DEMISE OF TONY ABBOTT No.101

PM VOWS TO COMB OVER 

A WIDER AREA

SirThomasWynne:

* BREAKING NEWS *

Hahahah - PM VOWS TO COMB OVER A WIDER AREA 

#worstPMever

maureen_walton: @SirThomasWynne  haha obviously T A really needs too.

randlight: @SirThomasWynne That is brilliant Tom

niftynev63: @SirThomasWynne pmsfl he needs to ring warnie lol

writtenword09: @SirThomasWynne lol

IntuitiveGal1: @SirThomasWynne HA HA HA! This is hilarious! I wish Tony could see you making him look like such a fucking loser. He probably couldn't tell

TerenceBright: @SirThomasWynne @SophiaMcGrane Yeah! Yeah!

prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne #abbott wishes he was Moses. Instead of parting his hair, parting the water and finding #mh370 himself

womanphenomenon: @SirThomasWynne  OMG....the ocean floor is thinning, balding.......... not much happening on that head!!!

Edzones: @SirThomasWynne never trust a man with a comb over ever ever ever

IMYYRU: @SirThomasWynne Tony Abbott's chronic confabulation syndrome at the stage where it causes him to pull his hair out.

ahhongah: @SirThomasWynne Ge He may search the Atlantic next then Arctic; may be the Black Sea to follow ...?!! #auspol

Bugle_News: I will look hair and there! @SirThomasWynne

spencerlot: @SirThomasWynne Lol!!

GoTheGrey: @SirThomasWynne A barren wasteland.

Zanukah: @SirThomasWynne - Seriously ? Was this maybe a Red Flag event - in light of the MicroProcessor Revelations ?

ShaughanA: @SirThomasWynne Comb the Desert! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtkK3eijBso

ElizabethJMars: @SirThomasWynne That top patch of hair looks suspiciously like a hair transplant job.

jackinbocks2025: @SirThomasWynne  I've a few years on the PM, but hair-wise he's had more worries. It's not easy to keep up the lying.

krONik: In six months Tony Abbott and his #LNPfail Tory Junta all look 15 years older @jackinbocks2025. #AUSpol @SirThomasWynne @ElizabethJMars

ElizabethJMars: @krONik @jackinbocks2025 @SirThomasWynne But hair transplants oh the vanity!

EnoTheWonderdog: @SirThomasWynne At least he'll have a part time job doing hair replacement ads when he quits politics for "family reasons"..

SirThomasWynne: @EnoTheWonderdog  hope not the company would go broke

‏3canary: @EnoTheWonderdog @SirThomasWynne @leftocentre That's what Howard had the long eyebrows for.

mm_ssssshh: @SirThomasWynne I wonder if it is an effect of stress?

SirThomasWynne: @mm_ssssshh he is looking more ruffled of late...forgot his light blue tie today...

mm_ssssshh: @SirThomasWynne His skeletons are probably rattling at the closet door.

Bubbbyboo: @SirThomasWynne which areas is he combing? Looks like some of his areas are bald.

JonJohnson_1: @SirThomasWynne Are we looking for MH 370, or Abbott's brain? Missing hair on Toxic Tone's head can be replaced. No hope 4 missing brain!

OliviaIllyria: @SirThomasWynne  is he such a moron that he has to look at his notes so closely? Wait, you don't need to answer.

PatchouliW: @SirThomasWynne It's all that bloody testosterone poisoning - it's finally doing in his hair.

spencerlot: @SirThomasWynne Lol!!

SirThomasWynne: I am buying Tony Abbott some gaffer tape ....after that MH370 conference the WORLD will know what a linguistic moron he is - FULL OF GAFFES

phaticism: @SirThomasWynne. Abbott relishes the dramatic moment without regard for the political consequences.

