DEMISE OF TONY ABBOTT No.98

LOATHSOME

SirThomasWynne:

* TONY ABBOTT *

Little children know - they just know!!!!!!!

#worstPMever

spencerlot: @SirThomasWynne George gets it already :)

Dancingchick56: @SirThomasWynne Yes because he can feel his mother's body language.....creepy loathsome bastard.....

Scringler2: @Dancingchick56 @SirThomasWynne "Creepy, loathsome" ... are accurate words, in this context. Kids - and dogs - know.

Subdo2: @SirThomasWynne Tony's giving Kate his bedroom Eyes. Both William & Baby don't look impressed.

k4_kennedy: @SirThomasWynne @Subdo2 THAT FACE!!? WTF!! Looks like what he is, a slimy evil lying bastard! #auspol

sharkiemick: @SirThomasWynne: George says get that arse licker away from me

OVER ON MY CHARLIE CONDOU BLOG THE AUSTRALIAN PM CAUSES VIRAL REACTION IN UK

ChasCondouFans: @JohnnyVegasReal 

* OZ PM TONY ABBOTT * 

Little children know - they just know!!!!!!! 

#worstPMever

JohnnyVegasReal: RT @ChasCondouFans: @JohnnyVegasReal 

* OZ PM TONY ABBOTT * 

Little children know - they just know!!!!!!! 

#worstPMever 

pic.twitter.com/z1fYnefwDB

MandyLifeboats5: @ChasCondouFans @JohnnyVegasReal Prince George appears to be doing an impression of Prince Charles!

timomahony3: @ChasCondouFans @JohnnyVegasReal whats william looking at ?

ChasCondouFans: @timomahony3 @JohnnyVegasReal probably looking at Kate's hand and thinking of getting her some disinfectant

BrianHardaker: @ChasCondouFans Camoron must be up amongst worst

ChasCondouFans: @BrianHardaker ours beats yours

woolkebb: @ChasCondouFans @JohnnyVegasReal they do don't they

bkalincev: @woolkebb @SirThomasWynne @ChasCondouFans @JohnnyVegasReal Awesome! Great work!! (Cheers, applause)

ChrisHawkins13: @ChasCondouFans @JohnnyVegasReal Kathryn got Diana's ring, George is looking for his dodi?

THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE RETWEETED THE PICTURE IN THE FIRST HOUR AFTER THAT I GAVE UP KEEPING COUNT. LAST I LOOKED I HAD 12,000 RETWEETS.
                          

POLITICAL DEBRIS

SirThomasWynne:

* PHONEY ABBOTT * 

DEBRIS SPOTTED 

#worstPMever

monti862_andrea: @SirThomasWynne ... Another jellyfish ... The clown sickens me

niftynev63: @SirThomasWynne pmsfl gold brother aussie gold and fukn true

ShaughanA: @SirThomasWynne Yeah, but it cost him $12bln! Bloody junk that Canada rejected!

fiona9000: @SirThomasWynne @randlight Crash crash can’t see hv no vision!!!

GoTheGrey: @SirThomasWynne Looking for another distraction...

martiontwit: 'MadMonk'  F*ck wit liar #worstPMever #auspol

IntuitiveGal1: @SirThomasWynne Ha ha! Awesome! The meme is beautiful, too.

_sara_jade_: @IntuitiveGal1 @SirThomasWynne BRILLIANT !!!!!!! LOL

Master_Synaps: @SirThomasWynne @_sara_jade_ @IntuitiveGal1 Ummmm, When did #MonoTony have any credibility to lose?

amelinixon: @SirThomasWynne @_sara_jade_ @IntuitiveGal1 Hey Tony, it's in ICAC

cheryl_suzette: @SirThomasWynne Long, long gone.A special place in hell for him:)

ARTHURSLEA: @cheryl_suzette @SirThomasWynne I doubt if he would be welcome in hell

cheryl_suzette: @ARTHURSLEA @SirThomasWynne Could be right. He'd probably try to take over & put Satan out of a job & as Murdoch will already be there......

