot said on election night that Australia was #openforbusiness, I don't think anybody had this in mind

GIVE THEM ENOUGH ROPE
SirThomasWynne:
ABBOTT & TURNBULL PROMISE NEW OZ BROADBAND SOLUTION
#auspol
#TonyAbbott
leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne and give him enough
Alljohn: @SirThomasWynne More of the B/S WE have become accustomed to???
randlight: @SirThomasWynne love look on Malcolm's face but no sympathy for him
AnnPayer: @leftocentre @SirThomasWynne Turnbull is the only LNP member who once offered hope, hit the ground running Malcolm, salvage some respect!
TheTonester2: @ChasCondouFans wish they'd both use a length of rope with a lovely noose on one end

pepiermargot: @SirThomasWynne & if u want wifi?-Tom, toms!

Robtrinity: @ChasCondouFans @bustersdah @nancycato1 And given enough rope....
IMYYRU: @SirThomasWynne Why! Why! Why! Let's just stick to the tried and true. We could save heaps and reduce to 3 days a week 

NO STRINGS ATTACHED
SirThomasWynne:
TODAY UNCLE RUPERT IS GOING TO TEACH YOU ABOUT PUPPETRY... 
#auspol 
#tonyabbott
leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne: Of the penis?
Robtrinity: @SirThomasWynne Pyne seems to have enjoyed Step 1... #SendInTheClowns #OneTermTony
flabbergutsted: @SirThomasWynne Duo Puppetry. Rupes hand up Abbott, who's hand is up Pyne.
DrHugoZHakenbus: @SirThomasWynne Abbott's 'mouthpiss' abusing a woman once again to win friends & voters. It don't get more ugly than these two!!!
duncanbourne: @SirThomasWynne Pyne is an obscure organ. Looks like a colossal dick but is actually a monumental asshole.

SHAME! ABBOTT! SHAME!
SirThomasWynne:
Thinking Australians say: 
SHAME! ABBOTT! SHAME! 
#auspol 
#tonyabbott
randlight: @SirThomasWynne One of your best
Aitch_E: @SirThomasWynne @leftocentre Those beady eyes follow me around the room.
leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne Yes, a little more weight to the shove couldn't hurt.

TheWillowGhost: @SirThomasWynne He looks terrified

INDONESIA
SirThomasWynne:
OZ RELATIONS WITH INDONESIA AT AN ALL-TIME LOW
#auspol
#TonyAbbott
leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne Mystery cruise to nowhere.
Robtrinity: @SirThomasWynne Not exactly 'The Love Boat'....#OneTermTony #DiplomacyGaffes
johnsalmond: @ChasCondouFans One punch versus domestic violence: media care about what affects them / a dramatic story

SUNDAY SERVICE
SirThomasWynne: 
Hahaha - TONY AT SUNDAY SERVICE
#auspol
#tonyabbott
leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne: Preaching to the choir?
phaticism: @SirThomasWynne. Presumably wipes his organ after every hymn.
ShaughanA: @SirThomasWynne I know where Tony is, he's still in confession, with Cardinal Pell, asking forgiveness for not getting all his policies thru
lilstarshine: @SirThomasWynne where is invisible marge again Not Catholic maybe?

BRAIN DRAIN
SirThomasWynne
LIBS CAN'T STOP THE BOATS 
SO NOW TONY WANTS TO STOP THE BRAIN DRAIN!
#auspol
#TonyAbbott
leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne Too late
flabbergutsted: @SirThomasWynne Howard forced the smart kids all overseas. They came back and now Abbott has them on the run, Sort of like taking a yapping dog hunting
flabbergutsted: @SirThomasWynne HIs brain drained long ago.. But Abbot had cuts to all Science. That is a Brain Shame.
randlight: @SirThomasWynne Yuk
DrHugoZHakenbus: @SirThomasWynne The proof is now in the pudding. Abbott obviously cheated his way through school & even achieved very poor results at Oxford
ordinarybloke: @SirThomasWynne  HaHaHa, my father used to say "The only thing you should put in your ear is your elbow". HaHa.
hdrebner: @SirThomasWynne If the lying BASTARD had his passport revoked while O/S the intelligence quantum of OZ would power forward.
the_LoungeFly: @leftocentre @SirThomasWynne no Botox in that shot
ABCHammerstein: @SirThomasWynne TAbbott worries about brain drain, but not about education of our children. Does not compute. #auspol
TheTonester2: @SirThomasWynne "If I keep digging in my ear I'm sure to find a small piece of grey matter" #epicfail #auspol
leftocentre: @TheTonester2  It'll be shit!
davidjcalleja: @SirThomasWynne Tone is doin' his "Wild Thaaaaayng"
Justpeachijo: Resembles Alfred E.Neuman from Mad Comic Mag! Expression perfect “What, Me Worry?’You should Tone! #auspol

Lisabiartch: @ChasCondouFans obviously pre-botox...he's just pushing the peanut back in...

