Friday, February 07, 2014

DEMISE OF TONY ABBOTT No.5

LOVE STORY
SirThomasWynne:
TONY ABBOTT 
*NOT GAY* 
A LOVE STORY THAT HAS GONE HORRIBLY WRONG... 
#auspol
terra155: @SirThomasWynne they were made for each other, just very sad, they cannot be more, open and honest :)
WezKing: @SirThomasWynne Hahaha
leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne You give love a bad name'
davidjcalleja: @SirThomasWynne Party Animals personified.
boldfieldwa: @SirThomasWynne you RUNS together you FUNS together

SHOWERS WITH A CHANCE OF WHOPPERS
SirThomasWynne: 
Hahahaha - WOULD YOU LIKE TO RATE TONY ABBOTT'S LIES? 
#auspol 
#tonyabbott
NadiaZakir: @SirThomasWynne extreme is perfect..
iwantmynbn: @SirThomasWynne Just wait til they control the Senate too. Things will get passed and we won't be told by this "transparent govt" #auspol
sagunasws: @SirThomasWynne Abbott is not only an habitual liar he also lives a lie re his 18 month affair. 
sagunasws: @SirThomasWynne Even his election campaign was a lie, wheeling out wife & daughters during affair
sagunasws: @SirThomasWynne Since Abbott is an habitual liar the chances of him lying again are catastrophic
Bishop64: @SirThomasWynne you have to wonder what is wrong with him?
WezKing: @SirThomasWynne Or is that a scale to reflect how far inside Christopher Pyne's tongue can reach? #auspol
stevethompson49: @SirThomasWynne Can’t believe anyone could lie so blatantly, so knowingly, and keep straight face. Sense of Entitlement helps?
G_times: @SirThomasWynne  TIO, you are tireless :)
gypseycece: @SirThomasWynne seriously think that he has something wrong with him (mental) just saying..
RogerColclough1: @SirThomasWynne Catastrophic of course

BradSkid: @ChasCondouBlog Well if #HalfTermTony plans to say anything about the budget or working conditions..catastrophic

JohnPollock6: @ChasCondouBlog @markjs1 Extremely high.

angelmilo2: @ChasCondouBlog  wonder if he did a degree in it? Oh that's right, he joined the LNP

CLIMATE DENIER
SirThomasWynne: 
PRINCE CHARLES MEETS THE HEADLESS CHICKEN...
#auspol
#tonyabbott
GayCarBoys: @SirThomasWynne CLUCK!
chubbytrevor: @GayCarBoys  @SirThomasWynne  they will not be free range eggs
randlight: @SirThomasWynne like this one especially
prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne and then I'm going to continue to bury my head in the sand.
prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne U should hear Charles's description of ppl who destroy reefs. Something about yr head and where suppositories go
sagunasws: @SirThomasWynne How could any woman want to have an affair with a headless chicken??? @sagunasws
flyinemu: @sagunasws find the answer to that, and you will be able to stop violence against women, something Abbott has form for @SirThomasWynne
ThePinkLaptop: @SirThomasWynne How forced do the smiles look. Chuck would be thinkin about Camilla's tampax & Tones who knows
libliars: @SirThomasWynne I hope he washed his hand after that
boldfieldwa: @libliars @SirThomasWynne Chas looks very uncomfortable - cannot blame him

SMALL ERROR
SirThomasWynne:
*TONY ABBOTT*
...a small error...
#auspol
Valen_of_Minbar: @SirThomasWynne Sorry to inform U. You blocked out the wrong face!
ianw84: @SirThomasWynne Haaaaahahaha. That dumb schmuck. I'm Australian; I count; like this: LNP 47%, ALP 53% TPP.
slacoo7: @SirThomasWynne I can see the mistake the sign abbotts holding was meant to be a u instead of an a
WezKing: @SirThomasWynne I agree! Abott is both a "can't" AND a "count". Oh wait, no, I'm saying that wrong, aren't I... #auspol
Joffre2000: @SirThomasWynne We have the Pretend Admiral, the General and both taking orders from a junior Officer, Major Disaster
SirThomasWynne: @Joffre2000 don't forget we have 1 ABBOTT and 2 BISHOPS in parliament as well.....

