THE DEMISE OF TONY ABBOTT * ♛ * Sir Tone Lé Stoopid: DEMISE OF TONY ABBOTT No.96

NO JOY FOR AUSSIES

SirThomasWynne:

* TONY ABBOTT *

HANDS ON HIS JOYSTICK ALL DAY !!!!

#FAIL

#JERK

#FOOL

patrick45516481: @SirThomasWynne hahahahaha cough hahahahaha

randlight: @SirThomasWynne judging by his budgies I think you could be right

eternalstranger: @SirThomasWynne that's what the planes are ... compensation

mm_ssssshh: @SirThomasWynne We'll take 58 just like this one! Can he be test pilot too?

miamiaman: @SirThomasWynne & remember this plane doesn't fly yet tho sis a mock up he's sitting in. 2 turkeys together

leftocentre: @miamiaman @SirThomasWynne I'm sure I heard him ask the pilot if it was like a real cockpit. Bloke's a fuck knuckle deluxe.

miamiaman: @leftocentre @SirThomasWynne No sir the real 1 wld b 2 confusing 4 u this is the 1 we show 4th graders back home

leftocentre: @miamiaman @SirThomasWynne Bahahahahaha!

auntyfudge: @SirThomasWynne he is so happy

Dancingchick56: @SirThomasWynne He also has the smallest penis and the smallest brain....living proof that shoe size is a myth....

barnes1966: @Dancingchick56 @SirThomasWynne #auspol @TonyAbbottMHR take note of prev twt: this is what Australian women think of you.

ShaughanA: @SirThomasWynne wrap your hand around it Tony, ease back, ease forward back forward back forward thats it! Tony: Mission a CUMplished! :-)

SirThomasWynne: @ShaughanA or not in his case #wears a thimble for a condom

ShaughanA: @SirThomasWynne are you sure its not a syringe cap!

ROYALwithCHEEEZ: @SirThomasWynne Smart fighter jets....dumb government!

stunuts1948: @sirthomaswynne The Prime Minister for wet corrupt "sticky" hands.

verbalblackbelt: @SirThomasWynne he definitely ain't no top gun #auspol #truetony #fail #fool #tonyabbottfail #topgun

call_me_tomasso: If I hadn't seen the freakin' prick, I wouldn't believe he existed. What a fool/fail/tool. @SirThomasWynne

SophiaMcGrane: @SirThomasWynne geezuz this man is a tool.. this stunt is up there with Thatcher in a tank

SteveFGriffin: @SirThomasWynne @randlight "Is it automatic?" "Where's the clutch?" "Did I pass?" "Yes, I am not a tosser.. much" Eject now!

Caitlen2310: @SirThomasWynne I wish he had of been sitting in the ejector seat!

OldBalmainBoy: @SirThomasWynne @leftocentre look everybody,!! I've found the black box.#auspol

Kezhu76: @SirThomasWynne haha...love it!!

flyinemup: @SirThomasWynne he must figure that if his royal commissions against unions fail, he'll have his super hornets to fall back on #auspol

linmitdan: @SirThomasWynne and that's why it's called a cockpit folks!

prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne If Putin can do it, then so can I ....A poor mans version of Top Gun.

SirThomasWynne: @prlloyd63 erm, . . . . . . no gun

TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE

SirThomasWynne:

* TONY ABBOTT *

TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE !!!!!!

#worstGOVever

mm_ssssshh: @SirThomasWynne it shows up the red wine nice and clearly.

COMMISSION OF AUDIT

SirThomasWynne:

* TONY ABBOTT *

JOE TO HIGHLIGHT COMMISSION OF AUDIT CUTS TONIGHT

#worstGOVever

ShaughanA: @SirThomasWynne Don't say that Joe, now Tones will go looking for it! FFS another distraction!

Subdo2: @SirThomasWynne They R behaving like bully's controlling the Nations finances, cutting standards of living whilst financing useless Jets.

bamboozled3: @SirThomasWynne Hang did you say "Budget" figures? Shit, I thought you said "Budgie" figures. Jesus & I'd already cut the crutch outta that.

flyinemu: @SirThomasWynne Hockey says his working for the "WEs not MEs" but attacks the "WEs" leaving the "MEs" to prosper

TONY BUYS FLYING LEMONS

SirThomasWynne:

* TONY ABBOTT *

BUYS DODGY JETS AT WHAT COST?

#worstPMever

mm_ssssshh: @SirThomasWynne it gets worse every day.

GoTheGrey: @SirThomasWynne But, but Tone is Maverick and he feels the need, the need for speed. I wonder who plays Goose?

myknittingwool: @SirThomasWynne @leftocentre is there a link please

SirThomasWynne: @myknittingwool @leftocentre http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-04-23/australia-to-buy-58-more-joint-strike-fighters/5405236

call_me_tomasso: Be useful to send the sad rump of the LNP back to the Cretaceous, where they could feed dinosaurs @chubbytrevor @SirThomasWynne 12 TARDISSES

safzoro: @call_me_tomasso @SirThomasWynne Perhaps they'll work as subs?

chubbytrevor: @call_me_tomasso @SirThomasWynne Ihave heard they are about to order 12 TARDISSES

call_me_tomasso: Combat ready aircraft. Well, not actually ready. Not actually combat. Not actually aircraft. @SirThomasWynne

prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne #abbott "What would Canada know! They're a republic who have selected their own flag, can't get any decision right"

DrVarsovian: @SirThomasWynne @MartinPribble @Eschertology wish we rejected them-our gov. still wants to buy these turds that can't fly in our Arctic.