ARTHURSLEA: @cheryl_suzette @SirThomasWynne What marvelous insight you have Cheryl

G_times: @SirThomasWynne I got excited when I first read: PHONEY ABBOTT DEBRIS SPOTTED - but there ya go - it's a hard world

WE COULD BE TURNING LEMONS

INTO LEMON AID

SirThomasWynne:

#tonyABBOTT 

#lordLEMON 

We can't afford to look after regular Aussies but we can afford new aircraft... 

#LNPfail

niftynev63: @SirThomasWynne  nice portrait of a JSF and it's might and air superiority bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

PROMISES PROMISES

SirThomasWynne:

* TONY ABBOTT *

WILL DELIVER ON PRE-ELECTION PROMISE

#worstPMever

  

IntuitiveGal1: @SirThomasWynne Ha ha ha Making Tony look like the moron he is, once again!

SirThomasWynne: @IntuitiveGal1 it is my destiny x

IntuitiveGal1: @SirThomasWynne You've succeeded! x

SophiaMcGrane: @SirThomasWynne so what is the going rate for carbon tacks atm ;)

monti862_andrea: @SirThomasWynne @leftocentre ...every time I see it's face I want to throw swill at it...

cheryl_suzette: @SirThomasWynne Danger Morally Bankrupt PM at work!

mm_ssssshh: @SirThomasWynne Well, that explains the pain in my neck.

ShaughanA: @SirThomasWynne Tacks or Tacts

JaneReid5: @SirThomasWynne Abbott wants to remove Carbon Tax & give Big Business $2.55B to keep polluting http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/coalition8217s-emissions-reduction-fund-poses-more-questions-than-answers-20140424-zqz2s.html … #auspol

amruss1: @SirThomasWynne ahh, aha ha, ah ah a-ttacks. Carbon ah ah a-ttacks.

prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne #abbott trying to pass Hockey and himself as the pre election "double solution" for Australia

Tjurkurrpa: @prlloyd63 @SirThomasWynne did you say "double dissolution" for Australia? OMG Hockey & Abbott have finally done something right!

flyinemu: @SirThomasWynne there will be no action what so ever Palmer rejects both carbon & Abbott's fake action plan it's an LNP conspiracy #auspol

ricklevy67: @SirThomasWynne Abbotts LIES continued http://tasmaniantimes.com/index.php?/weblog/article/abbotts-great-big-carbon-tax-lies-part-1/

flyinemu: @ricklevy67 Its all one lie, the rest follow the same method of turning relevance into irrelevance #auspol @SirThomasWynne 

ASSUME THE POSITION

SirThomasWynne:

* TONY ABBOTT *

INSPIRING WORDS FOR PARTY FAITHFUL...!!!

#worstPMever

GoTheGrey: @SirThomasWynne Rinse and repeat... Too far?...

prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne aka the Murdoch position

cheryl_suzette: @SirThomasWynne Anal robots the lot of them:)

IntuitiveGal1: @SirThomasWynne LOL Excellent, Tom! Love the whole thing, especially Tony's picture and "big nobs."

randlight: @SirThomasWynne sure looks inspired doesn't Robb????

SirThomasWynne: @randlight makes me inspired to dislike everything LNP stand for

randlight: @SirThomasWynne Same here

SabThedurhamox: @SirThomasWynne is he miming cock sucking in this pic?

SirThomasWynne: @SabThedurhamox  he's keeping only the big nobs happy obv

AussiemacJ: @SabThedurhamox @SirThomasWynne must be a weaner if thats the case

SabThedurhamox: @AussiemacJ @SabThedurhamox @SirThomasWynne oh, you must mean Christopher Pyne

calsaff: @SirThomasWynne My goodness a GREEN tie; that photograph will be pulled from official records; hide it safely Sir Tom!

