DEMISE OF TONY ABBOTT No.87

LIES AND LIES AND LIES

SirThomasWynne:
* TONY ABBOTT *
LIES....LIES....MORE LIES.....SO MANY LIES...
#worstPMever

JonJohnson_1: @SirThomasWynne Another great one. LOL I wouldn't even put him on the toilet roll. He belongs to the GARBAGE TIP!

justbadgrandpa: @SirThomasWynne @randlight its where he belongs in the shitter

IntuitiveGal1: @SirThomasWynne sickening, and too much like the Rep. government here. X

mm_ssssshh: @SirThomasWynne How long until the end of the roll? I want to see Joe Hockey cry like he did in 2007.

Dame_Spactakell: @mm_ssssshh @SirThomasWynne Hockey cried: mind you, it was when Rudd/Gillard A.S. policy discussed...FastForward ..How many chn in detention?

mm_ssssshh: @Dame_Spactakell He cried in the tally room when the LNP lost government. @SirThomasWynne

cheryl_suzette: @SirThomasWynne C.E.O. of "We Rob The Disadvantaged " To look after my rich mates. Always open for business :)

nanoview: @SirThomasWynne Where can you buy those, or are they free issue's

centerist1960: @SirThomasWynne I think my sphincter will get depressed looking at Sir Tory first thing of a morning and my poop will reject the shit too

pceebee23: @SirThomasWynne..no heavy lifting ..ooops... we get to do it all to save business doing any ..

flyinemu: @SirThomasWynne

The roll hanging on the wall 

should hang from his neck as he 

talks crap far from "the small room"

Tear & wipe

#auspol

btckr: @SirThomasWynne Get real! There was really no reason to believe him in the first place. Budget Emergency, but no cuts? !!

centerist1960: @btckr @SirThomasWynne  the govt gives parameters to treasury for it's IMF report and gets a political result,a budget emergency?

colleenhm: @SirThomasWynne Most fitting Tom! Oh Tom we were hoping Abbott would stay in AsIa,am sure Margie wished that too!

ShaughanA: @SirThomasWynne Oh someone please print that bog roll, it would be so therapeutic! Being able to treat Abbott the way he treats us!

unravelau: @SirThomasWynne  TA can not be trusted to tell us the truth about anything so I for one have stopped looking and listening.

marqoftheshire: @SirThomasWynne  The LNP are redefining political dishonesty. They've taken lying to a whole new level.

carolemorrissey: @SirThomasWynne I can't even get full time work in my 50's let alone my fucking 70's. These people are clueless.

MIKEBALLARD4: @carolemorrissey  @SirThomasWynne  The cunning bastards and b*tches just don't care about the well being of the workers.

prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne #abbott is the "dual flush" of LNP leaders - lies from both sides of his mouth.

jackinbocks2025: @SirThomasWynne  I'm still hanging out for the toilet rolls. I'm sure there'd be a buck in it.

STANDARDS

SirThomasWynne:
* TONY ABBOTT * 

TAKING OZ STANDARDS TO NEW LOWS...

#worstGOVever

 

ShaughanA: @SirThomasWynne Coz we have now become the first member of the fourth world, 3rd world countries are richer n smarter than us now! :-{

nana_says_what: @SirThomasWynne LMFAO!! Suddenly I feel ill- it's so sad.

JonJohnson_1: @SirThomasWynne Sad but true. These idiots have destroyed everything we hv - environment, jobs, innovations.. Oz will be a 3rd world country

cheryl_suzette: @SirThomasWynne Hehe, Both signs lead to "One Way" and Dead End :)

IntuitiveGal1: @SirThomasWynne Tony's hat, very appropriate..Except for that, sad.

Aitch_El: @SirThomasWynne That’s pretty patronising to developing nations.

