Monday, May 05, 2014

DEMISE OF TONY ABBOTT No.109

THE TIES THAT BIND
SirThomasWynne:
* TONY ABBOTT * 
BREAKING NEWS - TONY ABBOTT HAS WARDROBE MALFUNCTION... 
#worstPMever
Mickledrippin: @SirThomasWynne If he knew "Royals" never wear Windsor knot because of Abdication hohaa; he'd change-being uber Royalist.
ShaughanA: @SirThomasWynne Even with a red tie Tony people won't believe you, They'll think you've gone all Socialist on em!
terra155: @SirThomasWynne I used to love blue ties..........but the thought now brings to mind a liar and a destroyer of this country:(
amruss1: @SirThomasWynne it's not so much the tie but the 'Windsor' knot.
krONik: Hehe @SirThomasWynne
flyinemu: @SirThomasWynne Abbott's so fake his ties are as plastic as he is #auspol
mm_ssssshh: @SirThomasWynne lavender, mauve and dusk blue instead of navy, french navy and virbrant blue?
prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne That's right, it was his wardrobe of no surprises not his government. Must have misheard him.
knobbyclubrush: @SirThomasWynne @randlight at least his nipples haven't broken free.

WHAT TO GET MUM
SirThomasWynne:
* AUSTRALIAN POLITICS * 
Hahaha - WHAT TO BUY MUM THIS MOTHER'S DAY... 
#corruptLIBERALS
mm_ssssshh: @SirThomasWynne My Mum doesn't need to buy a politician. She's been a member of the Labor Party most of her life & has strong union ties.
SirThomasWynne: @mm_ssssshh are her ties light blue?
mm_ssssshh: @SirThomasWynne Red.
menschwithsense: @SirThomasWynne An ironing board, please - I'm still pondering on a few effects of recent policy making. Tony says it helps me think.
ShaughanA: @SirThomasWynne Lnp slush funds going cheap, no offers refused, going out of business Fire Sale!
amruss1: @SirThomasWynne 'but then I checked my bank balance & remembered I was a person not a corporation & sighed'
menschwithsense: My kids aren't trying hard enough, or don't have the dosh. #offensive #auspol @SirThomasWynne @JoeHockey
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randlight: @SirThomasWynne good one

THEY CAN SMELL BLOOD
SirThomasWynne:
* TONY ABBOTT *
TONY IN DIRE STRAITS WITH OZ PUBLIC & MEDIA
#worstPMever
geoffrey_payne: Geeze Sir Tom, you will be in the running for a Meme Walkley award at this rate @SirThomasWynne #corruptLIBERALS #GettingBetterandBetter
SirThomasWynne: @geoffrey_payne ta do you think my DISLIKE OF TONY ABBOTT is THAT noticeable?
geoffrey_payne: We should love our enemies until the final strike @SirThomasWynne ;-))
SirThomasWynne: @geoffrey_payne *CUE* Jaws Music
menschwithsense: @SirThomasWynne @edwardatport @SophiaMcGrane Quite safe in WA, hey?
ShaughanA: @SirThomasWynne Better late than never I suppose. But such a pity that it nearly took the complete the destruction of Auz for it to Happen.
borysSNORC: @SirThomasWynne It was only a matter of time. Thugs like Abbott & Hockey can only stay hidden for so long. #auspol
phaticism: @SirThomasWynne. Murdoch has a contract out on Sly Tony.
flyinemu: @SirThomasWynne what took them so long? obviously corruption stood in the way
Valen_of_Minbar: @SirThomasWynne Times nearly up... It's Hammer time!
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nanoview: @SirThomasWynne Late! But deservedly so!
L_DeWeaver: @SirThomasWynne @SophiaMcGrane Maybe a Spill in Caucus & the smell of his own blood kept #tonyabbott from going to Indonesia? #auspol
ShaughanA: @SirThomasWynne The Media are in a feeding frenzy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvCI-gNK_y4
randlight: @SirThomasWynne sharks (MSM) in for kill soon????

LNP KICK OWN GOAL
SirThomasWynne: 
* TONY ABBOTT * 
TONY ABBOTT DOWNFALL - LNP SCORE OWN GOAL 
#worstGOVever
mm_ssssshh: @SirThomasWynne inexplicable? It's easily explained. He hasn't a clue about how people live day to day.
ShaughanA: @SirThomasWynne Hockey, 60 metres out! He think's about it! Steps back, takes two step's drops it on the boot and scores!!!!!
SophiaMcGrane: @ShaughanA @SirThomasWynne woohoo! :)

ShaughanA: @SophiaMcGrane @SirThomasWynne WAIT!!! The umpire's are confering, what's this? Can this be True? Hockey has Kicked a Goal 4 the Opposition
stovies40: @SirThomasWynne Bet that kick will go out of bounds #auspol
flyinemu: @SirThomasWynne his kicking skills match his political skill, off the side of his boot
gobbledeegook: @SirThomasWynne didn't need wording but where's the boot behind hockey, eh???? #auspol #abbottpmmonikernotafit
myknittingwool: @SirThomasWynne  may have done his dash 2 replace TA but i hope not voters not be happy
call_me_tomasso: Mere flesh wound. @SirThomasWynne
JoshMacTechie: @SirThomasWynne @leftocentre @paulch_6 Hockey won't be unscathed

Mickledrippin: @JoshMacTechie @SirThomasWynne Dozen madder now what happens on budget nite. Hockey & Abbott will still be liars.

cheryl_zette: @SirThomasWynne Hehe Splattttttttt.....