SirThomasWynne: @calsaff it's his sexy tie obv

calsaff: @SirThomasWynne It didn't work.

Master_Synaps: @SirThomasWynne Someone's having bad thoughts by the looks of that picture

niftynev63: @SirThomasWynne or sucking knobs since 1944

ROYALwithCHEEEZ: @SirThomasWynne nobs has a silent K....like the #LNP have silent backbenchers. #auspol

WhistonChris: @ROYALwithCHEEEZ @SirThomasWynne But they do have nobs (silent 'k' or not) #auspol

A PERFECT MATCH

SirThomasWynne:

* TONY ABBOTT *

IT'S ONE GIANT LEAP FOR AUSSIE KIND...

#worstPMever

nursereb: @SirThomasWynne yep!!!

SirThomasWynne: @nursereb k-a-b-o-o-m plz make it so xxxxx

nursereb: @SirThomasWynne lol!

GoTheGrey: @SirThomasWynne Run like you stole something...

xskinn: @GoTheGrey @SirThomasWynne I'm good at that lmao

MinhKular: @SirThomasWynne And he singled this out, training with Military - as 'highlight of being PM' what the ? Mad man in charge ! #auspol

WezKing: @SirThomasWynne "Anyone got a match...?" His face and his arse! #LNPfail #AusPol

ShaughanA: @SirThomasWynne One small Jump for Tony Abbott, "KABOOOOOM!!!!!" One major leap forward into the next Century for Australia!!!!

SirThomasWynne: @ShaughanA a return to 2014 would do me!

AussieAchmed: @ShaughanA @SirThomasWynne ONE giant leap back into the 20th century more like it.

prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne @randlight If only #abbott played drums in #spinaltap. He could spontaneously human combust without the need of a match.

hscleasby: @SirThomasWynne A MATCH - tony's face and joe's bum

SophiaMcGrane: @SirThomasWynne seriously! Abbott is a total FUKWIT! notcha harmless village idiot fukwit, a dangerous fukwit; geezuz!

SirThomasWynne: @SophiaMcGrane new hashtag #phuckwitony

SophiaMcGrane: @SirThomasWynne brilliant!

cheryl_suzette: @SirThomasWynne Explosion countdown 3...2...

100 YEARS OF ANZAC 

SIDELINED BY ABBOTT

SirThomasWynne: #shameABBOTTshame

ShaughanA: @SirThomasWynne Lest we forget the Fallen! Oh how quickly we'll forget Tony Abbott

SirThomasWynne: @ShaughanA who?

ShaughanA: @SirThomasWynne What? ;-)

MONK BUSINESS

SirThomasWynne: #phuckwiTONY re your cancelled bible studies - "Judge not, lest ye be judged; for with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged"

G_times: @SirThomasWynne & there's Ted Bundy: "I'm the most cold-blooded SOB you'll ever meet. I just liked to kill." more: http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/how-to-spot-a-psychopath-20140408-36aaf.html#ixzz2zrd33Tcs

atrueblueaussie: @SirThomasWynne Erosion little at a time 6$ here Health care card holders remove PBS Every Pensioner New Start Were not supposed to notice?

fiona9000: @SirThomasWynne I'm so fortunate I can fool people so easily, I have the power, I'm God!!!

ROYALS DEPARTING

SirThomasWynne: 

Tony ABBOTT

#phuckwiTONY 

Now the royals are leaving...Tony is looking for more distractions...

niftynev63: @SirThomasWynne @Darthspoog danger will Robinson danger lmfao

peterbayley: @SirThomasWynne Now he's a DickDangerHead

pandymonium01: @peterbayley @SirThomasWynne #Abbott sickens me.

GaryFallon2: @SirThomasWynne  Change the name of the Senate to the House of (the) Lord(s) and

MarekRivers: @GaryFallon2 @SirThomasWynne  Bring it on. When do I take my seat?