Spactakell: @SirThomasWynne The world press have published their opinions of Abbott....shaking their heads .....scratching their heads....WHY

SirThomasWynne: #Canberra ABBOTT just said "I won't want the world to know that Australia will shirk its responsibilities to find the plane" #tonguetied

suelynne12: @SirThomasWynne what about treating AS humanely.

SirThomasWynne: @suelynne12 he's a knucklehead....

AnnPayer: @SirThomasWynne So like G W Bush promising to restore chaos! How we laughed, those days are gone!

‏057_papa: @SirThomasWynne THE HAIR baaaahaaaaa I thought u meant MH370.

SirThomasWynne: Did you all notice....Tony's light blue tie was changed to dark blue....#empasis/sadnews

Gatorau: @SirThomasWynne It's kind of like Robin Williams thing - beard for dramatic roles and clean face for comedy

SirThomasWynne: #twoFOLD - hahaha - TONY's head is deflecting light beams as conference is progressing.... #bald

rochuck: @SirThomasWynne bit of red and scars around part area

CALLING OFF THE SEARCH

SirThomasWynne:

* BREAKING NEWS *

TONY ABBOTT IS ABOUT TO CALL OFF SEARCH

#worstPMever

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randlight: @SirThomasWynne Whoops the search back on #icac is warming up

comrade_stu: @sirthomaswynne spot on!

spencerlot: @SirThomasWynne Is that even possible?? Lol

demon_dave: @SirThomasWynne  and a heart

Dancingchick56: @SirThomasWynne Why start a search for a brain that does not exist???? Dropkick!!!

petenow: @SirThomasWynne abbott's brain atrophied years of bitterness bile and bullying have shrunk it to the size of a pea

SirThomasWynne: @petenow bullies don't have brains they run on instinct alone....

adyn888: @SirThomasWynne and they are wimps. Sounds like someone we know & didn't vote for 

jcalabra: @SirThomasWynne  another diversion tactic. SEE what is coming up next re Tony Baloney.This is too cruel for the families...

RichHazelton: @SirThomasWynne Another presser on #mh730 to distract from #ICAC. What's he going to do tomorrow?

SirThomasWynne: @RichHazelton run from media obv

RichHazelton: @SirThomasWynne Very adult of him.

MarekRivers: @RichHazelton @SirThomasWynne We might have some idea if just one journo at his ridiculous MH370 meeting asked a relevant question.

niftynev63: @SirThomasWynne the pings are fading lol

jcalabra: @SirThomasWynne no-one will EVER find that plane. Freescale Semiconductor Inc had too much riding on a patent.

jenhas10: @SirThomasWynne Good stuff Tom!

philYoung17: @SirThomasWynne I bet plane was carrying gold or some other cargo & has been hijacked!!!!

SophiaMcGrane: @SirThomasWynne nice work Sir Tom :)

SirThomasWynne: @SophiaMcGrane ta....just wish I could take a rest but Tony is not letting up #bastard

SophiaMcGrane: @SirThomasWynne #phukwitony is a heartless bastard :)

mm_ssssshh: @SirThomasWynne His empathy and self awareness would require a deeper search that'd he'd find uncomfortable.

SirThomasWynne: @mm_ssssshh creepy reptile of a man....eats flies when nobody's looking ya know!

mm_ssssshh: @SirThomasWynne of course he does! Eating huntsman spiders would be too helpful.

IntuitiveGal1: @SirThomasWynne Ha ha... Another really clever one! His brain probably never existed, so it can't be found.