Gary150iq: @SirThomasWynne That's Entertainment!!!

A RADIO STATION TWEETS MY MEME - THEN OZ CELEBS DISCUSS IT
Tara_Moss: When typos go viral.... (Thank you Mix 94.5 for this one.)
petstarr: @Tara_Moss hmm, that looks photoshopped to me... The S is slightly bigger than the other letters... I like the gag though!
petstarr: @Tara_Moss also take one look at the creator whose byline is bottom left @tom_in_oz_ ... I think you'll get the picture.
suigenerisjen: @Tara_Moss I'd like to think that wasn't a typo - but a sub with a great sense of humour
Tara_Moss: @suigenerisjen There have been a few of those lately, if events at Australian Financial Review are anything to go by. #subeditorrebellion
suigenerisjen: @Tara_Moss (And a political conscience!)
AngeloRistevski: @Tara_Moss @Antibolt It may be photoshopped its still accurate...

WAKEY WAKEY
SirThomasWynne: And then I woke up.... 

ShaughanA: @SirThomasWynne Better late than never I suppose. But such a pity that it nearly took the complete the destruction of Auz for it to Happen.

YOU CAN'T PLEASE EVERYBODY 
SO YOU'VE GOT TO 
PLEASE YOURSELF!
WeTheVoters2013: A funny thing happened on the way to the North Sydney Forum... #auspol pic.twitter.com/UqVkxgIFTy
TalkyTurkey: @WeTheVoters2013 Whatever else ... Oz has AMAZING cartoonists! Thanks to you all. Except that slimy Larry Poopering.
MinhKular: @TalkyTurkey @WeTheVoters2013 The Memeists are great too : ) #auspol
TalkyTurkey: @MinhKular @WeTheVoters2013 Please if you can think of one, give me an example?
MinhKular: @TalkyTurkey @WeTheVoters2013 TOM IN OZ > @SirThomasWynne
WeTheVoters2013: @MinhKular @TalkyTurkey @SirThomasWynne - Umm, don't agree.
MinhKular: @WeTheVoters2013 @TalkyTurkey as is your right my friend : )@SirThomasWynne
TalkyTurkey: @MinhKular That "don't agree" wasn't moi. @WeTheVoters2013 

MURDOCH FREE NEWS
JonJohnson_1: @flyinemu @SirThomasWynne  Toxic Tone & his clowns hv bn giving us, almost on a daily basis; jaw-dropping actions/inactions.#auspol
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gobbledeegook: hi @SirThomasWynne did ya catch this one?.................


MinhKular: Crunch time for Joe Hockey - http://www.canberratimes.com.au/comment/crunch-time-for-joe-hockey-20140505-zr4q6.html … via @canberratimes

Feeney4Batman: Looks like the Abbott Gvt's broken promises have really got people talking! #Budget2014 #CoA


forthleft: I'd like #PMthing to withdraw this statement and apologise. #worstPMever #LNPslushfund #libspill #auspol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_JIQ9SvRQk
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AnneRafferty2: Exclusive picture of Joe Hockey raising campaign funds on North Shore streets #auspol #icac #gameofdonors
SirThomasWynne:
* DEVINE INTERVENTION * 
TONY ABBOTT SHOT DOWN BY MIRANDA DEVINE 
#worstPMever
ModdityDodds: @SirThomasWynne @Kabuladventure Devine aspiring towards divinity. True to her principles, such as they are. Half a gold star :)
Yeahsoanyway: @SirThomasWynne  I know right? Nearly feinted.
mauricebilli: @SirThomasWynne clearly Miranda didn't get her promised bottle of "wine"
SirThomasWynne:
Pyne 
Rhymes 
With 
Whine.....
AstraKate: @SirThomasWynne Grange?
ROYALwithCHEEEZ: @SirThomasWynne I thought she was loyal?
KieraGorden: Everything u need 2 know about the IPA's influence on the Coalition is in this MAJOR slip up by Roskam on Q&A #AusPol 

geeksrulz: Commission of Audit: Do as we say not as we do! Audit Commission spends $2.5M, more than double their budget. #auspol


SirThomasWynne: #qanda Chris Pyne is blushing which is a precursor to #lying
nakkiahlui: That or he is having a wank under the table? @SirThomasWynne 
SirThomasWynne: @nakkiahlui  nothing there #buttonmushroom
NurseNelleB: “@jason_om: The banner in question #qanda” @jarahcrook
IMYYRU: @SirThomasWynne Right on. They R Abbott's stooges 2 give him an appearance of a mandate he never got at the election
SirThomasWynne: #hardDECISIONS hahaha Tony ABBOTT you'd need Viagra to make it HARD.......
GoTheGrey: @SirThomasWynne Or a fighter jet...
pepiermargot: “@GoTheGrey: @SirThomasWynne Or a fighter jet...” Or a suppository..
Thefinnigans: Senior Liberal backbencher Warren Entsch says the CoA has “frightened the bejeezus” out of old people, like this?
outandabout12:  @SirThomasWynne  #abbottgate #icacgate #politas
gobbledeegook: hi @SirThomasWynne i do wonder if peta may have been driving #auspol #budget #Budget2014 #ausvotes
gobbledeegook: hi @SirThomasWynne we're aok how about you? #auspol 
menschwithsense: For my Twitter besties @niftynev63 @SirThomasWynne #icac #auspol
SirThomasWynne: @menschwithsense @niftynev63 ... north shore edition
niftynev63: @SirThomasWynne @menschwithsense bWaHAhaHahahahahahahahahahhhHahahHhHHhhHaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaHa
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