DEMISE OF TONY ABBOTT No.20

TONY ABBOTT TAKES AIM

SirThomasWynne:

*TONY ABBOTT vs ABC* 

THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET PERSONAL . . .

#auspol

davidbewar: @SirThomasWynne It just went live, crediting you, on my @RebelMouse http://rbl.ms/1bsHjr0 

JaneReid5: @SirThomasWynne Abbott wants to silence any reports not condoned by his propaganda machine, no dissent allowed.

prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne #abbott "I can't see anything". It's called removing the lens cover Tony

prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne I think you find it's the voters who have you in there sights Tony #OneTermTony

leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne A tool with a weapon

fiona9000: @ChasCondouFans Watch out, watch out, 

Baddie Abbott, 

You're going to miss your shot if ABC gets a flick 

You will be voted out with a kick!!!

057_papa: @SirThomasWynne hope the ABC have a bullet proof vest on lol

pepiermargot: @SirThomasWynne: Not happy Jan.... Yeah well ppl of Oz been unhappy in Sep, Oct, Nov, Dec.......

TheTonester2: @SirThomasWynne maybe a firing squad would be more appropriate for Abbott

Phil_B7: @SirThomasWynne Psychopath playing soldier.

archiearchive: @Phil_B7 Precisely! @SirThomasWynne

DECODING THE DNA

SirThomasWynne:
*LATEST DISCOVERY*
NO WONDER TONY ABBOTT WANTED TO CLOSE DOWN SCIENCE...

#auspol

H_kyber: @SirThomasWynne hahaha

Rosafas: @ChasCondouFans you have a valid point there Tom.

IMYYRU: @ChasCondouFans Assuming DNA stands for Do Nothing Arsehole at least Nero played the fiddle while Rome burnt.

colleenhm: @SirThomasWynne really clever Tom...& I believe it too!

MESSAGE FROM THE PAST

SirThomasWynne:

SirThomasWynne:

*Tony Abbott* 

Jules Verne time capsule reveals amazing news for the Liberal Party... 

#auspol

iDGiam: @SirThomasWynne clever

Days2DeTonement: @SirThomasWynne 905 days until DeToneMent #auspol

Hide con

leftocentre: @Days2DeTonement: @SirThomasWynne Waiting, waiting!!

Joffre2000: @SirThomasWynne Do not hold your breath, he is surrounded by gutless cowards, who have a duty to the nation not Abboot

aussieguy48: Hahaha @Tom_in_Oz_

ozzz1234: @SirThomasWynne A state funeral for the first PM to die early in first term is my wish. I love ceremonies ;-)

WezKing: @ozzz1234 @SirThomasWynne When they cremate him they can use his ashes as fertiliser on his hallowed $10m turf. #auspol

randlight: @WezKing @ozzz1234 @SirThomasWynne love both those tweets

WezKing: @randlight @ozzz1234 @SirThomasWynne We aim to please, unlike our swing-and-a-miss "government"!  #auspol

JOB MARKET

SirThomasWynne:

*EMPLOYMENT FIGURES 2014*
News from CANBERRA just in....
#auspol

leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne YaY!

GoTheGrey: @SirThomasWynne I'll have me some of that salary thanks very much.

saffyishere: @SirThomasWynne Sadly ,'soon' isn't soon enough.

Phil_B7: @SirThomasWynne Very good. Also explains why Vic power so expensive. 600% increase in $100k salaries sales execs

IF YOU STILL SUPPORT ABBOTT

SirThomasWynne:

*FREE*
Hehehehe - New publication for ABBOTT supporters
#auspol

aussieguy48: @Tom_in_Oz_ I go with both

IntuitiveGal1: @SirThomasWynne He looks like a drone in this picture. lol

SirThomasWynne: @IntuitiveGal1 can honestly say he's the most unnatural looking person in photos I've ever seen...they all look weird

IMYYRU: @ChasCondouFans  If U support Tony the Rhodes Scholar this may explain why U R shameless/stupid or both. pic.twitter.com/pTQKIjW7IB

MikeXcaberate: @ChasCondouFans What a great makeup artist, haha

albsie: @SirThomasWynne love it! Lots of stupid & shameless people around.

albsie: @SirThomasWynne my mother to a 'T'

PeteRepeatRT: @SirThomasWynne I guess 'dropped at birth' comes under the 2nd classification?

