DEMISE OF TONY ABBOTT No.88

RIDDLE ME THIS

SirThomasWynne:

* TONY ABBOTT * 

RIDDLE ME THIS? 

#auspol 

#LibFail 

carla_dog: @SirThomasWynne I'd forgotten about Kony!!!!!!

nana_says_what: @SirThomasWynne ITS UNBELIEVABLE! Very REVOLTING

fiona9000: @SirThomasWynne Spineless and gutless dullard but exceptionally good liar!!!

THE ROYALS ARRIVE 

AND 

ROYALLY DISMISS ABBOTT

SirThomasWynne:

* TONY ABBOTT *

KATE AND WILLIAM [BUT NOT PRINCE GEORGE]

MEET PHONEY ABBOTT

 #worstPMever

prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne They side stepped #abbott - Will and Kate didn't want to give baby George nightmares

stovies40: @SirThomasWynne And the fact that he tries to sneak in a kiss

barnes1966: @stovies40 @SirThomasWynne @TonyAbbottMHR Sneaking in a kiss. #auspol pic.twitter.com/qkSx4coElA

LycraJedi: @SirThomasWynne hahahahahahha. Did Tone get his Knighthood

SirThomasWynne: @LycraJedi I think his manhood may have shrivelled #no #knighthood

barnes1966: @SirThomasWynne @LycraJedi @TonyAbbottMHR Shrivelled "manhood". #auspol pic.twitter.com/LU4fQgmgcz

IntuitiveGal1: @SirThomasWynne Ha ha ha! Perfect picture. He always looks blank, but people that are unable to think usually do. xx

DeeEmmEss: @SirThomasWynne Cant wait to see that footage.

SirThomasWynne: @DeeEmmEss Kate spent more time talking to everyone else other than Sir Tone Le Stoopid

RoyanWg: @SirThomasWynne And that's his Good Look!!!!

RichHazelton: @SirThomasWynne Maybe he did his lizard tongue thing. That'd make me run.

SteveFGriffin: @SirThomasWynne A fixed stare at the back of her head.

GoTheGrey: @stovies40 @SirThomasWynne Bottom lip first! Creepy...

prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne  I think all of the Royals would have liked to have given #abbott the flick pass

THE PIE BEFORE THE STORM

SirThomasWynne: 

* TONY ABBOTT * 

WHAT'S A PIE COST? 

#worstPMever

Eschertology: @SirThomasWynne @randlight old joke - " can you get me a wheelbarrow, a piece of string, and a picost" "What's a picost?" "about $3.50"

‏3wombats: @Eschertology @SirThomasWynne Dad is that you???

WhistonChris: @SirThomasWynne  ... or what a Grecian urn's !

cheryl_suzette: @SirThomasWynne Yep cos everything for him is free. Can't wait for the Humble Pie:)

ShaughanA: @SirThomasWynne Bet he knows what's in 'em, mmmm Pensioner Pies!

hscleasby: @SirThomasWynne I wonder how the garlio pie factory is going?

IntuitiveGal1: @SirThomasWynne LOL....That's another good one, Tom! Good timing, too. You do such a great job showing what an idiot he is! xx

geoffrey_payne: I knew they put sh*t in pies, now I know how @SirThomasWynne #worstPMever #Auspol

marielewsey: @SirThomasWynne Not wearing gloves, wouldn't eat anything his grubby fingers have touched

SirEleventySmeg: @SirThomasWynne  Half-baked Liberal Tip Royale. A meal fit for a Cabinet dog. " Pyne, Hockey, feeding time." #auspol

call_me_tomasso: But the condom hat seems to fit. @SirThomasWynne

AnnPayer: @SirThomasWynne @leftocentre He gets his pies free at every photo shoot!

THE BARRY BOMB LANDS ON ABBOTT

SirThomasWynne: The BARRY BOMB has exploded so who's next? TONY has a press conference...tainted explanation O'Farrell #innocently mislead ICAC

Dazr: @SirThomasWynne  Rabbott in the headlights.

AnneMcLean4: @Dazr @SirThomasWynne naah he will survive

randlight: @SirThomasWynne And hasn't he reacted badly

Dame_Spactakell: @SirThomasWynne Isn't it a pity that Australias PM does not have the integrity, morality & ethics of O'Farrell? @TonyAbbottMHR

fletche9: @SirThomasWynne @Tom_in_Oz_ Oh home on the Grange!