SirThomasWynne: @IntuitiveGal1 this is correct....his one brain cell needs its battery replacing

IntuitiveGal1: @SirThomasWynne LOL....thanks for that laugh. x

Gatorau: @SirThomasWynne Just do it Tony. Don't call a bloody press conference to announce it. We don't need to see your ugly mug again.

judyvw2: @SirThomasWynne another failure. ffs resign moron

47Spitfire: @SirThomasWynne ONCE there were Leaders of wisdom, honour, integrity, compassion, people rejoiced. Now they weep

SIR POSITORY RIDES AGAIN

SirThomasWynne:

* TONY ABBOTT * 

Hahaha - Sir Pository Strikes Again 

#worstPMever

IntuitiveGal1: @SirThomasWynne LOL Tom, you're awesomely clever! And, as always, you made Tony look as moronic as he is, in an oh so funny way! x

JonJohnson_1: @SirThomasWynne Hahaha. He said: He would do anything to be a PM, except to bare his arse. IF ONLY HE KNEW, WHAT WE HV IN STORE FOR HIM. ;))

spencerlot: @SirThomasWynne Very clever :)

SirThomasWynne: @spencerlot I am always trying, very! X

spencerlot: @SirThomasWynne You do very well :)

Subdo2: @SirThomasWynne Coalition Audits & Inquiry R colonoscopies after the bowels evacuate. LOL #auspol Not covered by medicare.

ShaughanA: @SirThomasWynne LNP BRAND has been re-called, severely dangerous to humanity, Biological Hazard!

Gary150iq: @SirThomasWynne Sir Tony also known as Sir Galah Had......

WARM FUZZY STORIES

SirThomasWynne:

* TONY ABBOTT * 

ICAC may be investigating Tony soon (we hope)

#worstGOVever

bundiflop: @SirThomasWynne Saw Abbott giving a $100 donation to the salvos on TV today?? http://www.independentaustralia.net/politics/politics-display/tony-abbotts-dodgy-pollie-pedal-expense-claims,5402

writtenword09: @SirThomasWynne interesting developments at of #icac

writtenword09: @SirThomasWynne as a friend of mine says "listen to what they don't say"

DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS

SirThomasWynne:

* TONY ABBOTT & JOE HOCKEY * 

Hahaha - REMEMBER THAT MOVIE THEY MADE ABOUT THEM? 

#worstGOVever

LycraJedi: @SirThomasWynne love it

Gary150iq: @SirThomasWynne That's for sure!!!

GoTheGrey: @SirThomasWynne I remember Ruprecht. Abbott could play that role too.

SirThomasWynne: @GoTheGrey down to a tee

zakmckrakken: @GoTheGrey "Why is there a cork on his fork?"... "So he doesn't hurt himself. Or anyone else" @SirThomasWynne

phaticism: @SirThomasWynne Enough to make a psychopath cringe with fear.

AngeloRistevski: @SirThomasWynne If only they were funny...

prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne They could also star in an Aussie version of "Thelma and Louise" - driving Aust off the financial fiscal cliff.

ShaughanA: @SirThomasWynne That's where they'll retire and continue their work, Monte Carlo!

SHAME SHAME SHAME

martiontwit: Shameful Mad Monk Abbott has a lot to be afraid of His lies will come back to haunt him #auspol via @SirThomasWynne

CLIVE PALMER

SirThomasWynne: Watching Clive Palmer on abcnews24 am impressed.... VERY! Simple explanation of why LNP should be taken down #liars #budget

MarianSmedley: @SirThomasWynne Ah well Clive knows all about the inside goings on in the LNP. He was a beneficiary for many years remember.

SirThomasWynne: @MarianSmedley he's turned!

MarianSmedley: @SirThomasWynne  For the time being. It's called self-interest.

SirThomasWynne: @MarianSmedley  but unlike current political parties he has no record of corruption...wait and see....

MarianSmedley: @SirThomasWynne He most certainly has lots od "conflicts of interest" though.

WalterDixon2: @SirThomasWynne  He can say all the right things because he is just a talking head with no motive other than popularity.

COMPLETELY MURDOCH FREE NEWS

56TH TV WEEK LOGIES EDITION

gobbledeegook: hi @SirThomasWynne i'll make no apologies for this one #auspol #tonyabbot #worstPMever


057_papa: @SirThomasWynne @SophiaMcGrane you've got me working now Tom.


otiose94: #Auspol #JSF, #abbott is TopGit by @EthelYarwood

krONik: Th-th-th-that's all folks! #OneTermTony #AUSpol #insiders

JulianBurnside: LNP pays $4.3 million a year for trolls to abuse us on Twitter and stalk us on Facebook. Watch out for them; they are easy to spot.

