THE DEMISE OF TONY ABBOTT * ♛ * Sir Tone Lé Stoopid: February 2014

DO YOU WANT LIES WITH THAT?

SirThomasWynne:

HEY KIDS ORDER YOUR COPY NOW . . .

TONY ABBOTT'S MEMOIRS

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pruwawn: @SirThomasWynne The lies are clearly seen and ignored by Liberal voters!

rgcgzg: @pruwawn @SirThomasWynne That is the bizarre thing. But hey that is the bad part of how society works

kohima44terry: @SirThomasWynne so Tony has been studying the Tories manifesto and policies to get some real good material

randlight: @SirThomasWynne another rort?

galekxy: @SirThomasWynne @randlight Why? Is he going somewhere? We live in hope. #auspol #WorstPMever

Graeme_Bowman: @SirThomasWynne @randlight He won't get time to complete them:)

AndrewMarshal18: @SirThomasWynne sounds about right!

IntuitiveGal1: @SirThomasWynne LOL How old is this guy? He looks frightfully young and dumb, and I doubt he's hung. This was really funny!

CybrarianPete: Foreword by Andrew Bolt @SirThomasWynne @IntuitiveGal1

sagunasws: @SirThomasWynne @sheree_drylie He'll need to get in early cos he won't last long. Oz heading for the recession Abbott "had to have"!!

FLAMING NORAH

SirThomasWynne:

*SHARING*

Haha - Tony Abbott would like to share his fire fighting techniques...

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Ed_co33: @SirThomasWynne - so that's why he says climate change is crap - he only has to wave his arms & all's well. Remarkable man.

TheTonester2: @Tom_in_Oz_ @SirThomasWynne If I was a fire I'd be roaring towards Abbott singing The Bloodhoung Gang's "The Roof Is On Fire" #auspol

JKRLMazur: @SirThomasWynne @_JoeBrown_ maybe he thinks he's a saint and is trying to summon a rainstorm. Or he's trying to shoo it away.

jxjs12: @SirThomasWynne Hehe. Love it. We have his idiot relatives as well

IntuitiveGal1: @SirThomasWynne HA HA HA! You should be making money on these things. Send them to Tony.

Jo_Barnes: @SirThomasWynne He really has a thing for orange doesn't he, musta been practicing stopping the boats and those refugee life rafts

boldfieldwa: @SirThomasWynne @leftocentre King Canute knew that nature is its own boss

ianbfarquhar: @SirThomasWynne I've always thought there was a bit of the King Canute about Abbott....Let's be fair on the real Canute. Evidence suggests his actions were ironic, designed to highlight the limits of his power. I see no evidence the egregious Abbott has that much insight into his own personal malignancy. He's a thug: nothing more.

WHAT ABOUT THE CHANGE MR ABBOTT?

SirThomasWynne:

*GET REAL TONY*

Mr ABBOTT some firefighter have a message...

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Jo_Barnes: @SirThomasWynne Im surprised he hasn't tried blaming #climatechange on Labour or the Greens that seems to be his overall policy in life :P

SophiaMcGrane: @SirThomasWynne WOOT!

IntuitiveGal1: @SirThomasWynne That's hilarious! You are good!

ROYALwithCHEEEZ: @SirThomasWynne Photoshop? U serious LMFAO

SirThomasWynne: @ROYALwithCHEEEZ ..... no! All real photos.

cooee_pet: LOVE your work!!! ...@SirThomasWynne you make my tweeting days.

SirThomasWynne: @cooee_pet ta ..... You must be sick of my be now though... X

cooee_pet: @SirThomasWynne ...not you but I'm sick of Tony Abbott and the rest of the ninkoms in his cabinet...#auspol #MarchInMarch

DCTU_tweets: @SirThomasWynne great slogan!

ordinarybloke: @SirThomasWynne Get real Tony? Tony doesn't know what "real" is! He lives in a world of his own.... say, on Mars.