ItsBouquet: @SirThomasWynne Yup... pic

spencerlot: @SirThomasWynne The hats suit them lol

ShaughanA: @SirThomasWynne  TONY: "Why is Joe smiling? I don't like it when he smiles! What's he up to? Must have his phone tapped!!!!!"

call_me_tomasso: Joh: fed the chooks. JWH: made chooks feel relaxed and comfortable. Abbott's LNP: scared them. @SirThomasWynne

centerist1960: @SirThomasWynne Melb. Uni's the only OZ uni to maintain its world ranking 4 others slipped& the 5th Monash dropping out off top 100,smart?

knobbyclubrush: @SirThomasWynne @virgotweet it's hilarious because this government will oversee massive unemployment, which hockey won't pay for.

colleenhm: @SirThomasWynne The rich can retire early with their fat incomes but the workers can work til they drop,seems fair...fleecing us!

fiona9000: @SirThomasWynne Pulling numbers from the thin air free maths tuition is available to Sloppy Joe!!!

whereeveryouR: @SirThomasWynne @Edzones Lowering the Tone with Joe Alias

retrosher: @SirThomasWynne Humanity is too selfish, greedy and stupid to take care of its own planet and ALL it's living entities.

JmarrMarr: @SirThomasWynne When they go down, as they will, I hope they enjoy the ride.

FOR THE THINKING PERSON

SirThomasWynne:

* TONY ABBOTT * 

A practical gift to all Aussies . . . print and take aim!

#worstPMever

niftynev63: @SirThomasWynne lmfao top one

justbadgrandpa: @SirThomasWynne can't wipe me freckle with a dart board

ShaughanA: @SirThomasWynne Printed, aiming for centre of forehead, thats how you kill ZOMBIES!!!!

piesnchess: @SirThomasWynne Send this ten pound POM prick back to his mother nation, the UK, where he can grovel to Liz and her mob.!!

Runciballs: @SirThomasWynne  I want a waterproof one for the thunderbox.

prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne Darts is a sport you can competitively play at work in your lunch break at 70.

WallabyRoad: @SirThomasWynne  I need one of these

Gatorau: @SirThomasWynne Pic saved. Now i needs me a printer. Darts anyone?

FLEECING AUSTRALIA

SirThomasWynne:

* TONY ABBOTT * 

THE LIBS FLEECING AUSTRALIA FOR THEIR RICH FRIENDS...

#worstGOVever

JonJohnson_1: @SirThomasWynne We detest Abbutt & clowns. They can't put wool over our eyes. Come the next election, we Promise to toss them out.

prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne #abbott's Aust: we don't ride off the sheeps back, but exploit, abuse and run it into the ground b4 it turns 70.

cheryl_suzette: @SirThomasWynne Baaaaaad politicians!

centerist1960: @SirThomasWynne Barnaby"I got caught by the sheila's mum when I lost me virginity 'Tony 'what she say? 'Barnaby 'baa baaa baaa'

Talaolp: @SirThomasWynne  love it

WELCOME TO LNP

SirThomasWynne:
* TONY ABBOTT *
WELCOME TO LNP LAND
#worstGOVever

IntuitiveGal1: @SirThomasWynne Ha,"Stuffed" is a very Australian word. Hope you make a meme today that makes serious fun of him. U do it so well!. FUNNY

Gatorau: @SirThomasWynne You forgot chopping down stuff.

BarbaraHFlowers: @SirThomasWynne He wants unfettered power, but not for the public good or a better society. It's all about us and them; goodies & baddies

TheTonester2: @Tom_in_Oz_ @SirThomasWynne Darth Abbott - The Real Mickey Mouse

ciele02: @SirThomasWynne apparently O/S economists predict if Tony & Joe keep going like this Aus will be 3rd world in 10 yrs 

SirThomasWynne: @ciele02 I believe it

ciele02: @SirThomasWynne so do I

ShaughanA: @SirThomasWynne TON YAB BO T TTT Tony Abbott Tony Abbott!He thinks he is the one for U n Me! Tony Abbott,we hope he's overthrown by the LNP

arennie44: @SirThomasWynne Do we really need more stuff 

JonJohnson_1: @SirThomasWynne LNP reducing our beloved Oz to @stuffland - We are fighting back. Those Mickey Mouse policies also affect your descendants!

WezKing: @SirThomasWynne

Welcome to Doucheville.