SirThomasWynne: @JulianBurnside #had some already

ROYALwithCHEEEZ: @JulianBurnside @SirThomasWynne Jesus........ $4.3 million to whore your arse out to the #LNP? How many are upstanding #youngLNP

GaryFallon2: @ROYALwithCHEEEZ @JulianBurnside @SirThomasWynne Ha ha upstanding #youngLNP ! The perfect Oxymoron. Like honest NSW Liberal Party Officials

SirThomasWynne: @GaryFallon2 @ROYALwithCHEEEZ @JulianBurnside continuing the #oxymorons the Libs are responsible for bringing us NEGATIVE GROWTH x

writtenword09: Australian Debt Clock http://www.australiandebtclock.com.au/#.U10CR__Hlng.twitter … @SirThomasWynne

RichardHeyn: RT @writtenword09: Australian Debt Clock http://www.australiandebtclock.com.au/#.U10CR__Hlng.twitter … @SirThomasWynne - Debt is a spurious distraction in a growing economy

IMYYRU: @SirThomasWynne Once again your last blog post very well done. You encourage us see things from a different perspective.

SirThomasWynne: @IMYYRU ta x

xskinn: @SirThomasWynne Love ya knackers on the ball & accurate thank u cheers Ian

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withtimferguson: And the winner is..... The Internet! #Logies #media #auspol

SirThomasWynne: @withtimferguson what a terrible lack of respect with the In Memoriam segment

withtimferguson: @SirThomasWynne I didn't see it. Just a general TV vs Net comment.

davidbewart: @withtimferguson @SirThomasWynne i was watching fracking sbs

SirThomasWynne: @withtimferguson @davidbewart i couldn't voice my outrage as wife has fallen asleep on lap in front of TV....lol

pamelacurr: ASIO refuse to tell people or lawyers why they are designated a security threat but happy to leak to Herald Sun!

SirThomasWynne: @pamelacurr @iDGiam does ASIO have sponsorship via Murdoch? #nothingsurprisesme

iDGiam: @SirThomasWynne @pamelacurr me neither ;) I've got to a point where I don't know if I'm paranoid or extremely aware ;) or ;(

edumak8: Sir Pository Abbott & Sir Plus Hockey...LIE-beral Party #auspol 

gobbledeegook: hi @SirThomasWynne budget emergency reality #auspol #TonyAbbott

SirThomasWynne: Disney on Ice.....nothing to do with Walt being cryogenically preserved .... #disappointingTVtitle

4corners: Monday's #4Corners: It's been over two months since a deadly riot on #Manus Island and no-one's been charged. @geoff__thompson investigates.

SirThomasWynne: Watching my first ever Bolt Report got bucket on knee... Peter Costello just repeating Hockey lies

ItsBouquet: @SirThomasWynne Here you go (hands additional bucket)...you'll need more than one.

SirThomasWynne: @ItsBouquet  I went out in pouring rain to put car in garage just so I didn't watch Bolt....wife is still watching

StephenJonesMP: Joe Hockey caught fudging the figures on bulk billing to bolster his $6 GP Tax 

mm_ssssshh: That moment when, after pfaffing about in pyjamas about & about to crawl into bed you catch sight in the mirror with a full face of make up.

SirThomasWynne: @mm_ssssshh yeah happens all the time (not really) x

mm_ssssshh: @SirThomasWynne Ha! I had full trollop make up on. It didn't match with my nightie very well. Unless I'm going for the crazy old lady look.

SirThomasWynne: @mm_ssssshh meh it's a look ..... my wife swears by it x

riebeeck7: Direct action could fail even without Palmer United Party #climatechange http://zite.to/PIrPLG