GayCarBoys: @SirThomasWynne dear oh dear oh dear there isnt an honest liberal amongst them http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/apr/16/barry-ofarrell-resigns-as-nsw-premier-after-thankyou-card-for-wine-emerges @SophiaMcGrane …

Subdo2: @SirThomasWynne @barnes1966 I say Tony has many bombs waiting 2 go off, 1 leading 2 himself. Newman took 5K a go 4 meeting people as Mayor.

pandymonium01: @SirThomasWynne #Abbott: "What'll I do??? The boss hasn't had time to think how to spin this!!"

blanketcrap: @SirThomasWynne Gasp!

FPsych: @SirThomasWynne  Bam! and the dirt is gone :)

OliviaIllyria: @SirThomasWynne He looks really upset and under pressure there. #schadenfreude

judyvw2: @SirThomasWynne  who are the look alike goons behind him

HenriMcAlister: Someone's lying. So who is most unreliable witness at #ICAC @Kate_McClymont @SirThomasWynne @barryofarrell

Susan39307640: @SirThomasWynne @edwardatport @davidbewart Shock of @barryofarrell resignation drained usual orange from TA/PM-things face. Lost composure 2

SirThomasWynne: Soooo many ABBOTT & O'FARRELL tweets in my timeline I'm surprised twitter isn't broken... HAHAHAHA #worstday4NLP

Dame_Spactakell: @SirThomasWynne Hate is a bit too close to love. I LOATHE Australia's PM @TonyAbbottMHR

COMPLETELY MURDOCH FREE NEWS

SBSNews: NSW Premier Barry O’Farrell has announced his resignation http://bit.ly/1mada7X #auspol #ICAC

CliveFPalmer: I see the #ICAC inquiry has claimed the scalp of @barryofarrell - will @theqldpremier be next? #auspol #polqld #nswpol @PalmerUtdParty

SirThomasWynne:
#abbott #fail #goofball #barrygate #lies #corruption
WHAT WE ARE MISSING IS THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM
#worstPMever

SirThomasWynne: @MikeCarlton01 Don't forget thank you note #barryBOMB

gobbledeegook: @SirThomasWynne something about biting bums

withtimferguson: BREAKING: Barry O'Farrell Walks Into A Bar 

PhillipAdams_1: fuck! NSW premiers have the shelf life of yoghurt.

Magdalena_Roze: The irony of resigning over a bottle of wine... #lockoutlaws #bof #icac

argumentalist: NSW is of course famous for its corrupt Rum Corps. Perhaps this coterie of #ICAC witnesses might be the #WineCorps?

HkarterKarter: Did Abbott's camp leak details of Grangegate to the media? Long enmity between Abbott & O'Farrell?

NickBryantNY: One of Australia's most powerful politicians resigns over a $3000 bottle of red wine http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/icac-hearing-barry-ofarrell-denies-knowledge-of-penfolds-grange-wine-gift-20140415-36pja.html … #auspol

davrosz: Barry O'Farrell still maintaining he can't remember getting the 1959 Penfolds. What is it with NSW Libs and their faulty recollections?

Turlow1: He lied about wine. He resigned. Simple as that? I DON'T THINK SO. Not by a long shot. #icac #auspol some sinister secrets being protected.

SBSNews: Listen: Barry O'Farrell not the first #ICAC scalp, academic says @stephanieando http://bit.ly/P4cyEK 

upbeatme: Abbott's glory drowned by a bottle of wine. How DELICIOUS #auspol

bernymcatlady: Today Abbott calls out reporter for using word corrupt, yet didn't intervene when Laming said Gillard was corrupt. http://media.theage.com.au/news/national-news/corrupt--mp-ejected-3758109.html …

randlight: Told All of a sudden the Lib talking heads on Sky don’t like the way the ICAC works. Surprise, surprise, surprise. and surprise again?

MichaelPascoe01: "@TheKouk: Renee Rivkin was sent to gaol making $2,664 from insider trading." But John Gay is allowed back to run the family companies.

Thefinnigans: The moment @TonyAbbottMHR lost control, gone feral & tried to bully a female journo for asking the corrupt Lib in NSW

2squig: @chrismurphys How long do ya reckon Sir Pository of Wisdom would last if we had a national #ICAC? #grangegate #auspol

AKBakota: Watch your tongue, Tony. You might just look incredibly dumb later. #auspol #icac #nswpol pic.twitter.com/xdPZOKH0Yz

geoffrey_payne: PM Abbotts response to the Senate in March about meeting Nick Di Girolamo via @latikambourke #Auspol #Springst https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BlTj_qpCUAA-rRt.png:large

ABCnewsIntern: This inquiry was supposed to destroy the ALP for a generation, but brought down the Coalition's best Premier. Royal Commission will be fun.