Pop: 33

jackinbocks2025: @SirThomasWynne LNP land. (LumpyNumPie land) where inhumanity rules, and fools from private schools govern.

chavron55: @SirThomasWynne @cheryl_suzette Our bank in adelaide no longer belongs to us either it belongs to sydney. Santos sign now sydney

HOPEFULLY NOT PERMANENT

SirThomasWynne:
* TONY ABBOTT *
WHICH TWIN HAS THE TONY?
#worstPMever


prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne The twins are hoping it will be, one perm Tony

Gary150iq: @SirThomasWynne  We'll Done!!!!

ShaughanA: @SirThomasWynne The Twin on the Left!

IntuitiveGal1: @SirThomasWynne Ha ha ha...Tom, that meme is brilliant and gorgeous. (I love pink). :-)

SirThomasWynne: @IntuitiveGal1 ta..... Big hugs x

IntuitiveGal1: @SirThomasWynne Oh, thanks! You made me smile xx

SirThomasWynne: @IntuitiveGal1 they discontinued the Toni brand home perm kits years ago but hey I still remember the ads on TV

IntuitiveGal1: @SirThomasWynne LOL. That's so funny!

interUNFAO: @SirThomasWynne  is this suitable for pubic consumption? Is a red head really a red head?

AnneMcLean4: @interUNFAO @SirThomasWynne hey I am a red head - so your point dearest one

SirThomasWynne: @AnneMcLean4 @interUNFAO red head matches....Tasmanian forest will be turned into these soon

AnneMcLean4: @SirThomasWynne @interUNFAO  not on my land

cheryl_suzette: @SirThomasWynne Hehe, don't know but I can't wait to give him the Permanent Wave.:)

YossaGiggis: @SirThomasWynne Don't worry. Tony's not permanent.

WILL YOU STILL NEED ME?

WILL YOU STILL FEED ME?

SirThomasWynne: SOOOO looking forward to the day when 70 year old policeman have to chase crooks & 70 year old teachers break-up fights in the playground!

borislav_TU: @SirThomasWynne Imagine 70 year old tradesmen lifting heavy ladders and crawling up in rooves or under houses. Hernias and heart attacks !

TooTiredToo: @SirThomasWynne I'd like to know who is going to hire us at 70 given so many finding it hard to get employment at 55

SirThomasWynne: @TooTiredToo JOE/TONE are lying creeps!

drobwlldiad: @TooTiredToo @SirThomasWynne nobody loves us older ppl, we are not wanted :(

borislav_TU: @TooTiredToo @SirThomasWynne At that age many are having to contend with the reality of chronic illness, cancer, or caring for loved ones !

justbadgrandpa: @drobwlldiad @SirThomasWynne @TooTiredToo joe loves us I think mmm

drobwlldiad: @justbadgrandpa @SirThomasWynne @TooTiredToo yes he loves the over 65s so much he wants them to stay in work, he'd miss them

AIRPORT WESTERN SYDNEY

SirThomasWynne:

* TONY ABBOTT *

Tony puts Sydney airport back on agenda to distract the press again...

#worstPMever

Owzatmate: @SirThomasWynne @ Well noticed

MartinPribble: @SirThomasWynne  #worstPMever

AnneMcLean4: @SirThomasWynne It is that bloody bottle of 3000 buck wine

krONik: You should have tilted it then you could have had Tony Abbott pushing sh*t up hill hehe @SirThomasWynne

IntuitiveGal1: @SirThomasWynne HA HA HA! I almost spit my dental floss out...This is hysterical. You must have done some serious work on Tony here!

SirThomasWynne: @IntuitiveGal1 I'd like to take a hammer to him and beat him into shape .... Body work!

IntuitiveGal1: @SirThomasWynne LOL...Love your sense of humour. xx

slsandpet: @SirThomasWynne He's aeroplane obsessed right now

gobbledeegook: @SirThomasWynne this could be an outcome :)

flyinemu: @SirThomasWynne 1 month before Abbott's budget he FAKE's a new airport during his fake BUDGET EMERGENCY Abbott's fake #auspol

JimDennis6: @SirThomasWynne The artful dodger.

Nanso44: @SirThomasWynne All headlines....no substance.