057_papa: @SirThomasWynne or even embarrassed any decent human being can't go on think in he's doing the best for Aust. #marchinmarchAust

TAKE A FLYING LEAP

SirThomasWynne:

*QANTAS*

...what chance have they got???

QUEENSLAND

AND

NUMPTY

TONY

ABBOTT

SCREAMS

#auspol

ShowPatience: @SirThomasWynne Abbott fears gay people.

MinhKular: @ShowPatience @SirThomasWynne  and women ; )

flyinemu: @SirThomasWynne @Tom_in_Oz_ he's gay? Explains why he gets along so well with the lady's

Eschertology: @SirThomasWynne unless they have a microphone and own part of 2GB

GoTheGrey: @SirThomasWynne Funny!! Never thought of Joyce as a gay man before. Seems like too much of an a-hole. Love the look on Tone's face!

TheTonester2: @SirThomasWynne if Abbott was a Qantas pilot they would be called The Falling Kangaroo

THE IGNOMINIOUS

SirThomasWynne:

*TONY ABBOTT*

E N I G M A

#auspol

terry_legg: @SirThomasWynne an enigma is a mystery ... there is mystery about Abbott ?!! he's a *insert expletive here* compulsive liar !!?

SirWonderLlama: @SirThomasWynne Oh no...my eyessssssssssssssssssssssss!!! ;)

prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne No Tony, an enigma isn't the same as a enema. There is no such things as #enemaofallwisdom

JaneSarpax: @SirThomasWynne Didn't plan to have dinner anyway.... Ewwww !

JaneReid5: @SirThomasWynne don't you mean an enema?

IntuitiveGal1: @SirThomasWynne Ha ha ha!

aussieguy48: @Tom_in_Oz_ wouldn't he look great on the lead Mardi Gras float but I don't think they would have him

auntyfudge: @aussieguy48 @Tom_in_Oz_ Of course they don't want him, bad image.

leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne Scary!!

bromideW: @SirThomasWynne Tony, as Churchill said, is "an enema wrapped in a rort & shrouded in misogyny" #auspol

amruss1: @SirThomasWynne yep, a real poser all right!

TheTonester2: @SirThomasWynne more like an "enema"

WHAT SCARES AUSSIES?

SirThomasWynne:

WHAT SCARES MORE AUSSIES THAN ANYTHING ELSE..?

#tonyabbott

#auspol

christnagavier: @SirThomasWynne Oh boy, u got it spot on!

Zaria57: @SirThomasWynne Amazing how u come up with all these scenarios. Keep up the great work :)) Love a good laugh!

PeteRepeatRT: @SirThomasWynne OK, this might go up on my fridge

Active4Orcas: @SirThomasWynne  LOL

davidjcalleja: @SirThomasWynne The Cadbury's bar appearing as a turd floating in the swimming pool in Caddyshack has re-surfaced.

Mickledrippin: @SirThomasWynne  Bit generous in the wedding tackle department.

barbwodecki: @SirThomasWynne @Tom_in_Oz_ it needs that 'Jaws' theme

ralphd2: @barbwodecki @SirThomasWynne @Tom_in_Oz_ It has…you misheard

PsychicWaugh: @Tom_in_Oz_ @SirThomasWynne That is so clever

GoTheGrey: @SirThomasWynne And the laughs keep coming. Cue jaws music...

gypseycece: @SirThomasWynne iv talked to a lot of people who voted 4 him that are shocked by his actions so far!!!

leftocentre: @SirThomasWynne Piranha pants.

offtherails13: @leftocentre @SirThomasWynne RUUNNN!!!!!!