GaryFallon2: @MarekRivers @SirThomasWynne @edwardatport With a title like that, at the members bar.....

COMPLETELY MURDOCH FREE NEWS

AussieOskar: I am proud to be Australian

ms_lollyhollic: Wow. Leunig nails it

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SirThomasWynne:
#JOEshlockey
#worstTREASURERever
#worstGOVever


auntyfudge: @SirThomasWynne Why do we have to put up with this rubbish? I didn't vote for any of these destructive greedy fools.

SirThomasWynne: @auntyfudge because nobody is in the opposing team to stop them

auntyfudge: @SirThomasWynne There hardly IS an opposing team. I think we need to start over with new people, new system.

writtenword09: Green groups to wage legal war against Tony Abbott's pro-development agenda http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/apr/25/green-groups-to-wage-legal-war-against-tony-abbotts-pro-development-agenda … @SirThomasWynne

gobbledeegook: hi @SirThomasWynne what exactly is hockey lifting?

MarchAustralia: Volunteers needed: are you willing to help us out so that we are able to build the biggest #marchinaugust possible?

LovisoNRaY: Abbott shouted for 3 yrs that Australia was doomed under Julia Gillard & she couldn't be trusted…...plz hurry up 2016

markjs1: Three State & one Fed Lib MPs in the sights of the NSW ICAC enquiry (Operation Spicer) over next four wks.. Pass the pop-corn :-) #auspol

Abbott ally called as witness in new corruption inquiry

April 25, 2014

Sean Nicholls, Kate McClymont

SYDNEY MORNING HERALD

Tony Abbott and John Caputo in 2012.

A Liberal Party official linked to Prime Minister Tony Abbott and Premier Mike Baird will give evidence at the Independent Commission Against Corruption's inquiry into alleged illegal donations starting on Monday.

Embattled former mining magnate Nathan Tinkler and a man with alleged Mafia links are also among the figures who will appear.

John Caputo, a former mayor of Warringah, is a committee member of Mr Abbott's Warringah federal electorate conference and vice-president of Mr Baird's Manly state electoral conference.

Among his responsibilities are raising campaign funds for Mr Abbott and Mr Baird.

Mr Caputo, who is director of First National Real Estate in Dee Why, is due to give evidence on Tuesday, according to an initial witness list released by ICAC on Thursday night.

Asked the reason for his appearance, Mr Caputo said: ''I don't want to make any comment about that.''

The four-week inquiry, codenamed Operation Spicer, will examine allegations that former energy minister Chris Hartcher and two other state Liberal MPs, Chris Spence and Darren Webber ''corruptly solicited, received and concealed payments from various sources'' in return for favours.

In another potential headache for the federal Liberals, also giving evidence is Karen McNamara, the MP for federal seat of Dobell on the Central Coast.

During her preselection interview in 2012, Ms McNamara claimed to have raised as much as $100,000 as campaign manager for Mr Webber - the state MP for Wyong - before the 2011 state election.

But this was questioned at the time by Liberal state executive member Hollie Hughes, who had confirmed that official party receipts were far lower. Ms Hughes has also been called to give evidence.

As well, while not named as a witness in the inquiry's first week, Senator Arthur Sinodinos is expected to make a return visit to the ICAC witness box.

In the previous corruption inquiry he admitted that he did not inform senior Liberal ministers he was lobbying that he stood to make up to $20 million if they granted his water infrastructure company the deal he sought. Senator Sinodinos was a chairman of Australia Water Holdings before becoming a senator in 2011. He has temporarily stood aside from his position as federal Assistant Treasurer.

Former policeman Darren Jameson is also on the list. Mr Jameson was backed by Mr Hartcher to secure preselection in the federal seat of Robertson at the 2010 federal election.

Aaron Henry, a Liberal party member whom Mr Hartcher is hoping will succeed him in his seat of Terrigal, is also due in the witness box, along with Mr Hartcher's former adviser Charles Perrottet.