SirThomasWynne: Tony ABBOTT is going really bald....and he's also flogging an airport. Is there a joke here?

WezKing: @SirThomasWynne You KNOW there is. However, many of my followers are ladies (until their behaviour proves otherwise) so can't say it aloud.

SirThomasWynne: @WezKing haha

mm_ssssshh: @SirThomasWynne I'm sure the gentle hum of a breeze across his bald patch with provide a clue.

ADDITIONALS

gobbledeegook: @SirThomasWynne some quick artistic flavour

TerenceBright: @SirThomasWynne Abbott plans cuts to #ABC

kinabalu1955: @SirThomasWynne @JoeHockey 

Some people say 

a lie's a lie 

But I say why 

Why deny the obvious child? 

IMYYRU: @SirThomasWynne During the election he was a very PROMISING man. He said the buck stopped with him, must be very rich


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outandabout12:  no #eclipse here too much rain #Sydney

3canary: Now departing from gate 3 flight MH370

geeksrulz: The Stunt Pilot and his sidekick have everything under control Australia. Nothing to worry about. #auspol #OMG

geeksrulz: This is the Stunt Pilot speaking: I always try to keep the numbers of landings equal to number of take-offs

otiose94: #Auspol #Corruption, #ICAC Beatifies - Saint $inodino$ by @moir_alan ©  #TheDrum,

otiose94: #Auspol #abbott, Abe thinks WTF via @BlindFreddy1 #TheDrum,

farrm51: PM Abbott's mate Jackie Kelly oppose Badgerys decision.

sheree_drylie: The @dailytelegraph gets is right for a change #WorkTillYouDrop #OneTermTony #auspol #ClassWarfare

ABCNews23: TONY ABBOTT: ABC reprogramming as simple as ABC. #auspol

otiose94: #Auspol 

gobbledeegook: hi @SirThomasWynne hic!!

otiose94: #Auspol 

TheAviator1992: Shocking news about Australia's budget from the IMF! #AusPol

otiose94: #Auspol 

otiose94: #Auspol 

MGliksmanMDPhD: Treasurer Eleventy says "if someone's got to pay, let it be the poor. After all, there's so many of them" #auspol

otiose94: #Auspol 

JoeHockeyRants: Lucky for some Daddy left some assets. Ch10 share price today 26c. #auspol http://quotes.wsj.com/AU/TEN

Wraithaz: Coalition plan to raise retirement age to 70; irrational, immoral & harshest globally: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retirement_age … #auspol

otiose94: #Auspol #ClimateChange, Deniers Dirty Dozen via @crikey_news  #TheDrum,

PommyTikka: This is a reasonable question to put to @JoeHockey #auspol

otiose94: #Auspol 

chrismurphys: Do we have a Government stole power by lying? In the interests of Mr Murdoch set to ruin treasured ABC. #auspol


SenCarolBrown: Tell Tony Abbott that the NDIS must be rolled out - on time, in full, as promised. http://www.alp.org.au/ndis #auspol


PeterFosterALP: According to @JoeHockey we "all need to do the heavy lifting". Isn't that right Joe? #auspol #BrokenPromises

otiose94: #Auspol 

LycraJedi: @SirThomasWynne :-)

pepiermargot: @LycraJedi: @SirThomasWynne W/every lie his nose will 'Pinocchio' every1 will b able 2c what a BIG dick he is

SirThomasWynne: @pepiermargot @LycraJedi you should have seen it before he started lying!

pepiermargot: @SirThomasWynne @LycraJedi No thanks but I get your point, micro ;)

boldfieldwa: @pepiermargot @LycraJedi @SirThomasWynne Pinocchio had more wood. ;-) . Tho' was not as thick. Which one became a real boy

IntuitiveGal1: @SirThomasWynne @LycraJedi LMAO! Thank you, Tom. I'm having a worse than usual day. I needed this. x

SirThomasWynne: @IntuitiveGal1 @LycraJedi not my meme but anything to give you a smile x

IntuitiveGal1: @SirThomasWynne @LycraJedi I saw that, but I didn't care. You're divine! x :-)