DavidJCalleja: @SirThomasWynne @vincentwight Tony Abbott, the Magnificent Man In His Flying Machine. #auspol

call_me_tomasso: Combat ready submarines. Well, not actually ready. Not actually combat. Not actually submarines. LNP hitech reform @safzoro @SirThomasWynne

DrVarsovian: @SirThomasWynne @MartinPribble @Eschertology @JakeFarrWharton would love to see a #worstPMever b/w #TonyAbbot and #StephenHarper

randlight: @SirThomasWynne and at whose cost amongst the needy?

irenenog: @SirThomasWynne @iDGiam @TonyAbbottMHR @JoeHockey making cars in aust buying these planes is paying a bribe to the US defence establishment

bamboozled3: @SirThomasWynne @ozipetezar So I wonder how many US jobs @TonyAbbottMHR has created with this stupid decision? #auspol

RichHazelton: @SirThomasWynne How in all conscience can they ask people 'to do the heavy lifting' & then waste $12Bil on jets we don't need? #auspol

irenenog: @SirThomasWynne @iDGiam @TonyAbbottMHR @JoeHockey the aust public they say theres a budget emergency they refused to help Holden stay

bamboozled3: @SirThomasWynne @ozipetezar If 4 pilot die in these shitoxes will there be a Royal Commission into their purchase?

irenenog: @SirThomasWynne @iDGiam this deal by @TonyAbbottMHR @JoeHockey spending 12 billion on war planes shows the contempt LNP have for the aust

CarmelNunan: @SirThomasWynne @iDGiam Well the US have to get rid of them somehow! LNP ensure Australians are seen as suckers.

thCard: @SirThomasWynne @TonyAbbottMHR = IDIOT!!

MikkelWho: @SirThomasWynne @randlight It's also not very manoeuvrable. They say it doesn't need it. Reminiscent of the badly designed F-4 in Viet war.

atrueblueaussie: @SirThomasWynne The things were classified too high tech for flying Couldnt get a refund Had to buy the set Oh great leader FoAbbott WHY?

stovies40: @ShaughanA @SirThomasWynne the placatory placebo for MH 370 you reckon?

StefRozitis: @SirThomasWynne @calsaff Thanks you answered a question I had. Epic fail as usual Abbott! #NotBuyingIt

GrafVonSpoog: @SirThomasWynne @randlight very dodgy jets....3 times the price of a Sukhoi and half as good........

ShaughanA: @SirThomasWynne It'll give Tones the chance to search for more pings when they fall out of the sky. Distractions Distractions Distractions!

Murdochfree: @xskinn @randlight @Subdo2 @SirThomasWynne What's all this war shit about, every bloody PM sees him/her self as Winston Churchill.

cscviews: @DavidKehoe10 @SirThomasWynne @randlight For a non existent threat, we can't afford to maintain a liveable pension or a decent health system

DavidKehoe10: @SirThomasWynne @randlight $12 billion if bought now but what price when we get them? Also price of software plus weapon systems?

randlight: @DavidKehoe10 @SirThomasWynne Exactly and didn't Canada reject them???

Dunhacking: @SirThomasWynne @randlight A dud PM thinks a dud jet is a good idea. Birds of a feather flock together.

xskinn: @Subdo2 @SirThomasWynne @randlight Yep bloody oath bang on.We send young ppl to war with shitty junk.Would TA go 2 war with pop guns.Nah

LuisOrdonez64: @SirThomasWynne @MartinPribble @Eschertology These things are a Fuckup from start to finish. http://www.ausairpower.net/jsf.html

Subdo2: @xskinn @SirThomasWynne @randlight What about the Black Hawk Helicopters that have crashed & killed defence personal ?

xskinn: @SirThomasWynne @randlight BLOODY LEMONS Just like Collins Sub,a million problems & Clunker everyone can here them coming

prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne There is nothing like a good "fly over" to bring joy to an unemployed car manufacturer worker

IntuitiveGal1: @SirThomasWynne All I can do is shake my head. I'm so disgusted with the country I'm in, I'm just speechless.

stovies40: @iDGiam @irenenog @SirThomasWynne @TonyAbbottMHR @JoeHockey Sure it is. Just don a crooked hat. #auspol

JonJohnson_1: @IntuitiveGal1 @SirThomasWynne I'm ashamed 2 be an Aussies, since Abbott & Clowns got it.They are going 2 spend $22bn or more on Defence!

IntuitiveGal1: @JonJohnson_1 @SirThomasWynne Congratulations, you're turning into America, only with nicer people and no guns.