Mr Perrottet is the brother of newly-appointed NSW finance minister Dominic Perrottet.

At the very time Mr Tinkler's stable of horses were alleged to have gone without feed because his racing stud Patinack Farm could not pay suppliers, the former billionaire is understood to have channelled money into a secret slush fund run by Tim Koelma, a former aide to Mr Hartcher.

Also on the witness list is Pat Sergi, a Sydney property developer was named at the Woodward royal commission as being a principal in Robert Trimbole's Griffith drug syndicate. A decade ago Mr Sergi and two business associates lobbied Liberal politicians to prevent a Victorian Mafia figure being deported.

Six months after then immigration minister Amanda Vanstone overturned the man's deportation order, his relatives and associates donated at least $30,000 to the NSW Liberal Party. A subsequent police investigation found no wrong doing on Mrs Vanstone's part. The man is awaiting trial in Victoria for money laundering and drug importation.

Mr Sergi also enjoyed close ties to controversial former Labor identity Joe Tripodi who owned shares in Mr Sergi's development company which bought and sold government land.

Also on the witness list is wealth property developer Iwan Sunito, whose Crown Group was offered a $50 million half share in the company at the subject of the previous inquiry, Australia Water Holdings. for $50 million.

The Herald has previously revealed that the Obeid family bought a string of discounted apartments, including the penthouse, in Crown's residential development in Top Ryde. Labor powerbroker Eddie Obeid negotiated the purchase of the apartments with Mr Sunito.

Australia's asylum policies repeatedly criticised by UN officials at conference

UNHCR criticises boat turnbacks and Cambodia resettlement plan, and claims Australia is not cooperating with investigation

Paul Farrell

theguardian.com

23 April 2014

Asylum seekers being searched on arrival at Christmas Island in 2012

United Nations officials have repeatedly criticised Australia’s refugee policies at a regional conference in Indonesia.

The potential resettlement of refugees in Cambodia and policy of turning back boats were both singled out at the two-day conference in Jakarta.

The United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees (UNHCR) regional protection adviser, Tom Vargas, said that sending refugees to Cambodia was not a “durable” solution for refugees.

“A real solution is not to send them to a country that is still recovering from a horrible civil war that killed millions of its people … It’s not in the spirit of resettlement as far as I can tell,” Fairfax media reported him saying.

Another UNHCR official said the government had not been cooperating with its investigation into allegations that navy personnel burned the hands of asylum seekers.

UNHCR regional coordinator James Lynch said when the commission had requested information from Australia regarding the allegations, the Australian government responded: “We don’t need to do an investigation because we’ve done nothing wrong.”

The immigration minister, Scott Morrison, said of the allegations at the time that it was ''not for the government to disprove the negative, it's for those who have allegations to actually prove the positive''.

The ABC’s reporting of the claims drew sustained criticism from the federal government, and the prime minister, Tony Abbott, and the defence minister, David Johnston, strongly condemned the allegations.

A spokesman for Morrison’s office said: “After four months without a single successful people smuggling venture to Australia, and even longer since anyone has perished at sea on such ventures, the Coalition's strong border protection policies are clearly working.”

Royal fumble for Abbott

"MA'AM" as in ham, not "ma'am" like palm.

Prime Minister Tony Abbott did not take heed of the line made famous by the film The King's Speech when referring to Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, in Canberra on Thursday.

"Your grace and warmth, Ma'am, have been abundantly on display," Mr Abbott said in a nod to the duchess's efforts during her Australian visit.

While the slip might have left sticklers aghast, but it didn't seem to faze Kate.

In the 2010 film starring Australian Geoffrey Rush as King George VI's speech therapist, then Queen Elizabeth instructs Rush's character: "It's 'Your Majesty' the first time. After that, it's 'ma'am', as in 'ham'. Not 'ma'am', as in 'palm'".

Opposition Leader Bill Shorten followed protocol, referring to "her royal highness".