SALUTE OUR GLORIOUS LEADER

SirThomasWynne
PROUD AUSTRALIANS
SHOW OUT GLORIOUS LEADER THE RESPECT HE DESERVES
#auspol
#TonyAbbott
TheTonester: @SirThomasWynne "Being a wanker of a PM, no one thinks big of you"
ozzz1234: @SirThomasWynne @randlight Is she indicating the size of something ???
@flabbergutsted: @ChasCondouFans Yes, the raised right arm has been snazzled by Newman.
Lisabiartch: @ChasCondouFans PERFECT!!! Yes! Every time I see that tool i'll remember his "tool" #fool
Alljohn: @ChasCondouFans By messing with welfare Tony Abbott has picked up the 'political suicide sword all he has to do is disembowl him self GOOD
Phillippring: @SirThomasWynne No one thinks big of u Abbott.
GaryFallon: @SirThomasWynne I think she is being very generous to Abbott.......
perente: @SirThomasWynne We’ll … he is a it of a dick…

EXTRA EXTRA
pepiermargot: @SirThomasWynne here's one for u :))
SirThomasWynne: @pepiermargot Thanks. I was going to make one called "Fraud Squad" but this saves times!
pepiermargot: @SirThomasWynne ah well here's another :)) 

HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY 
PUBLIC HOLIDAY MONDAY

THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY
Tom_in_Oz_: 
TONY ABBOTT PLZ PICK ON SOMEONE
WHO CAN FIGHT BACK!
#auspol
sheree_drylie: @SirThomasWynne that's is the best yet! Hahahaha
terra155: @SirThomasWynne isn't there a law about that form of abuse
lynnemillie: @Tom_in_Oz_ Save the children!
DrHugoZHakenbus: @Tom_in_Oz_ Too late sweetheart. Stop that heavy sucking. He's already had the frontal lobotomy
auntyfudge: @SirThomasWynne Thats so funny. he's not even looking at that poor child.
ElizabethJMars: @SirThomasWynne He really has the creepiest lizard kiss of any politician I've known
mikeduck29: @ElizabethJMars creepy & slimey at same time. I find his speech to be devoid of spontaneity or intellect.
slacoo79: @SirThomasWynne poor little bugger will be in Therapy for the rest of his life
stunuts1948: @SirThomasWynne:Grooming-I ponder?
mwyldebunny: @SirThomasWynne he ain't kissing that baby he's sucking the life out of it
prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne Abbott is the first contestant on channel tens' new reality show "are you smarter than a first grader" - he isn't

WELCOME TO RUPEWARTS

Tom_in_Oz_:
*CANBERRA*
TONY ABBOTT PLAYS WITH HIS WAND AGAIN!
#auspol
#simpletone

Louisa_ElJustEl: @SirThomasWynne "Plays with his wand"? Ew, mind pictures can't be erased!!

MarkMMerrett: @SirThomasWynne AVADA KADAVA!

randlight: @SirThomasWynne top form Tom perhaps next the disappearing trick

mikisdad: @SirThomasWynne Well he is probably Australia's greatest wanker

Phil_HX4: @SirThomasWynne Nooo! Image burnt into retinas. #movementforawandlessabbott #banbudgiesmugglers

TONY CHECKS HIS FIGURES

Tom_in_Oz_:
*CANBERRA*
NEW UNEMPLOYMENT FIGURES
DON'T SEEM TO WORRY TONY ABBOTT
#simpletone
randlight: @SirThomasWynne Norty but true
JmarrMarr: @SirThomasWynne A low point in the three year election campaign.Especially for the brainwashed who voted 4 Fiona Scott.

MicheleS_Aus: @ChasCondouFans  *Abbott government set to revive and expand work-for-dole scheme* http://bit.ly/1aYtFNp

sandramlmorris: @MicheleS_Aus @SirThomasWynne @ChasCondouFans SURPRISE!