ABBOTT VS THE ABC
SirThomasWynne:
TONY ABBOTT vs ABC
WHO DE WE BELIEVE AUSTRALIA
#auspol
sagunasws: @SirThomasWynne We believe the ABC!!!!! @sagunasws
calsaff: @SirThomasWynne  Just met you sir Thomas and I really like you already. Laughter really helps with this mob.
dream_tansy: @SirThomasWynne  Eye bleach, please.
G_times: @Tom_in_Oz_  are they.... man boobs?
Tom_in_Oz_ : @G_times yes one big man boob and two little ones x
G_times: @Tom_in_Oz_ ah god lmao
lynnemillie: @SirThomasWynne Wish you could have asked question in a diff way - my eyes!

PANTOMIME: GUESS WHO PLAYS THE HORSES ARSE?
SirThomasWynne: 
TONY ABBOTT THE PANTOMIME
*HE'S BEHIND YOU*
#auspol
#simpletone
macuser2323: @SirThomasWynne  The stench would be appalling.
leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne From "The Sound Of Bullshit"
sagunasws: @SirThomasWynne Tony is a misdirected, misanthropic, misogynistic LIAR of the first order. @sagunasws
randlight: @sagunasws @SirThomasWynne And that is me just warming up :grin: good on you
GoTheGrey: @SirThomasWynne Nice work. I have a feeling Tone's going to be saying this a lot or reduce it to a three word slogan!
martiontwit: @SirThomasWynne MadMonk Abbott is a Liar Liar Liar

MURDOCH AND HIS NOBODIES
SirThomasWynne:
*MURDOCH*
RESPONSIBLE FOR GIVING COMPLETE NOBODIES 15 MINS OF FAME . . . 
#auspol
Bishop64: @sheree_drylie true true :)
randlight: @SirThomasWynne Hope that 15 minutes won't last too long
flyinemu: @SirThomasWynne the question is Tom, 1 or 15 royal commissions?
JohnPollock6: @SirThomasWynne Ah..if ..um (Tony)
SemiConscious76: @SirThomasWynne ummm arrr....
interUNFAO: @SirThomasWynne very funny! Perfect match!
prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne Abbott is like the captain of the #exxonvaldez. 15 minutes of fame, when "drunk" at the wheel, and 15 years of cleaning up
ActNowOnCC: @SirThomasWynne 2 peas in a pod? People do not listen to or read Murdoch media, you are being conned.
davidbewart: @SirThomasWynne  bestest one today
MicheleS_Aus: @SirThomasWynne  Shamefully, some of them currently inhabit the front bench in our federal parliament.
#auspol
piesnchess: @SirThomasWynne @flyinemu , the thought of this boofhead bogan party in Senate is very scary, isnt this the dickhead who throws roo poop?
terra155: @SirThomasWynne great ambassadors for our beautifully intelligent, progressive country :(((((

Justpeachijo: @Tom_in_Oz_ you forgot that he is an expert on “WOMEN!’ #auspol

hateabbott: @Justpeachijo @Tom_in_Oz_ Can't imagine women manage without his goodwill and generosity. If he was to read this the would pat his own back.

THE SUPPOSITORY HE HAD TO HAVE
SirThomasWynne:
Hahahaha - WHY DOES TONY ABBOTT ACT SO DUMB??
#auspol
#tonyabbott
flyinemu: @SirThomasWynne um, that's a hard one Tom, could it be that he simply JUST DUMB?
Zaria57: @SirThomasWynne Haha..Ur best yet!
Phillippring: @SirThomasWynne Because he is soooo dumb!
randlight: @SirThomasWynne I would have said because he is!!!!
prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne I wish #abbott would take the #harpomarx understanding of the word #dumb, by never speaking in public
boldfieldwa: @SirThomasWynne  "Shit Happens" particularly if u have an adequate suppository (of wisdom)
ThePinkLaptop: @boldfieldwa @SirThomasWynne @randlight The first plan that's actually on track. It's working wonderfully
libliars: @SirThomasWynne  it's no act
leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne Act???
Volvo_of_doom: @SirThomasWynne Everything he knows came to him via Rupert Murdoch's backside....
davidjcalleja: @Volvo_of_doom @SirThomasWynne The industry refers to it as "Whoredband".
AnnPayer: @Volvo_of_doom @SirThomasWynne Well as he famously/infamously stated: No 1 person can be the SUPPOSITORY of all knowledge!
peterfra: @SirThomasWynne  He's not acting.
iDGiam: @SirThomasWynne Abbott is an ankle, he 3ft lower than an arsehole
DrHugoZHakenbus: @SirThomasWynne It's not a fucking act. Mind you, he would be accepted as a starter if he could recite the other 13 letters of the alphabet!
GayCarBoys: @ChasCondouFans FOLKS ARR DUMB WHERE I COME FROM...