DavidKehoe10: @cscviews @SirThomasWynne @randlight these aircraft are a delivery system; electronics, software and weapons systems are also very expensive

stovies40: .@IntuitiveGal1 @SirThomasWynne if we sought asylum elsewhere we'd get better treatment too #auspol

xskinn: @springhill10 @booboo397 @SirThomasWynne if my memory is right Collins Subs should've been ready 87million problems.Mega bucks cheers Ian

call_me_tomasso: Military have a joke JSF will be rescue vehicles for Collins (etc) Subs. True story. @safzoro @SirThomasWynne Perhaps they'll work as subs

ShaughanA: @stovies40 @SirThomasWynne Tones new matchbox toys!

iDGiam: @Subdo2 @CarmelNunan @SirThomasWynne we have the people, we have intelligence but we also have Abbott

JonJohnson_1: @IntuitiveGal1 @SirThomasWynne Mmm. Thanks for that. But we can assure you it's very devastating to most Aussies.

DeepPolitics: @DavidKehoe10 @SirThomasWynne @randlight Price always blows out. Look at Collins submarines. Will be 112 billion by the time its over

IntuitiveGal1: @JonJohnson_1 @SirThomasWynne I know it is. I wasn't making light of it. Australia was my second home for awhile. I feel horrible 4 you all.

jaraparilla: @DavidKehoe10 @DeepPolitics @SirThomasWynne @randlight and we don't even get full control of the computer systems! #ClientState

DavidKehoe10: @jaraparilla @DeepPolitics @SirThomasWynne @randlight just read about F111 saga... Happens again and again

Eschertology: @SirThomasWynne they only bought them because of Andrew Peacock

pepsee45: @SirThomasWynne @philYoung17 @IntuitiveGal1 Gotta keep US Military afloat some how. Oz always the Bunny

Winetosser: @SirThomasWynne @iDGiam the JSF is a lemon. The Chinese, Russians and anyone who buys their fighters will laugh us out of the skies.

mephistojones: @sirthomaswynne @idgiam @orbvious66 Obviously that is not up for 'the revue panel' 10 years and still no Delivery, #auspol

Robtrinity: @SirThomasWynne The delusion of being a 'world power' ala Johnny H's participation in 'The Coalition Of The Duped' continues...#WorstPMEver

visivoz: Q. Is there a 'success fee' $$ being paid to ??? for this massive purchase? pic.twitter.com/ENVjdVMXuM via @SirThomasWynne @calsaff

JustJen64: @visivoz @SirThomasWynne @calsaff consider this too ... won't be the Poor kid who gets blown out of the sky

LisaSimons13: @JustJen64 @SirThomasWynne @visivoz @calsaff the poor kids will be the front line men & women on the ground who get killed :(

cheryl_suzette: @SirThomasWynne Open for business, Australia one stop shop Reject Shop!

057_papa: @SirThomasWynne @flyinemu Canada rejected them because they were paper plans. Coming unglued. #Abbott does nothing without a Fuck up

flyinemu: @SirThomasWynne anyone know what a seasprite chopper is you should given the LNP blow closes to 500bill in there last term in office #auspol

ozipetezar: @SirThomasWynne Looks like Abbott's getting Australia ready for confrontation with Indonesia or China or both.

ShaughanA: @SirThomasWynne Aussie Strike Fighter's, the Jets Canada rejects!

more lies

SirThomasWynne:
* TONY ABBOTT *
LIES....LIES....MORE LIES.....
SO MANY LIES...
#worstPMever

Edgemonsta: @SirThomasWynne His Dad, who is over 70, stated that his family "waited a long time" for phony Tony to become PM. WTF?

lotzalozza: @Edgemonsta @SirThomasWynne It probably cost him a motza plus the Catholic Church fast tracking him into Oxford on a ? Dubious scholarship

jackinbocks2025: @SirThomasWynne This is a product I've been advocating for years. You would make killing at the next March in Mayhem.

CARBON COPY

SirThomasWynne:
* TONY ABBOTT *

A CARBON COPY....!!!

#worstGOVever

COMPLETELY MURDOCH FREE NEWS

BernardKeane: Cripes, it appears I missed another recent report savaging the JSF program, revealed in January http://reut.rs/1k4VR7A

CatherineKingMP: Despite every health expert advising against it, Tony Abbott is ending Medicare and introducing a GP Tax

Picketer: $3000 wine from a spiv = man of integrity $1.50 off hot chips = union under investigation https://twitter.com/picketer/status/458512439793815554 … (ICYMI)

MrDenmore: John Hewson blasts plan to make people work till 70 to get the pension when super tax breaks favour the wealthiest http://bit.ly/1k4tEhj

KiddCaptain: Save now, spend later: why co-payments for GP visits are a bad idea http://theconversation.com/save-now-spend-later-why-co-payments-for-gp-visits-are-a-bad-idea-25823 … via @ConversationEDU #lnpfail #auspol

gobbledeegook: hi @SirThomasWynne portfolio master dutton

davidbewart: Contact Abbott. Lucky it's not your arse

Perorationer: There is a whole lot of Putin in our PM mt @textureclash And that can't be good! @SirThomasWynne

Thought4rce: Howard Government wasted $1.1b on sea-sprite helicopters that never saw service. Abbott has now outdone that. #auspol #budgetemergency