SUPERMODEL SIMPLETON
Tom_in_Oz_: 
*TONY ABBOTT SUPERMODEL*
...and here comes Tony wearing this season's new look...
#simpletone
#auspol
chubbytrevor: @Tom_in_Oz_  he needs pants and a floral hat of same colour
Tom_in_Oz_: @chubbytrevor needs a brain first......
chubbytrevor: @Tom_in_Oz_  u ask the impossible
GhostofSirJoh: @SirThomasWynne Kids got 50s Swag

GhostofSirJoh: @SirThomasWynne Fiddy Pence didn't have the same ring to it..But then agAin
davidjoepat: @SirThomasWynne and doesn't he look uncomfortable, the useless piece of sewer excrement
donkearbour: @SirThomasWynne Not sure how to take that...
SirThomasWynne: @donkearbour it's just a fashion it will pass.....
dragonlady9947: @SirThomasWynne @donkearbour Maybe he will go first
albsie: @SirThomasWynne isn't he a 'pretty boy'?
SirThomasWynne: @albsie noooooooooooooooo repeat noooooooooooooooooo
albsie: @SirThomasWynne another close the eyes vision,a visit to $6 Bill will be on the cards soon
DrHugoZHakenbus: @SirThomasWynne A real trooper is our Big Tones? Identifying at 'Fremantle Dockers' training sessions with the alternative lifestyle set.
nanoview: @SirThomasWynne Doesn't hide the Arthritic Elbows he got blocking Pittwater Road as Leader of the Pushbike Set!
leftocentre: @nanoview @SirThomasWynne Yes, Abbrort, leader of the Lycra mafia.
EmptyHead5: @leftocentre @SirThomasWynne fascinating ... the way the camera is always able to capture an awkward facial expression from Tony Abbott.
leftocentre: @EmptyHead5 @SirThomasWynne It's his default facial expression.
carla_dog: @SirThomasWynne Omfg......

GET ME TO THE FIRE ON TIME
Tom_in_Oz_: 
*FIRE ALERT FIRE ALERT*
Tony Abbott is on standby...
#auspol
#simpletone
JaneSarpax: @Tom_in_Oz_  Is he 8yrs old, please Mr Fireman can I take a ride upfront in the fire truck.. real proud of itself.
TheTonester2: @Tom_in_Oz_ "I'd get out of the truck but I don't want to get my shoes dirty"
AnnPayer: @Tom_in_Oz_  He is a horses arse!
JimDennis6: @SirThomasWynne  Watch out boys he's getting his hose out!

WE HAVE LIFT OFF
Tom_in_Oz_: 
#TONYABBOTT
And he still thinks they don't smell..... 
DeeEmmEss: @Tom_in_Oz_ Physically fit. Mentally UNFIT. Should join the Army.
Pat1066Patrick: @Tom_in_Oz_  he thinks his shit does not stink!
EmptyHead5: @SirThomasWynne no that's only the rest of the "Liberals"
JimDennis6: @SirThomasWynne For god's sake don't light it!

LIFE LESSON
Tom_in_Oz_: 
ON THIS PUBLIC HOLIDAY
I'D LIKE TO SHARE
A LIFE LESSON:
 #tonyabbott
#simpletone

AndrewMattock: @Tom_in_Oz_ is that a same sex marriage ceremony?
myfibonacci: @Tom_in_Oz_ ...just issed the Liverpool kiss - slam!
lynnemillie: @Tom_in_Oz_ And it feels like bad luck too!
DrHugoZHakenbus: @Tom_in_Oz_ Ewwww yuk. Mum said to never kiss dirty old men let alone the shitheaded versions promising a bag of lollies.
auntyfudge: @DrHugoZHakenbus @Tom_in_Oz_ My Mum said that too.
thevixter2: @SirThomasWynne And she is staring at his botoxed forehead and dyed thinning hair
bettsie2u: @SirThomasWynne Wonder what this moron thinks now!
flyinemu: @SirThomasWynne  looked more like a kiss of death, MAFFIA STYLE
GoTheGrey:  He feels slimy and cold to the touch. @SirThomasWynne
SirThomasWynne: @GoTheGrey not sure what dinosaur would taste like but I'm pretty sure it covers ABBOTT....
GoTheGrey: @SirThomasWynne Oh yeah. Just gotta watch the tentacles.
SirThomasWynne: @GoTheGrey I've seen the budgie smugglers NO TENTACLES at all....
GoTheGrey: @SirThomasWynne Arghhahahahahaha!!
carla_dog: @SirThomasWynne may Australia wake up soon!!!!
DeeEmmEss: @SirThomasWynne @randlight who is that misguided simpleton ?
randlight: @SirThomasWynne Oh Tom do you have to
terra155: @randlight @SirThomasWynne I think it is his calling in life, to give us nightmares :-))))

MikeXcaberate: @ChasCondouFans Did the kiss get returned haha, bet not
jackel53: @ChasCondouFans don't know if you've seen David Marr's essay on Tony Abbott its on YouTube and it's an eye opener
jackel53: @ChasCondouFans he's a fuckwit, stuck in a late 50's Catholic mindset.