ThePinkLaptop: @SirThomasWynne He certainly looks like he is enjoying his helmet and goggles

iDGiam: @SirThomasWynne Tony Abbott is Australia's answer to Russia's Vladimir Putin. A photo opportunist without substance

KNELLERJUNE: @SirThomasWynne sadly, he just doesn't 'get it'.

Bishop64: @SirThomasWynne oooo found something good in the dress up box did we Tones?

RobbiePHannan: @SirThomasWynne BAHAHAHAHA!

NEW TITLE FOR BOOK

SirThomasWynne:

*HEADLINE*

TRUTH IN ADVERTISING BOARD

SLAMS TONY ABBOTT'S BOOK

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Jo_Barnes: @SirThomasWynne Ha Ha Ha Ha

iDGiam: @SirThomasWynne I like it ;)

ladywhitepeace1: @SirThomasWynne Tony Abbott has written a book? you sure this is true? Let me know as I can't wait to see what he has to say

phaticism: @SirThomasWynne @leftocentre. TA exists solely for the sport of politics, not for serving the ppl of Aus.

THE QANTAS LIBERATION FRONT

SirThomasWynne:

TONY ABBOTT OUR WORST PM EVAH

HAS PLANS FOR QANTAS . . .

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RichHazelton: @SirThomasWynne Yes we need liberation from this terrible government.

davidjcalleja: @SirThomasWynne Which MP said Ansett's demise was "a bit of a blip?" Was Tiny (sorry, Tony) Abbott Workplace Relations Min.?

leftocentre: @davidjcalleja @SirThomasWynne Jackie Kelly??

davidjcalleja: @leftocentre @SirThomasWynne Little Johnny's rising star...

leftocentre: @davidjcalleja: @SirThomasWynne I think it was her.

flyinemu: @SirThomasWynne

Abbott compares Qantas to Holden.

Anything that's AUSTRALIAN made is what the LNP will destroy

#auspol

http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/business/a/21722865/pm-hardens-line-on-qantas/

prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne @flyinemu I suppose there is no chance of #abbott permanently relocating to Asia is there?

flyinemu: @prlloyd63 @SirThomasWynne if you want to start conflict with Asia,

OrBVIOUS66: @SirThomasWynne Didn't you know Abbott is the 'plan' man.

Stehlo_Gaming: @SirThomasWynne Question from the opposite side of the world... Is Abbott intent on destroying Australia?

MariaDuggan: @Stehlo_Gaming . Yes! Same story as in UK. The names are different but the ideology is the same! #Neoliberalism. It's bad for 99%

Stehlo_Gaming: @MariaDuggan I though Abbott was a radical conservative (despite the party name)

SquirblePip: @Stehlo_Gaming @SirThomasWynne @MariaDuggan No, but only because he won't stop there.

Gatorau: @SirThomasWynne @leftocentre Australia: Open for Sale to the Lowest Bidder

Shaboh1060: @SirThomasWynne yep. His plan is to gut the Australian economy because he can

UP UP AND AWAY

SirThomasWynne:

A FARE, GO! MR ABBOTT!

LEAVING ON A JET PLANE...

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prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne Peter, Paul and Mary are taking legal action against #abbott. Have suggested #anotheronebitesthedust to be more appropriate

aussieV8girl: @SirThomasWynne Stuff that, just put him back on his boat!

prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne #abbott has suggested if #qantas want to move to Asia, why fly when he can provide the boats

justbadgrandpa: @SirThomasWynne fair go it's not in the his book HOW TO RUN A COUNTRY

prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne #abbott has rewritten the #qantas theme song "I still call Australiaasia home"

janer98: @SirThomasWynne @leftocentre I'd much prefer it if he became The Man Who Never Returned

prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne #abbott "at least #qantas employees who have lost there jobs, can turn to #cadburys chocolates as a comfort"

prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne There is a hand up to farmers, but no handout to #qantas. Pauline asked #pleaseexplain, #abbott simply refuses to explain

BIG-EARS AND DOPEY

SirThomasWynne:

It's Big-Ears and Dopey

making Oz a M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E place to live!

#auspol

#HALFtermTONY