SHORT Q&A

SirThomasWynne:
*ATTENTION*
*ATTENTION*
Q&A with Tony Abbott
#auspol


randlight: @SirThomasWynne sure does

stovies40: Lol @SirThomasWynne @randlight So instant you don't even have to add a single precious drop of water folks!

chubbytrevor: @SirThomasWynne instantly dislikeable

woolkebb: @SirThomasWynne  is this a #trickquestion? #auspol

prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne As Abbott has done with the Navy, refugees and the ABC, there's no point in giving him #thebenefitofthedoubt

057_papa: @SirThomasWynne I hated this bastard from the time he popped his ugly mug up. Mysogonist, narcissistic arsehole. All this and I just woke up

imattah21: @ChasCondouFans love the Abbott tweets!☺

KieraGorden: Tony Abbott meme of the week! LOL #AusPol via @tom_in_oz_ pic.twitter.com/HLYUpNePtP

linmitdan: @KieraGorden @Tom_in_Oz_ One of the funniest *joy*

trekster63: "@KieraGorden: Tony Abbott meme of the week! LOL #AusPol via @tom_in_oz_ pic.twitter.com/xnLGI1y7dU" #MarchInMarch

THE SAGA CONTINUES
SirThomasWynne: 
*HEADLINE NEWS*
TONY ABBOTT MORE LIES...
THE SAGA CONTINUES
#auspol
forthleft: @ChasCondouFans I was wondering if there were any human beings left in the LNP. All we've seen are sneering thugs so far. Good on her!
ralphd2: @SirThomasWynne And not blinking an eyelid, you have to wonder how long the natives will leave him there #auspol
LennaLeprena: @SirThomasWynne media feigning shock horror at idiotboy being labelled lying con artist when K O'Brien extracted admission yrs ago!
ladywhitepeace1: @SirThomasWynne Why is the Media surprised to learn what General Public realised months ago & what many have known for years??
randlight: @ladywhitepeace1 @SirThomasWynne slow learners
SirThomasWynne: @randlight @ladywhitepeace1 ppl have short memories even shorter than the content of Abbott's budgie smugglers....
randlight: @SirThomasWynne @ladywhitepeace1 That is short then :grin:
Louisa_ElJustEl: @SirThomasWynne Not resigning? She's delusional of course - now she has labelled Murdoch's pet as a liar she will be targeted.
MarekRivers: @Louisa_ElJustEl @SirThomasWynne She will be better able to convert others from within. We should be encouraging her.
Louisa_ElJustEl: @MarekRivers @SirThomasWynne We can encourage her all we like, I'm saying TA won't forgive.
Bishop64: @SirThomasWynne I have said form the beginning something really really bad is going to come out about Abbott!
sstockbr: @ChasCondouFans  Go Charlie Pickering and #theprojecttv
Old_Matriarch: @SirThomasWynne - seen this? Abbott Govt elected on lies and deception.
Old_Matriarch: @SirThomasWynne our responsibility to hold MPs to account....Abbott does not have mandate for destruction
leafyflower1: @Old_Matriarch @SirThomasWynne  exactly that's why I WILL be at #MarchInMarch! We will not be complicite We have a voice!
GayCarBoys: abbott is full of shit, so shit will come out no doubt @SirThomasWynne
PPSmythe: @Tom_in_Oz_ @GayCarBoys The white-anting of @TonyAbbottMHR has begun. Perhaps it had already started before election?
GayCarBoys: @PPSmythe is any1 else surprised he made it to an election? i thought he'd have been knifed. @Tom_in_Oz_ @TonyAbbottMHR
PPSmythe: @GayCarBoys @Tom_in_Oz_ @TonyAbbottMHR I was surprised he won, but then it was a choice of "who do I hate more?".
GayCarBoys: @PPSmythe it was for many others too, but 20% decided not to choose and did not vote at all @Tom_in_Oz_ @TonyAbbottMHR
RogerColclough1: @GayCarBoys @PPSmythe @Tom_in_Oz_ @TonyAbbottMHR Abbott got leadership of the LNPP by 1 vote over Turnbull.
PPSmythe: @GayCarBoys @Tom_in_Oz_ @TonyAbbottMHR Haha, you mean from @TurnbullMalcolm? Hope he does & hope MT has the balls to step up & go for FTTP
Nanso44: @PPSmythe @GayCarBoys @Tom_in_Oz_ @TonyAbbottMHR @TurnbullMalcolm We need to talk about Malcolm. Jury still out for me.
leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne A fruit fly in the ointment!
Lyn_Col: @SirThomasWynne  If this had of been Julia Gillard it would be front page headlines for years
AnnPayer: @SirThomasWynne @sheree_drylie Maybe switching horses will enable you even more, Sharman, after all, mud sticks you know.
PomPomGrafix: @SirThomasWynne He didn't lie...he just deliberately misrepresented the truth. And he'll get away with because he's a bogan with a slogan.
flyinemu: @SirThomasWynne: Sharman Stone strong support from Coalition colleagues GO SHARMAN #auspol http://m.smh.com.au/federal-politics/workers-targeted-says-mp-20140204-31ziy.html
ROYALwithCHEEEZ: @SirThomasWynne @flyinemu Holy shit a LNP member who gives a shit about her area and the people who elected her after an election!
flyinemu: @ROYALwithCHEEEZlol yer if it wasn't so serous, it would be funny @SirThomasWynne