GeorgeBludger: Now crossing live to Tony Abbott who'll explain O'Farrell's "integrity & honour" #Auspol #Grange

otiose94: @GeorgeBludger into this?

bernymcatlady: @BernardKeane What about Abbott forgetting about his $100k slush fund? More than just a bottle of wine.

MinhKular: I want to see Abbott forced to answer some questions - honestly, about his own #RORTS #auspol Let's see his INTEGRITY

gerriDarcey: Well done media for the inspired and original use of the word "gate" at the end of a word associated with a scandal ...for the 557th time

craigjack36: So Gladys Berejiklian next MSM Premier ? Abbott wont like a Woman in his boys club #auspol

geeksrulz: The Prime Rorter of Australia has a message for those who break the law and rort the system. #Rortinggate #auspol

geeksrulz: The Original Wedding Rorters before it became a standard Liberal Party rort. #auspol #CrackDownOnCheatsNOW!

geeksrulz: Hide The Rorting! Family members free to rort as Abbott Truss Govt hides the records. http://bit.ly/1kcd12N #auspol

GCobber99: Abbott says claims of corruption in NSW Libs are a smear But would be all over the front pages if it were labor this PM is a loser should go

geeksrulz: The Tainted Votes of the Wedding Rorters. #auspol

geeksrulz: Pollie Pedal, where some of the best rentseeking deals are made. $16 Million for Mulitnational Cadbury #auspol #ICAC

FakeChrisPyne: Wow I hope they don't find Barry's notes to me. #auspol #nswpol

ianhaigh: Tomorrow’s headline: “Barry O’Farrell Turns up to Work Again After Forgetting he Resigned”

sortius: Today is a good day.

Kate_McClymont: Here is some crucial evidence which @barryofarrell gave yesterday. Note he should have made pec interest dec #icac

mkentwell: No tNOy, it isn't "Inadvertently and Innocently misleading", its Lying. #auspol #fattyobarrel

preston_f: Damn Inflation. #bof #auspol #grange

suelapp: The Fitzgerald Inquiry was blown open by a bottle of booze as well.

Turlow1: Could #icac please expedite appearance of Corporal Newman. #auspol

cowboypirate: Perks of being out of a job for Barry O'Farrell #grangegate #nswpol (@CiaraOriordan, @matt_levinson)

newscomauHQ: Out now, the O'Farrell 2014 vintage. Just buy it before 10pm http://bit.ly/1iWRmJ1

GeorgeBludger: Looks like a funeral “@TonyAbbottMHR: In W.Syd to announce infr. plan for jobs/better roads http://aus.pm/6jfy ”

DavidW2035: Abbott lost his shit when a "madam" reporter dared called lying to ICAC - corrupt. That is the last C in ICAC yes?! #ByeByeTony #auspol

EMILYsListAus: Abbott doesn't like being put on the spot by women, does he? MT @meldrummo His face says it all. #auspol #grangegate

MissBaileyWoof: Come on Twitter, someone must know who #madam journalist was, upsetting poor Tones?

chrismurphys: Get a reference from your mother, your dog or type it yourself but not from AbbottPM!..Sinodinos, O'Farrell, Fr Nestor....#auspol

ColouredView: Fatty O'Barrell rolled over a bottle of Grange! Well done Libs! These endless witchunts you so love can get out of control eh? #owngoal

ABCNews24: Fmr NSW Lib Leader @KerryChika tells #abcnews24 Mike Baird & Gladys Berejiklian are front runners to replace Barry O’Farrell #nswpol

danilic: RT @ReidParker_: Premier 43.0 #icac #NSWexPremierState

richardtuffin: Abbott really lost it during that last presser. Hate's it when he actually gets challenged by the media! #grangegate

OzEquitist: Wow, @TonyAbbottMHR attacks unions for corruption daily, then BULLIES "madam" reporter over Q re @barryofarrell & #NSWLibs. #NSWpol #AUSpol

atrueblueaussie: Barry is touted a good bloke for being a bad bloke and admitting it The wine is gone folk he won't whack it up now

CartwheelPrint: “@MarkRDuckett: Yes Barry - you know how bad it is... #auspol ” Many tweets are coming back to haunt...

ABCNews24: Outgoing NSW Premier @BarryOFarrell arrives at the #ICAC inquiry into Australian Water Holdings #nswpol #abcnews24

TimWattsMP: Tony Abbott claims Australia is in a 'budget emergency' before the election, then doubles the budget deficit after it 

Gatorau: @TimWattsMP @SirThomasWynne Budget deficit doubled for no good reason except to say that all Labor's fault. Nobody buying their bullshit.

FalzonLeo: @TimWattsMP @SirThomasWynne can someone please send him a bottle of Grange.