AUSTRALIA DAY

angloirishgal: @SirThomasWynne and other Aussies, Happy Australia Day! #wavethoseflags

Brendan_Surrey: Happy Australia Day to Antipodean follower @ChasCondouBlog Crack a tinny…erm, something about barbies

AUSTRALIA DAY PT.1
Tom_in_Oz_: 
TONY ABBOTT CELEBRATES AUSTRALIA DAY 
(PART 1) 
#auspol 
#simpletone
auntyfudge: @Tom_in_Oz_ So true and so sad
flabbergutsted: @Tom_in_Oz_  That's about the state of it all.
randlight: @Tom_in_Oz_ excellent meme for today

AUSTRALIA DAY PT.2
Tom_in_Oz_: 
TONY ABBOTT CELEBRATES AUSTRALIA DAY 
(PART 2) 
#auspol 
#simpletone
hdrebner: @SirThomasWynneJones loves everything that crawls from a gutter, as that is where he feels @ home.

75merc: @Tom_in_Oz_ Strange That Jones likes Homophobic Abbott so much
auntyfudge: @Tom_in_Oz_ Let's hope
GoneHomeR: tell me Jones wasn't officiating? @SirThomasWynne
DeeEmmEss: @SirThomasWynnehow come Jones Twat got to speak?

phaticism: @SirThomasWynne Know what you mean, AJ keeps bobbing up like a solid turd that won't flush.

AUSTRALIA DAY PT.3
Tom_in_Oz_: 
AUSTRALIA DAY 2014 
AND WE STILL NEED TO APOLOGISE 
TO THE INDIGENOUS PEOPLE
#auspol 
#simpletone
KezzerSA: @Tom_in_Oz_ Why does Abbott always have to stand like that #BodyLanguage
DeeEmmEss: @Tom_in_Oz_ No sign of Tony's two-handed power grip here. Is it just for foreign leaders? @TonyAbbottMHR
albsie: @Tom_in_Oz_ so many are seeing right thru him & starting to call him the dishonorable
AussieAchmed: @Tom_in_Oz_  I thought Rudd did the apology just after being elected in 2007?
ldquilts: @Tom_in_Oz_  lets promote republic only then can we put this past a little behind and bring all aust together @LaborRepublic
NannaHannah: @Tom_in_Oz_ Look at Abbott's body language. That's eeuuww
GayCarBoys: @NannaHannah abbotts body language is always EWWW @Tom_in_Oz_ 
judbell43: @NannaHannah @Tom_in_Oz_ He was not comfortable.
prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne Abbot turning to Peta, "Could you remind me again, is he a goodie or a baddie?"

ONE ROUND TONY
Tom_in_Oz_: 
*TRUE*
TONY ABBOTT IS A FIGHTER!!!
#auspol 
#simpletone
myfibonacci: @Tom_in_Oz_ …B R A W L E R!
NannaHannah: @SirThomasWynne Every time I see that top one, I wonder did he fall over after it. So off balance.
leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne The battle is lost mate
Frisco_Butch: @Tom_in_Oz_ funny how he doesn't seem to get in close enough to land a good punch.....against a man that is ;) #OneTermTony
Nanso44: @SirThomasWynne  2 dumb to wear protection even then. Same applied to his sex-life, as well?
ozzz1234: @SirThomasWynne What a fkn pussycat. My training says - lesson one - If u wanna hit someone you must get close enough to do it

CAPTIVATING
Tom_in_Oz_: 
TONY ABBOTT HAS A CAPTIVE AUDIENCE
#auspol 
#simpletone

TONGUE ACTION
Tom_in_Oz_: 
PLEASE INDULGE ME... 
BIG EARS AND DOPEY
#auspol 
#simpletone
hitinman: @Tom_in_Oz_  Dumb and Dummer
leewalton50: @Tom_in_Oz_  Nope a Dope!
patsarell: @SirThomasWynne where's grumpy and sleepy?
Nanso44: @SirThomasWynne Many friends turn off media when they hear his voice or see his face. Hockey …..sigh
huddite: @SirThomasWynne jeesuus that's creepy - neanderthal mouthbreather

EVERYDAY SEXISM
Tom_in_Oz_: 
EVERYDAY SEXISM ALIVE AND WELL IN OZ
#tonyabbott
#simpletone
fiona9000: @SirThomasWynne R women useful?Let's make a list of things they can do 1) make sandwich 2) fetch beer 3) clean 4) do laundry. That's about it
auntyfudge: @fiona9000 @SirThomasWynne Hellooooo? What about the ironing?
fiona9000: @auntyfudge @SirThomasWynne hahaha that just tickles my fancy!!!