SAME OLD LINE
SirThomasWynne:
#REMEMBER
*TONY ABBOTT*
IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY A LONG LINE OF FAILURE
#auspol


terra155: @SirThomasWynne they really are hideous images, clowns destroying this beautiful country......:(
View conversation

davidbewart: @SirThomasWynne you do very good work sir

stovies40: Lol @SirThomasWynne one day we will have a barber shop quartet sing Fail, epic fail mega fail, end of the world fail in harmony

leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne Mad as a cut snake!

G_times: @SirThomasWynne I love this anti-Abbott club - what are we called again?

SirThomasWynne: @G_times those opposed

G_times: @SirThomasWynne All Those Opposed would give us ATO :))

sagunasws: @ChasCondouFans  2nd class honours at Oxford, dismissed from the Seminary, regarded as a 'nutter' in Keating's time

sagunasws: @ChasCondouFans Deemed to have poor judgement when he entered Politics, viewed by the Press gallery as the 'Mad Monk'

IN THE BROWN
SirThomasWynne: 
TONY ABBOTT IN "THE BROWN" AGAIN
UNDER FIRE FOR SPONSORSHIP DEAL
#auspol


prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne You'd think for 16 million dollars, Cadbury's should of asked to have there brand name tattooed on his forehead

narelleford: @prlloyd63  @SirThomasWynne Or somewhere else!

GayCarBoys: he will come to a sticky end. 1 wonders how sticky it will be. VERY bad methinks @SirThomasWynne

randlight: @SirThomasWynne BTW Where is #PMThing hiding this time I wonder

GalacticWomanAu: @SirThomasWynne Wonder who has shares in Amgen? Will they benefit from PBS deals under TPP? #auspol

herodfel: @SirThomasWynne @GalacticWomanAu @randlight I'm almost 99% sure he'd only eat Cadbury's white chocolate, on principle .. *_*

PomPomGrafix: @SirThomasWynne Ah, but foreign companies are our friends. Aussie companies? Meh, fuck em unless they sponsor the gimp and his bike rorts.

k4_kennedy: @SirThomasWynne Crook. Up to his neck in it.

badtastefatboy: @SirThomasWynne Being a Catholic Tones would live by the old adage "if you can't shoot for the pink, go for the BROWN!!" :-D

PUPPET
SirThomasWynne: 
PEOPLE SAY THAT TONY ABBOTT IS A PUPPET!
*They'd be right*
#auspol


randlight: @SirThomasWynne Another facelift

McHungryJack: @SirThomasWynne hahaha, that makes Bishop Lady Penelope

prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne He obviously wouldn't have the role of Brains

SirThomasWynne: @prlloyd63 no not at all....... Although the stuttering voice is similar.....!!!

leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne Abbrort Chainsaw Massacre!

prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne We need our own International Rescue, to save Abbott from being on the world stage

SirThomasWynne: @prlloyd63 ABBOTT needs to be taken down ASAP.......
Somebody.....
Anybody .........

prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne Perhaps like a tree in the Tasmanian wilderness - near the base, with a (political) axe, quickly and for everybody to see

PENALTY RATES
SirThomasWynne: 
*penalty rates*
HASN'T AUSTRALIA HAD THE BIGGEST PENALTY
OF ALL TIME WITH ABBOTT AS PM?


marielewsey: @SirThomasWynne sadly there is still a lot can't see it, & that's a worry

randlight: @marielewsey @SirThomasWynne That is correct unfortunately

sheree_drylie: @SirThomasWynne hahahaha you have outdone yourself today!

leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne Khe Sanh!

Jokeown: @leftocentre @SirThomasWynne surely we've suffered enough

phaticism: @SirThomasWynne Lays?

SirThomasWynne: @phaticism lies

phaticism: @SirThomasWynne I think they do lays in brothels, but I don't speak from actual experience, never having been to Bangkok

SirThomasWynne: @phaticism there are many lies in Bangkok brothels...including ladies that are really boys....

phaticism: @SirThomasWynne. Ah, hence the name, Bangkok!

057_papa: @SirThomasWynne gold Tom, and the pro said "HATE U LONG TIME TINY RABBIT" lol

ahhongah: @SirThomasWynne @Jackandstella You are definitely right in this count !! #auspol

PRE ELECTION PROMISES
SirThomasWynne: 
*BREAKING* 
TIME TO SEE THE ABBOTT GOVERNMENT'S SUCCESS RATE... 
#auspol
randlight: @SirThomasWynne love the bike about the era #PM lives in
GoTheGrey: @SirThomasWynne Classic!
SirThomasWynne: @GoTheGrey thanks mate x
GoTheGrey: @SirThomasWynne Great work as usual. Look forward to your tweets each day.
SirThomasWynne: @GoTheGrey ta, I make them by hand, ya know x
GoTheGrey: @SirThomasWynne I'm impressed and appreciative!

SOCHI WINTER OLYMPIC GAMES
SirThomasWynne:
...SOCHI...
Here's one of Putin and Abbott I prepared earlier...
leafyflower1: @SirThomasWynne hilarious!! Lmfao!! :) :)
harrypusspuss: @SirThomasWynne That's creepy. Abbott actually looks good as a female
GeorgeBludger: @sirthomaswynne cute couple
leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne They'll be dirty on the Mardi Gras 3am closing laws.
imattah21: @SirThomasWynne Love it!! You're so talented!!! Can I retweet yet?
SirThomasWynne: @imattah21 yep sure OK - x
sstockbr: @SirThomasWynne @SophiaMcGrane Don't ruin a fantastic song
ralphd2: @SirThomasWynne For gods sake, you need to put a warning on that
WezKing: @SirThomasWynne That's 2 butt-ugly Sheilas... LOL
colleenhm: @SirThomasWynne Yuk Tom, two horrid men!
BardMuse: @SirThomasWynne Abbott with make-up almost resembles Annie Lennox from The Eurythmics! LOL!
SirThomasWynne: @BardMuse  almost resembles a human too!
terra155: @SirThomasWynne makeup very appealing, especially on Antoinette.......which is a question in itself, perplexing ???
davidbewart: @SirThomasWynne you're good
SirThomasWynne: @davidbewart all I hope is that it makes people laugh for a second and then realise ABBOTT is the joke!

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