TONY ABBOTT IS SO DUMB! 
HOW DUMB?
Tom_in_Oz_:
TONY ABBOTT IS SO DUMB!
HOW DUMB?
#auspol 
#simpletone

MURDOCH MEDIA
Tom_in_Oz_: 
THE MURDOCH MEDIA BURIED THIS GAFFE
#auspol 
#simpletone

THE BIGGEST LOSER
Tom_in_Oz_:
TONY ABBOTT - A BIT OF A LOSS!
#auspol
#TonyAbbott

albsie: @Tom_in_Oz_ you make my day!



THE BLAME GAME
Tom_in_Oz_: 
HAHAHAHA - Tony Abbott talks local politics during World Economic Forum 
#auspol 
#simpletone
terra155: @Tom_in_Oz_ @SirThomasWynne priceless :)
3wombats: @Tom_in_Oz_ Retweeted that ripper already ;-)
auntyfudge: @Tom_in_Oz_  poor old Mum, she couldn't know what a callous monster her baby would turn into.
lynnemillie: @Tom_in_Oz_ Yep, that's funny :-))
maureen_walton: @SirThomasWynne Honestly that is so funny can not stop laughing..

wendyj19454: @SirThomasWynne he's really an oxygen thief

idealist08: @SirThomasWynne so true!
prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne Abbot somehow trying to portray himself as a political crucified "Christ". He is just a very naughty inept boy
randlight: @SirThomasWynne That is clever
davidjcalleja: @SirThomasWynne Abbott - "Let's Do The Timewarp Again" is a Labor Party anthem because it says 'It's Just a Jump To the Left.'  "But in my Australia, it is a swing to the right that will be heard."
JohnnyBoysen: @SirThomasWynne No Class
albsie: @SirThomasWynne have sent it further afield, is just so good..
DeeEmmEss: @SirThomasWynne  Pssst, Tom ... it's Labor in ALP, not labour.
SirThomasWynne: @DeeEmmEss  pssss I know... But TONY doesn't.....
DeeEmmEss: @SirThomasWynne  Right!! Apologies. Tired. Missed the irony. Cheers!
SirThomasWynne: @DeeEmmEss sok
randlight: @SirThomasWynne @DeeEmmEss like that
erev323: @SirThomasWynne @randlight http://www.independentaustralia.net/politics/politics-display/abbotts-davos-disaster,6098 … TA's Davos-disaster inexplicably stupid are his advisers that bad?
bettsie2u: @Tom_in_Oz_ Mum wanted him to be Pope or PM..I wish he was Pope!
colleenhm: @Tom_in_Oz_ I say damn you Mum for going into Labour & producing phony Tony!
jackinbocks2025: @Tom_in_Oz_ Tony Abbott the standing joke of Australia.
lilstarshine1: @Tom_in_Oz_ so true so ridiculous lay inappropriate huge cringe factor but no surprise. Given what happens in brain mouth follows
Cobra1A: @Tom_in_Oz_ Neanderthal man ABBOTT you first class moron. Could you please f*ck OFF !! 
KoenjiEikaiwa: @Tom_in_Oz_ And your mother-in-law too then we would have both a pommie PM or his NZ wife.

WE HAVE PROOF
Tom_in_Oz_: 
PROOF 
PROOF 
PROOF 
ABBOTT PUTS HIS FOOT IN IT! 
#SIMPLETONE
badtastefatboy: @SirThomasWynne wonder if he knows the young lady washing his hoofs is probably 'an illegal' :-D
leftocentre: @badtastefatboy @SirThomasWynne It's OK to have slaves, no pay, bingo!
cooee_pet: @SirThomasWynne @leftocentre ...Maybe he is having brain surgery....

TONY ABBOTT HUNG OUT TO DRY
Tom_in_Oz_: 
TONY ABBOTT - HUNG OUT TO DRY! 
#auspol 
#simpletone
crispy_51: @SirThomasWynne Some kind of "small" man complex thing going on here?
leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne Draw and quarter time.
RoyanWg: @SirThomasWynne don't know about well hung but This Mongrel should be Hung
Nihilon45: @SirThomasWynne "Who turned the electric fence off?"


beezageeza: @SirThomasWynne Oh, look, it's a Scarecrow. # If I only had a brain #

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